Pokémon: FAKKU Version; Adventure Game

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    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm
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    Please read carefully before playing!


    Welcome to Pokémon: FAKKU!
    This is an Adventure game based directly on the classic Gameboy Color games, Pokémon Red & Blue.
    In this game, I tell the story of a young hero's adventure in the FAKKU themed land of Pokémon.
    What's going to happen on his adventure? Well, that's for you to decide.
    This story will have many player-choice events, where the users choose what happens.
    Please read the Details and Rules before playing, they are as follows.

    Details and Rules I know its a long read, but please bear with me.
    Spoiler:
    - Most of the time, the first player to post a valid response/player choice after I give one, will be what happens. No matter how ridiculous or boring the players choice is, if its valid, it goes.

    - Don't do something retardedly derailing for a player-choice, like "SUDDENLY ALIENS COME DOWN AND ATTACK" or "NOW GO TO ELITE 4 AND BECOME CHAMPION". Posts like this will be ignored.

    - I am playing Pokémon Red on an emulator as the story goes. This will be used for screenshots (read below). In some cases, the story can only go as fast as I play. This does not restrict the story to what happens in my game.

    - My posts further the storyline and events. Player's do not have freedom to explain what happens in the story, unless the particular player choice dictates the player to do so.

    - Each post will be accompanied by at least 1 image from the Pokémon game, and it will always be an edit by me. This is to make the game more interesting and more visually appealing. I do not have these pre-made, as I don't know where the story will go. I can only go so fast, so don't expect me to be cranking out these posts very fast.

    - I won't be able to do this 24/7, obviously. I will let you guys know when I'm laying off for a while, so you don't all just sit here going "WHERE'S THE NEXT PART OF THE STORY?!" But trust me, I'll pick it back up ASAP.

    - You can chat about the game in here all you want, posts do not need to exclusively be answers to player-choice. I'll chat too, I won't only be posting story continuations- feel free to chat with me.

    - DO NOT ASK TO BE IN THE STORY. Unless some player choice gives you the opportunity to insert yourself. Even then, I'm politely asking you not to. (Unless we're naming the Player, Rival, or Pokémon. Then you can insert yourself.)

    The short version:
    1.) First post decides what happens.
    2.) Try and stay with the moment, don't break off completely.
    3.) Don't be an idiot.

    Alright, I think that covers it!
    Let's get started, shall we?




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    "Welcome to the world of Pokémon. My name is Oak, but most people just call me the Pokémon Professor, or whatever. Damn kids these days.
    You're about to go on a fantastic journey, blah blah blah."

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    artcellrox Posts: 8,465
    May 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm
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    Name: Damon
    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm
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    "Damon, huh? Well aren't you just a badass.
    This is my grandson, he's a little fucker."


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    Asuzu Posts: 47
    May 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm
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    Rival name: Asuzu
    PumpJack McGee Posts: 2,023
    May 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
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    Rival: Leeroy

    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
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    "Oh yeah, his name was Asuzu. It sure is hell gettin' old, coulda sworn he was a boy.
    Well Damon, your adventure is about to begin. Try not to die out there, not that I give a rats ass."


    You're in your room.
    You've just finished playing Battletoads on your NES.
    It occurs to you, it's perfectly normal for a 10-year-old to leave home forever and go fight with cute little critters.

    You travel down the stairs of your house, pass by your mom who you swiftly flip the bird to. She doesn't seem to care.

    You step outside in to the humble little town of Newfagville.

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    You look around. You see your Rivals house, the Laboratory, and a grassy path.

    What do you do?
    Loner Posts: 1,033
    May 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
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    Choice: go down the grassy path.
    PumpJack McGee Posts: 2,023
    May 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm
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    Waltz into the Rival's house to bang the hot sister who might be a shotacon whilst "Ave Maria" is playing on the radio.

    The mother might walk in unexpectedly.

    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
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    You choose to walk out into the grass, unprotected.
    You really are a dumbass, you know that?

    You are suddenly surrounded by Rattata's, and their leader, a nasty looking Raticate!
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    Without any protection, you are quickly overwhelmed. The nasty creatures slash and bite at you, you soon pass out from the pain.

    You awake in a hospital in Saffron City. Your mother is there, calling you a damn idiot.
    The nurse comes in and says "You're lucky you're alive, little man."

    1 month passes.

    You're back at home in Newfagville, refreshed and ready for adventure.
    Hopefully with less injury this time.

    You step outside. You see your Rivals House, the Laboratory, and that scary-ass grass path.

    What do you do?
    artcellrox Posts: 8,465
    May 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm
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    Let's roll with Pump's answer now. Go bang Ass-uzu's sister.
    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm
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    You stroll into Asuzu's house, looking to bang his sister.
    Maybe you'll impress her with your brave encounter that you had with those Rattata's.

    You see her sitting at the table, reading the same book she's always reading.
    You approach her and do the only thing that you know how.

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    You whip out your giant cock and drop it on the book she's reading.
    Before you can even say "Suck it", she screams and a police officer bursts through the door.
    He yells "STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. Your stolen goods are now forfeit! You're coming with me!"

    You're taken to a jail outside Newfagville.

    1 year later

    You're released from jail, and have returned to Newfagville.

    You see a grass path, and the Laboratory. You decide it's not a good idea to go into your Rivals House.

    What do you do?
    cruz737 Posts: 1,927
    May 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm
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    You realize your faggy rival is already leagues ahead of you.
    Asuzu Posts: 47
    May 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm
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    For the sake of getting to some more funny shit, I vote for the Laboratory xD
    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm
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    You finally fucking go to the Laboratory, where you see your faggy rival Asuzu.

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    On the table near him, you see 3 PokeBalls- one Red, one Blue, and one Green.

    Asuzu notices you.
    "Sup queer! I'm here to get my Pokemon from the old man."
    You are too. But you aren't a pussy, so you decide not to wait around.

    You approach the table.

    Which ball do you take?
    Red, Blue
    , or Green?
    artcellrox Posts: 8,465
    May 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm
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    Punch Ass-uzu in the nads first, then yoink the blue ball.
    PumpJack McGee Posts: 2,023
    May 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm
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    While groin-punching him, also inquire as to if he seriously just waited around like a prat for an entire year whilst you were facing Red Gyardos in jail.

    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm
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    You kick your faggy rival right in the balls.
    As he lays on the ground, crying like the pussy he is, you grab the Blue ball off the table.

    Out pops a Pokemon!
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    He's instantly the coolest thing ever. You can tell you and him are going places.

    What do you name him?
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    PumpJack McGee Posts: 2,023
    May 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm
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    Jackistan.

    Antw0n Posts: 1,806
    May 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm
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    You name the little bastard Jackistan. He seems to like it well enough.

    As you approach the exit with your heads held high, your faggy rival stands up.
    "I-I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!"
    He grabs the Green ball, and sends out a Bulbasaur to attack you!

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    Jackistan quickly puts himself between you and the Bulbasaur.

    What do you order Jackistan to do?
    artcellrox Posts: 8,465
    May 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm
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    Motherfucker, don't stop now! Go for a headbutt!

    ... to the rival's face. >w>
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