back from 2 weeks with no internet.

hi guys back from having no internet.
just let you no if you care if not lets this post die a horrible death.
my freaken laptop TT_TT
wall of text okay

well it first started when I left for class. foolishly I left my door open to my room. After class I return to my room plug in my laptop and connect the cord to my laptop. I then see sparks and a little flame starts to happen. I imeditly put out the fire and unplug my power cord my cat had bitten in my wire and ruined it. :( thus leaving me with only 2 hours of internet or any thing I could do on my laptop. so what did I do well I looked at hentai but thats not the point. after my computer died I called my mother to ask her if she could go on her laptop and go to ebay and purchase a power cord for me. she did I payed her back an it just arrived two days ago. ^^ so now I am happy and back with a new power cord and a half dead cat.

Whoa...give details man. I want a wall of text about the Trials and Tribulations of your laptop. That's like...
"hey you wanna hear a story?"
"sure!"
"no story for you"

I want a wall of text too.

Welcome back BTW. No internet sucks. I know. It was like that from January til the middle of February for me.