10,000 hentai logic/facts.

In hentai,

-the transit fare for girls seems to be fucking every man on the carriage.

-everything smells wonderful and arousing.

-everything is wonderful and arousing.

-when girls get wet, there is no middle setting between Moist and Noah's Ark.

-well-endowed girls launch lactate when they orgasm.

-the girls are more open to the unusual acts such as footjobs, armpits, and even anal.

-the ass is always clean.

-vibrators are quiet enough that no-one will notice that the one girl in class has fifteen inside her.

In hentai, dicks never go flaccid for more than 5 seconds. In hentai, pussies always have the property of being intensely hot and making dicks feel like they will melt.

Female fluids amount to a gallon during orgasm.

- Hentai makes you horny =P

In hentai... Boobs will jiggle in symmetry with each other if not being groped and the bigger they are, the more they bounce. How hard the man or woman is doing her does not matter as the boobs will move with gusto regardless of hitting the cervix or just putting the tip in.

In hentai there is always something that contrast to reality.

In hentai, the guys usually get the girl of their dreams while in RL, good luck on that, mister.

In hentai the fatter the guy, the better he is at sex.

In hentai you can be transported to a different time full of fox girls and monster girls.

In hentai guys can just fuck all their college teachers and graduate. And of course all their teachers are super sexy women

In hentai you can fuck and moan to your hearts content without anyone hearing at home.

It's been 3 days and since then I found out another thing.

In hentai, or just some anime starring fanservice girls, even a 10 year old girl can have up to ZZZ size breasts and have them be natural.
And speaking of lolis, apparently some lolis don't develop nipples until puberty.

Also in hentai translations, the word "Dicks" or "Cock" is used a whole lot to describe the penis... especcialy if the girl is loving it, is being gang banged, or is simply sobbesed over them

In hentai, any superpower, ability, or technique can and will be used for sex.

In hentai, if the girl has extra parts, like wings, ears, or a tail, it is always a weak spot.

You're a fucking nigger

Nope.

In hentai, even toothbrushing can be erotic.

In hentai...if there's a dub, there's a good chance someone who was in a 4kids anime, will be in it!

In hentai, people go from dry skin to dripping within one panel.

Ink needs condoms.

-In hentai, no matter how much you pinch or slap a girl's nipples, they never become painful, just more aroused.