[Locked] WHAT DOES I DO!?

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Sobutai wrote...
Here's what you does in a nice 10 step program.

1) Click the little box next to the email
2) Click Delete
3) Find New Hentai
4) Fap
5) Translate Said Hentai
6) Fap Again
7) Post Said Hentai
8 ) Fap for a third time
9) Read the Replies to the Update
10) Fap for the last time of the day

...... or maybe that's just what i would do >.>

Damn, that's a lot of fappin.
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i get these e-mails alot its a bunch of crap
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What does she mean by structure..? Does she mean your site...? it seems a bit weird to me =P especially that a Russian (seeing how she claimed herself to be russian in an email I'm guessing she still resides in Russia) used perfect grammar even most Americans don't bother to use in every day email/conversation.
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that's a funny one)
go for it man, she is definitely a russian girl, i know, i live there. Here. Whatever.
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ROTFLMAO!


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Fruid wrote...
Send her a copy of Mai-Chan's Daily Life and ask her where she lives.
When you meet her say, "Do you want to baby fuck?"


l3lackmage wrote...
Supaman dat ho!


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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Sobutai wrote...
Here's what you does in a nice 10 step program.

1) Click the little box next to the email
2) Click Delete
3) Find New Hentai
4) Fap
5) Translate Said Hentai
6) Fap Again
7) Post Said Hentai
8 ) Fap for a third time
9) Read the Replies to the Update
10) Fap for the last time of the day

...... or maybe that's just what i would do >.>

Damn, that's a lot of fappin.




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Klorofolun wrote...
saikidgo wrote...
Send her the link to this thread
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=16070

AND LET HER KNOW THAT U R TALKING TO EVERYONE ABOUT HER LIKE THIS!

Talk about disgusted...even if she's real and stuff u'll never deserve to get her...GET LOST JACOB...

...The fuck? -_-

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Since that girl is no where near being a bigin , just tell her u got 2D complex and jerk while watching lolli HENTA* . If she don't mind , that will means she's good for u ^.^
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E-Mail back in a rambling icoherent manner about a topic of your choosing. if it's a bot then the world will never know, well maybe some of it will but no one will really care. if, by some miracle, there actually is another human in the overflowing post-medieval juices that we call yahoo sending this to you then all the better, for you know have a chance to cause freakish nightmares for days to come. I would personally choose to ramble about how Oreo Cookies are an overbearing racist statement, and how one day i will deliver almighty revenge uopn the un-baptized souls who would dare to force such a political philosephy down my throat. but i'm also eating Oreo's right now... Yeah Oreo's! well have fun with that good sir.
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Sobutai wrote...
Here's what you does in a nice 10 step program.

1) Click the little box next to the email
2) Click Delete
3) Find New Hentai
4) Fap
5) Translate Said Hentai
6) Fap Again
7) Post Said Hentai
8 ) Fap for a third time
9) Read the Replies to the Update
10) Fap for the last time of the day

...... or maybe that's just what i would do >.>

Damn, that's a lot of fappin.

yeah alot X.X man are ur rod is of IRON ?
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HA HA HA .... nooooo say noooo. :lol: consider cybering with her HAHAHA for fun of course
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I have not read any of this thread (god its hueg) and that's why I'm posting. The threads response is massive and its all because of a fake Russian woman that wants to be married into the US.
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In Soviet Russia, girl scams you!
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ok.. read the new posts and yea... im still losing faith in humanity coz there are so many ppl posting stuff that has 0% of


SARCASM


pls lock this thread... I BEG U
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This is a funny post... so obvious. There are no girls on the internet~
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I've gotten one of those before. It's definitely a scam. They will email you a few times making it seem like they're legit and then finally they'll end up asking you for money.. via western union and such. With an excuse like.. "I'm 3500 dollars short for my plane ticket, I'll pay you back once I start working in the US."
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NiHau wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Sobutai wrote...
Here's what you does in a nice 10 step program.

1) Click the little box next to the email
2) Click Delete
3) Find New Hentai
4) Fap
5) Translate Said Hentai
6) Fap Again
7) Post Said Hentai
8 ) Fap for a third time
9) Read the Replies to the Update
10) Fap for the last time of the day

...... or maybe that's just what i would do >.>

Damn, that's a lot of fappin.

yeah alot X.X man are ur rod is of IRON ?


I'm sorry but is three times a day really that strange i can do it well i thik my recors is a whole weekend fap shower fap shaower watch tv fap shower (oh each shower includes another fap session) all weekend done it MANY times. But then i'm about as small as ya can get but i have the energizer bunny going for me to.

Oh and might i suggest telling this woMAN the long proud history of how you were conceived and how your father was concieved ad so on. if she still wants ya i'd say tell her you enjoy long walks on the beach ending in raping lolis. That shoud get her away.
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Fruid Lurker of Threads
drakonnan wrote...
ok.. read the new posts and yea... im still losing faith in humanity coz there are so many ppl posting stuff that has 0% of


SARCASM


pls lock this thread... I BEG U


Well, although its true alot of the responses are not sarcasm, atleast now lots of people who have viewed the site and never have posted on the forums are posting.

Take me for example.
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Sobutai wrote...
Here's what you does in a nice 10 step program.

1) Click the little box next to the email
2) Click Delete
3) Find New Hentai
4) Fap
5) Translate Said Hentai
6) Fap Again
7) Post Said Hentai
8 ) Fap for a third time
9) Read the Replies to the Update
10) Fap for the last time of the day

...... or maybe that's just what i would do >.>


... I doubt I can fap that much >.> Maybe I could... but it'll hurt like hell >.<
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Obviously, the correct choice of action would be to forward her your credit card number, social security number, and any other personal information that she'll need in order to access your personal accounts. After all, she seems totally legit, so why would she do anything bad?
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ask her if she milk.
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who the hell cares i dont come here to help with relationship issues i come here to read doujinshi/h-manga, watch hentai and download and talk about things in the forums which reminds me where the hell is the doujinshi and hentai updates instead over the last week or so u have given us a "sliders" link and some crap about some stupid 3-dimensional girl who gives a crap i say if ur not going to post something related to japanese visual culture dont post anything at all i dont care about ur personal life if u want to talk about relationship and american idol and crap like that go to myspace otherwise shut the hell up and post some doujinshi sorry if being harsh or whatever but c'mon this is a doujinshi site i think if ur going to post something concerning ur relationship do it in the forums so that ppl who dont care dont have to look