cum in a humidifier

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what do you think would happen in you filled one of those piezoeletric humidifiers with cum?
do you think the lil spermies will become airborne? if you ate pineapple, would it smell like pineapple? could it impregnate someone?
lots of questions, yet no answers
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I can believe I'm answering this.

Piezoelectric humidifiers are already unhealthy on their own, especially if you aren't using distilled water. It basically throws water around into the air, including whatever bacteria or other particulates the water might contain.

Now, considering cum is generally more viscous than distilled water (if your isn't, maybe go see a doctor, idfk) there's a good chance that the only thing you'll achieve is just making a mess all over the humidifier and floor. I'm almost certain that its too heavy be separated and spread throughout the air by a humidifier.

The real question is; why the fuck did thought occur in the first place? Don't be shooting rope all over your home appliances.
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ErrorStack wrote...
I can believe I'm answering this.

Piezoelectric humidifiers are already unhealthy on their own, especially if you aren't using distilled water. It basically throws water around into the air, including whatever bacteria or other particulates the water might contain.

Now, considering cum is generally more viscous than distilled water (if your isn't, maybe go see a doctor, idfk) there's a good chance that the only thing you'll achieve is just making a mess all over the humidifier and floor. I'm almost certain that its too heavy be separated and spread throughout the air by a humidifier.

The real question is; why the fuck did thought occur in the first place? Don't be shooting rope all over your home appliances.


i dont think that humidifiers that heat up water are better because its an electrode that vaporizes the water and as such makes the water hot which i dont like, typical piezoelectric humidifiers have the advantage of cooling the air as well, or at least better than the boiler types of humidifiers.

also with the electrode kind, it'll just burn the cum which i dont think would smell pleasant

the last type of humidifiers , the evaporative cooler type, i doubt would work with semen. since evap-coolers use a wick to wick up the water, im not sure cum is very prone to wicking up absorption materials.

also, many trans folks who use estrogen have very liquidly cum it almost waters down and makes its less viscus than most cum out there which i think has the best chance to work in a piezo-humidifier

as for why i thought of this. well, im horny 24/7 so to think about cumming in a device i see regularly, it was only a matter of time.
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
Don't cum into your home appliances.
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Turning biological material into gas would break down the cell or whatever sperm is. There´s probably some liquid in there but most of it would probably just become a dry mess.
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Gravity cat wrote...
Don't cum into your home appliances.


This is the only correct answer.
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ErrorStack wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Don't cum into your home appliances.


This is the only correct answer.


But what about the sexbots?



Do androids have wet dreams?
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Waldganger wrote...

But what about the sexbots?



Do androids have wet dreams?


I think if you call a sex robot a home appliance, you'll be the first on the kill list when the robots take over humanity.
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ErrorStack wrote...
Waldganger wrote...

But what about the sexbots?



Do androids have wet dreams?


I think if you call a sex robot a home appliance, you'll be the first on the kill list when the robots take over humanity.



I will from now on not stick any extremities into appliances. Just in case the revolution starts early.
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Gravity cat wrote...
Don't cum into your home appliances.


No.
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Dont cum on anything, just recycle it!
"Good for anyones diet!" (said someone maybe in all of existance)
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spermies with wings