[Locked] Hentai Key sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    twilightmuffin Posts: 5
    Aug 09, 2008 at 11:55 am
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    Ok seriously, you are wasting 30 bucks if you sign up for hentaikey. If you run out of fakku porn, it's best to just go back to your favorites until fakku gets an update. Most of the sites are movie sites with crappy movies that have 1 minute scenes and they are either censored or gross fetish hentai that .00000000001% of the hentai population actually watches (I was also never a hentai movie fan either because of the 5 second scenes with no interesting action). You also get the A-Z selection which is gay because you can't choose by category of what you like, or just get random recommendations. Instead you get a long list of crappy porn that would take hours to search through to find a good one. There are only like 2 decent sites with doujinshi and those don't even tell you which ones are in English or Japanese and most of them are untranslated which sucks because without story (for those of us who don't read kanji yet), doujinshi is useless.

    Their real porn sites suck. Bad set ups, too much streaming video in pieces that don't allow you to click around in the movie without fucking up, And all their real porn sites have crappy porn.

    So as I was saying all the good stuff that goes on that site ends up here or somewhere else on the internet, so there is no point in signing up for hentaikey. They steal all their shit anyway, so it's not like you are serving justice by giving them $30. Don't be stupid like me. Save your money.

    I also can't figure out how to cancel the damn membership either.
    Nachbar Posts: 1,774
    Aug 09, 2008 at 12:24 pm
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    It wasn't hard for me to figure out, within 5 minutes of signing up I declined the membership to whatever porn site and never got billed for it. Even if you decline, you keep your hentaikey for a whole year. Instructions for declining the membership should be on the email. It even stated that after the first day it would start billing you when you signed up so thats why I did it right then.
    PersonDude Posts: 2,302
    Aug 09, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD
    Nate River Posts: 1,120
    Aug 09, 2008 at 7:46 pm
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    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants
    Waar Global Moderator Posts: 5,786
    Aug 09, 2008 at 11:37 pm
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    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?
    David Posts: 1,201
    Aug 09, 2008 at 11:55 pm
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    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)
    Waar Global Moderator Posts: 5,786
    Aug 10, 2008 at 12:00 am
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    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.
    Deleta Posts: 1,099
    Aug 10, 2008 at 12:01 am
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    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.
    Waar Global Moderator Posts: 5,786
    Aug 10, 2008 at 12:03 am
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    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...
    Deleta Posts: 1,099
    Aug 10, 2008 at 12:29 am
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    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!
    theotaku Posts: 3,549
    Aug 10, 2008 at 1:59 am
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    twilightmuffin wrote...
    Ok seriously, you are wasting 30 bucks if you sign up for hentaikey. If you run out of fakku porn, it's best to just go back to your favorites until fakku gets an update. Most of the sites are movie sites with crappy movies that have 1 minute scenes and they are either censored or gross fetish hentai that .00000000001% of the hentai population actually watches (I was also never a hentai movie fan either because of the 5 second scenes with no interesting action). You also get the A-Z selection which is gay because you can't choose by category of what you like, or just get random recommendations. Instead you get a long list of crappy porn that would take hours to search through to find a good one. There are only like 2 decent sites with doujinshi and those don't even tell you which ones are in English or Japanese and most of them are untranslated which sucks because without story (for those of us who don't read kanji yet), doujinshi is useless.

    Their real porn sites suck. Bad set ups, too much streaming video in pieces that don't allow you to click around in the movie without fucking up, And all their real porn sites have crappy porn.

    So as I was saying all the good stuff that goes on that site ends up here or somewhere else on the internet, so there is no point in signing up for hentaikey. They steal all their shit anyway, so it's not like you are serving justice by giving them $30. Don't be stupid like me. Save your money.

    I also can't figure out how to cancel the damn membership either.


    Lol, I'd just go out and buy hentai dvd's. That's how I'd settle it, if I don't have the moolah for it I just go on those corny free hentai sites.
    theotaku Posts: 3,549
    Aug 10, 2008 at 2:01 am
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    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!
    twilightmuffin Posts: 5
    Aug 10, 2008 at 5:02 am
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    Ok seriously, I can't figure out how to quit hentai key. It doesn't say it in the e-mail and it doesn't have any kind of "My Account" or anything. This is really starting to scare me. I could be wasting 30 dollars for months from this site when I don't want it.
    aznstoner Posts: 2,011
    Aug 10, 2008 at 10:59 am
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    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.
    ragakitty Posts: 472
    Aug 10, 2008 at 10:02 pm
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    aznstoner wrote...
    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.


    Does Beautiful Luscious Breast Count? :wink:
    Eranikum Posts: 729
    Aug 11, 2008 at 12:21 am
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    ragakitty wrote...
    aznstoner wrote...
    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.


    Does Beautiful Luscious Breast Count? :wink:


    Depends on if you want it to count or not :P
    mnx Posts: 1,441
    Aug 11, 2008 at 12:23 am
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    yaaaay tsunami
    ragakitty Posts: 472
    Aug 12, 2008 at 12:44 am
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    Eranikum wrote...
    ragakitty wrote...
    aznstoner wrote...
    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.


    Does Beautiful Luscious Breast Count? :wink:


    Depends on if you want it to count or not :P


    Et You?
    SDragon Posts: 204
    Aug 12, 2008 at 2:13 am
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    ragakitty wrote...
    Eranikum wrote...
    ragakitty wrote...
    aznstoner wrote...
    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.


    Does Beautiful Luscious Breast Count? :wink:


    Depends on if you want it to count or not :P


    Et You?

    i'll say it counts.
    Evilcheese Posts: 175
    Aug 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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    SDragon wrote...
    ragakitty wrote...
    Eranikum wrote...
    ragakitty wrote...
    aznstoner wrote...
    theotaku wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Deleta wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    David wrote...
    Waar wrote...
    Nate River wrote...
    PersonDude wrote...
    :!:

    Fakku has the best fappage material and the best community. (except Waar jk) XD

    :arrow:

    agreed, though i wouldn't wanna pick a fight with the bitch, who knows what he hides under those pants


    shoes?

    also, why are people I'm not even sure I've offended now hatin on me?


    You have fans. :)


    it's true, but I'm alright with that; I've got lots of room on my nuts.


    Good because we take up a lot of room.


    hop on... not sure how far we can go with this...


    Hopefully we can go as far as this quote can go!!


    Oops, didn't see this, but I'm definitely hopping aboard this band-wagon!


    If by band-wagon you mean balls, jump right on.


    Does Beautiful Luscious Breast Count? :wink:


    Depends on if you want it to count or not :P


    Et You?

    i'll say it counts.


    maybe we should help the guy who cant stop hsi hentai hey subsciption
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