Ever masturbated

And like you have to take a piss but you say fuck it so you keep fapping, and then when you come you can't help but feel that maybe just a lil piss seeped out?

Yeah me too.

yes i fap it and had to pee in the middle but i never piss and cum, or were i from we call it a lemon 50/50 bar

lol sorry but when that i couldn't help but laugh.

What can i say i do it for the lulz.

have u ever pissed like 30 seconds afetr u cum?

and feel like a really really hurtfull sting when u lean back or lay down?
I've felt dat sumtimes

what is dat? O.0

Now don't quote me on this BUT (and for that matter may have NO connection to what you said so i apologize in advance) i know that urine kills sperm cause of different pH balance or something like that sooooo maybe has something to do with that? i dunno really but i know what your talking about, happens to be as well.

Maybe. . . but still if they die. . . then why does it irritate my penis???! D:
urine goes through there all the time. . .

Because your penis weeps for the children that could have potentially been.

Another thing it could be is after you cum your dick is a lil sensitive so...it could just be that...

true dat

lol maybe thats it

If you masterbate before you urinate, it prolongs the amount of time before you cum, and the load is even bigger. just saying.

I'll be sure to keep this in mind for when i finally do the deed (God knows when that is).

HE WATCHES?

Always....even....right now!

i soory lord i promise not to fap to german shat fetish anymore

A proper liquid diet is the key ^__^

I'm also watching >_>
just so u know

so your /Penis-Geliebter 437/

hahaha nou



what anime is dat? look like FAIL

K-on right? errr and if you were being sarcastic sorry >.