[Locked] Contest, ahoy!

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My 1st stab at this, but it was pretty fun :) FAKKU! should have things like this more often, I think!
Hopefully it shows up, I had to go and find my photobucket account...
Kurenai Kagero Hishu Enbu- Ahoy! Caption, My Contest Ahoy! Caption entry for FAKKU!
What do you guys think???
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My turn:
Forum Image: http://thumbnails65.imagebam.com/18861/c35e33188605668.jpg

Transcribed for the visually-impaired (or anyone else that can't read the butt font I used):

Spoiler:
Balloon 1: "Mommy!"
Balloon 2: "I think I broke my CLIT!"

Baloon 3: "Don't worry sweetie. Mommy will kiss it and make it feel a~ll bet- WAIT. WHUT?"

Balloon 4: "I know you told me to stop, but I thought it would feel SOOO~ good if I stuck a wind-up key in my behind while I played with myself."
Balloon 5: "Needless to say... ... I think fucked up. I'm sorry. I was too impetuous."
Balloon 6: "By the way, bach flower therapy is BULLSHIT. I thought some slippery wet plant action would make me feel better, but when I stuck my clit in your exotic bush, it HURT LIKE SHIT."
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Runner up prize... DO WANT.
Here I go!

Forum Image: http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/th_MyVersion.jpg

Forum Image: http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/th_MyVersiontwo.jpg

Forum Image: http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/th_MyVersionthree.jpg

Forum Image: http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/th_MyVersionfour.jpg

and just in case that somehow fails...

http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/MyVersion.jpg

http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/MyVersiontwo.jpg

http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/MyVersionthree.jpg

http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u403/GeneralPyromania/MyVersionfour.jpg
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My last entry, I really hope it strikes a funny bone, I actually wanna win a bunch :P

https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/949138-2FHS1L9.jpg
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Alucard_Hellsing wrote...
My last entry, I really hope it strikes a funny bone, I actually wanna win a bunch :P

https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/949138-2FHS1L9.jpg


that deserves at least one prize lol "terrorist actions against my ass are not acceptable", words to live by
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http://kat.ph/living-sex-toy-delivery-episode-1-2-3-no-credits-1-file-t5664833.html
i win.
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Nikon FAKKU Old Guard
The contest is now CLOSED. Thank you to everyone that entered. All entries will be reviewed for laffability and results should be posted within a week's time. Winners will be contacted via PM, so be sure to keep an eye out!