Shinsei Romanticist

Series: Touhou

Language: English

Artist: Kinetoscope

Translator: CGRascal

1,068 favorites, 18 pages

uploaded by CGrascal, October 27, 2011

Description: Make a contract and become Koakuma's fuck buddy?

Tags: Vanilla, Oral, Pettanko, Monster Girl, Hentai

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Comments on Shinsei Romanticist

Big-One-Warrior (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 7:53 pm) +58 points

Fresh, new, and never used... just how I like my hentai.

RaphaelDDL (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 9:01 pm) +9 points

Fresh, new, and never used.. 12 years and mixed up with coke.

olm345 (Sat May 5, 2012, 1:11 am) +4 points

dont forget the pop rocks

Rito Ayasaki (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:20 pm) +2 points

:D
Don't we all...

moose75000 (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 8:32 pm) +2 points

Damn, it came out today and you already have 22 upvotes. Awesome!

WowMeMuch (Tue Nov 1, 2011, 12:00 am) +1 points

the best line ever!~

m16 halftrack (Sat Jun 9, 2012, 11:15 am) +1 points

i can't disagree with you

KLA (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 7:57 pm) +12 points

Pettanko + Vanilla = Yes please.

bushwhacker2k (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 4:22 am) +4 points

I'd love some Pettanko + Harem :D, shame I don't see many

AnimeWarrior (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 10:57 am) +2 points

Is there any Pettanko+Harem on Fakku? Just curious!

m16 halftrack (Sat Jun 9, 2012, 11:16 am) +1 points

if you do find any tell me please

Garchomp (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:52 pm) +2 points

+ Touhou = Moar please.

m16 halftrack (Sat Jun 9, 2012, 11:18 am) +1 points

touhou=moar+hell of a good time = fap glore

Ruinsku (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 8:02 pm) +6 points

Oh how I love the pettanko tag~

emperorMG (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 4:21 am) +6 points

doesnt look like a "monster girl" to me, its more like a cosplayer haha.. but great

moose75000 (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 4:49 pm) +4 points

I liked it, but I personally think the 'monster girl' tag should be used on doujins that have a half woman creature (Pretty Lamia, Casual Inevitability Contact) Yes, she's a demon, but there are others on here where ther girls are demons and don't have it. Just sayin'

vashtrgn6 (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 12:55 am) +3 points

im not entirely sure this is vanilla...

0047 (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 3:48 am) +3 points

Koakuma > Kyubeey

Omega-24 (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 7:45 pm) +4 points

Don't forget to test your blood sugar after reading this.

Tyranosaurus_Secks (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 12:58 am) +7 points

Me: What's my blood sugar level?
???: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

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KuroeMihon (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 8:35 pm) -7 points

Uh oh, I think I have type 2 diabetes.
TIME FOR AN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION! -shot because I'm not even a man-

LupineMaverick (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 5:05 pm)

@TheNumbahQ How are the blood sugar level jokes funny, but blatantly using the term diabetes not funny? It's a joke, and it's meant to be funny, and only meant to be so. Chill out.

TheNumbahQ (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:17 pm) +1 points

not funny... not one bit.

KuroeMihon (Wed Nov 9, 2011, 9:15 pm) +1 points

Well excuse me for "crying." Though I don't think I was. If you wanna say my joke sucked, then fine. Be my guest. However, when you start stupid arguments like this, and I'm dumb enough to try to finish them out nicely, you don't let me. I suggest you go find better things to fap to rather than argue with me because that's what I'm doing now and I'm simply a troll that's wasting your time.

M.A.D (Wed Nov 9, 2011, 10:50 pm) +1 points

You know, the replies to your first comment would have been forgotten as thoughtless babbling of people who would have forgotten that they had written those comments in the first place. You're the only one who's turning this into an argument by taking them personally

KuroeMihon (Sat Nov 5, 2011, 12:50 pm) -1 points

@TheNumahQ, Yoshosan55, Tyranosaurus_Secks, M.A.D, Fizzay, and LupineMaverick (aka)the people who replied to me:
Before you want to label someone as "joking," start thinking for yourselves. Not everyone comes from the same background, and I also know several people with diabetes. Several people in my family died from it. The joke about blood sugar/diabetes/etc is because of the vanilla tag and the hating needs to stop because hate is the last thing Fakku needs. Also, Fizzay, I'm clearly a woman. I said so in my comment above. I'm not asking you to think it's funny. I won't force you to have the same sense of human as me and others. However, I do want you to stop the hatred between Fakkunians or at least keep it to yourselves. Thank you.

Fizzay (Sat Oct 29, 2011, 3:30 am)

Lupine, apparently many people thought it wasn't that funny, seeing as he currently has -6.

M.A.D (Sun Oct 30, 2011, 3:30 am)

@Lupine: Diabetes is fine, since it's referred to the same thing. Being unable, however, isn't. That's where the negative points came from

@Kuroe: ...

Yoshosan55 (Tue Nov 1, 2011, 11:59 pm)

It's not funny because a lot of ppl who read hentai are obese(Based on otakus in anime 1 in 3 are fat). Also on a side note the NAMBLA always have a problem with blood sugar. All that milk and cookies.

Fizzay (Mon Nov 7, 2011, 10:01 pm)

Why are you crying? Your joke sucked, and we're letting you know. The fact you have people who died from diabetes doesn't change the fact your joke sucked. Quit raging over stupid shit kay?

AssasinZAssasin (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:25 pm)

It's beyond saving already man...

Erenti (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 7:31 am) +2 points

Meh... not really impressed. Perhaps with different translation it could be more interesting, but it felt more like someone telling a story as opposed to her actual thoughts. Campfire stories are only fun at campfires.

TheAnonymous (Sat Dec 3, 2011, 5:00 am) +2 points

It's not like you're become a magic girl with this contract. I'm hoping that's a reference to Puella Magi.

Lastsheep (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 9:00 pm) +1 points

He get a new familiar

Like a boss

Noramil (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 9:21 pm) +3 points

He fuck her brains out

Like a boss.

the darktrea (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 9:36 pm) +1 points

sexy familiar get!

Willis (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 8:43 pm) +1 points

Solution? INFINITE LIFE ENERGY.

Darqside (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 9:59 pm) +1 points

Succubus? More like Suck-You-Lots. This type of female monster should be it's own genre!! :D

gamer1342 (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:19 pm) +1 points

its not a Succubus it's Koakuma

masterBayShon (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 10:07 pm) +1 points

Nice drawing .!

HiiiMum (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 10:48 pm) +1 points

My days from now will be spent by someone swooping down from the sky and making a contract with me.

Masongate (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 10:52 pm) +1 points

Twas on this day that diabetes became a sexually transmitted disease

Kensouke (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:11 pm) +1 points

Extremely stoic/emotionless male + overexcited female?

Not sure if vanilla. Despite them doing the classic "I'm yours only!" type phrase.

gamer1342 (Thu Oct 27, 2011, 11:20 pm) +1 points

Just the way I love Koakuma

UirumaGeki (Fri Oct 28, 2011, 12:03 am) +1 points

All my favorite tags :D

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