Help me.

Well, the best thing you can do if hiding such a large amount would be troublesome is to remove the shock value of it by spreading it out over every surface of your home evenly. Imagine if she found a giant bookshelf of porn. She would be very unsettled. But if instead she only found small bits of it a time--something simple, like leaving just a single doujin on the coffee table, spreading your figures around the den, kitchen, and shower, or seating your dakimakura in chairs about the house--then it would be much less of a shock than if she found it all at once.

You're welcome.

Pee in her butt.

Do this.....please

I JUST NEED A PLACE TO HIDE IT FOR GODS SAKE!

order a fucking storage chest, don't be a big bitch when people suggest shit in YOU thread asking for suggestions.

you're being a big bitch when people are telling you to just tell her it's a hobby of yours; what do you think is worse, just teller her about it and saying you'll keep it to yourself, or hiding it and hoping she doesn't find it (which is worse).


Edit - I thought you were being a snappy to everyone - my bad, didn't read that much.

DW, and i think the chest might work. Are they water proof, cause that will not fit in my house.

1. Use your brain
2. Get several boxes [size=10][medzy note: from your local storage complex if you don't have any on hand][/h]
3. Put items that you want to hide in said boxes
4. Seal them up and store in your room, or garage, or closet, or anywhere else.

There shouldn't be a reasons why you should be asking anyone here for help since no one knows the layout of your house, or how much room there is in it better than you.

Alternatively you can put it all in her room, and put sticky notes on some doujins saying "we should try this".

Cut it into scraps and make it into a Mosaic of Will Smith on your wall.

I JUST NEED A PLACE TO HIDE IT FOR GODS SAKE! its not that im ashamed of it, but i dont want to weird her out. Also i live in a 650sq foot house, so spreding it around is out.

Pee in her butt.

Why must it be awkward? If that is what you enjoy, then you should feel comfortable with it, and comfortable with sharing it with others! I mean, for all you know, she could share your love for hentai! And if she really doesn't like it, she'll either have to tolerate it, as she is your family, or leave, allowing you to get back to your hentai.

It's a win-win scenario! Well, for you anyway. For her it's a win-lose.

If you want to minimize her suffering, just put one of your hentai posters on the door. At least then she'll know what she's getting herself into.

Leave a trail of incest h-manga leading up to your bed where you will be waiting naked on the bed.

Then pee in her butt.