Tousaku no Honeymoon

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    Afro Thunda on August 17, 2012
    Kirito shows Asuna what real sexual pleasure is, via all available orifices. Undoubtedly Happy Sex. Just really, really, really kinky Happy Sex.
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    Comments on Tousaku no Honeymoon
    Top Comments
    milku (Fri Aug 17, 2012, 11:33 pm) +36 points
    I like the new heart censors~ :3
    AssasinZAssasin (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 5:11 am) +10 points
    Yeah, i hope it gets used more often rather than beams of light or the dark lines...
    Gubi (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 10:49 am) +9 points
    The beam of lights need to stay, or else light saber penis will dissapear. And we can't have that can we?
    ZeroRequiemGX (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 8:12 am) +4 points
    I guess The New censor manager (Puts Up Traditional Text message shades), Is full of Heart!
    lonelysamurai (Mon Aug 20, 2012, 11:33 am) +6 points
    Like this:
    I guess the new censor manager
    ( •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    Is full of heart!
    kandayuuantony (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 1:41 am)
    he's in love with someone waiting that special one catch the indirect
    skillnessman (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 7:13 am) +3 points
    I actually thought the hearts were the effect of the drug/simulation thing that was mentioned...
    kentor (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 9:53 pm) +2 points
    I now heart censors.
    Me!!! (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 1:45 am)
    Yup the first thing that came to mind :p
    Gubi (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 3:15 am) +17 points
    Download link of this excellent shibari:
    Recent Comments
    SUPERHELL (Mon Oct 21, 2013, 6:37 pm) +1 points
    all 4 Hole are Blalock and i Through you are saying all 4 Road is Blalock
    Good Heart Blalocking is on all i Want Super Good
    MagicTouch (Sun Apr 21, 2013, 5:10 am) +1 points
    i'm curious to why there is no Vanilla tag on this O.o
    EpicBro (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 11:59 am) +1 points
    WTF Kirito, Why the hell u taking all the fucken' cute bitches that we'ed actually love instead of = Meet, Fuck, Leave, Go back to website. HUH?! GOD DAMMIT!
    RedFredHunter (Sun Jan 6, 2013, 1:14 pm) +1 points
    You know given that SAO is a Japanese game those heart censors might actually be there. Fun thought. .
    Wasey299 (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 3:59 pm) +1 points
    Page 4:
    Thats a small penis :)
    Imrh (Thu Oct 18, 2012, 12:24 pm) +1 points
    Nice bit of "dual wielding" there Kirito
    thanhvuive (Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:45 am) +1 points
    Nice afterwords,thanks for sharing
    Kawaii~KillerRobot (Wed Aug 22, 2012, 4:18 pm) +1 points
    that blow job actions seemed a bit painful, ANGLES!
    ImperceptibleVoyeur (Wed Aug 22, 2012, 5:36 am) +3 points
    Okay so I just learned something new - you can show stuff in a woman's urethra and it is called urethra sounding - sort of creeped the shit out of me - isn't that basically that same idea as shoving something inside your cock
    dyalibya (Wed Oct 16, 2013, 12:21 am) +1 points
    don't google catheterization then !!!
    m16 halftrack (Fri Sep 7, 2012, 9:58 pm) +1 points
    yea look up one futaria book i can't remember it's title but it had a cock going in a cock and cumming in it
    Blue0703 (Tue Aug 21, 2012, 6:37 pm) +1 points
    How many hearts are there? XD
    Did anyone count them?
    guns98 (Tue Aug 21, 2012, 8:04 am) +1 points
    we cant download stuff now o.o ?
    bushwhacker2k (Tue Aug 21, 2012, 12:28 am) +1 points
    Wasn't into the excessive use of toys... also, they have sex-toys in this MMO? O_o
    PrimaLaChord (Mon Aug 20, 2012, 9:11 pm) +1 points
    Oh how I love Little White Butterflies
    Recipe (Mon Aug 20, 2012, 12:25 am) +1 points
    That dude's got a nice inventory.
    lygarx (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 11:43 pm) +1 points
    heart censors. nice touch
    twincest2 (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 11:28 pm) +1 points
    Not sure wtf happend oO'
    justedward (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 12:50 pm) +1 points
    so there is the G spot located...
    btw like the heart censor ^^
    Dr._Strangelove (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 11:18 am) +1 points
    SavageBJ (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 2:54 am) +1 points
    Sir glop-a-lot is at it again.
    Kejoro (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 1:17 am) +1 points
    censors with hearts might as well not censor it at all
    SayShanPlz (Sun Aug 19, 2012, 12:27 am) +1 points
    Actually like the dark lines than this heart censor, FUCK ME RIGHT?
    deepwound78 (Sat May 31, 2014, 8:35 pm) +1 points
    YEAH FUCK YOU. :) joking I Like all of them although penis saber confuses me sometimes.
    aniechan (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 4:52 pm) +1 points
    Quadruple penetration? Huh. I think you would die but, it's hentai so yeey!
    Jerrk (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 12:23 pm) +1 points
    Am i the only one who gets distracted by the heart censor? the black lines are easier to ignore imho..
    zaberfang07 (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 11:03 am) +1 points
    I would so welcome this technology... the perfect solution for the overpopulation...and satisfy the pervs out there...XD
    ZeroRequiemGX (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 8:26 am) +3 points
    Am I the only one who thinks that if what Asuna said was also true in the real Novel and Anime about that Sex functionality thing that was being sold to make sex in SAO a thousand times much more better than sex in real life then wouldn't that mean Japan's and possibly the whole world will end up having lower birth rates?

    I mean C'mon "Sex in SAO is a thousand times much better in real life" that would really lessen our current population count XD + No need to bother about getting pregnant.
    deepwound78 (Sat May 31, 2014, 8:36 pm) +1 points
    Yeah but, a 'thousand times' better might literally fry your brain from the pleasure.
    ZeroRequiemGX (Sun Jun 1, 2014, 12:06 am) +1 points
    Depends, Have You meet Kagami Sumika? (Wink Wink) XD
    Kouji-kun (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 6:46 am) +1 points
    Can I make more "Two years of semen" jokes?
    F12 (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 6:34 am) +1 points
    I suddenly feel like playing SAO.
    pyonPyonWarp-kun (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 4:47 am) +1 points
    That emblem is like a country flag...
    Darqside (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 4:06 am)
    Dude looked like he was using a damn plunger to fix a toilet! She's probably totally wrecked!
    nuohka (Sat Aug 18, 2012, 4:00 am) +1 points
    Nice shibari !
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