"Hello, hello, this is your daft sense of humor speaking.."
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"To be true in friendship and faithful in love."
If you are friends with Tom Hanks and make love with a depiction of Tom Hanks when Tom Hanks isn't your legally wedded partner.. that'd break both of those. With a single act, even.
-- Zen Teachings by Master Cthulhu
Now for gods sake I'll never admit to this in public, but this can be how my otherwise well-adjusted brain works sometimes. Also see this sign ->
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DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. FINES WILL BE LEVIED BY LEOPARD ON THE SPOT. IF YOU EAT ANY PART OF THIS SIGN PLEASE RETURN.
<-- Rest Area 16km. Illegal seizures will be seized.
Long Distance Phone Booth 1234566km -->
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If you are friends with Tom Hanks and make love with a depiction of Tom Hanks when Tom Hanks isn't your legally wedded partner.. that'd break both of those. With a single act, even.
-- Zen Teachings by Master Cthulhu
Now for gods sake I'll never admit to this in public, but this can be how my otherwise well-adjusted brain works sometimes. Also see this sign ->
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DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. FINES WILL BE LEVIED BY LEOPARD ON THE SPOT. IF YOU EAT ANY PART OF THIS SIGN PLEASE RETURN.
<-- Rest Area 16km. Illegal seizures will be seized.
Long Distance Phone Booth 1234566km -->
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