How often you fap a day?

I just divided the total amount of ejaculations by the days which passed since my birth. First would be ~200 (rather less I think.) and second is something around 7450. Thus I fap 0.026845637 times a day.
But in reality, I should count only the time between my first fap and now. So that would be an estimated amount of 2700 days.
Well... Maybe 200 was not quite accurate... More like 400?
So I ejaculate 0.148148 times a day or once every week.
But currently I would say once every 3 to 4 days with peaks when I meet my girlfriend.

Hmm see, usually I don't count how many times I've fapped till now.
I don't know when, or why, or even how, but my brain prefers to put it this way: if the total amount (of jizz I've released up till now) were to be put together and poured onto the floor (of my room), it would probably reached my ankle or something.... =/

[size=29]OH LOOK.

IT'S THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN.[/h]

Need's red for emphasis~

If I had a nickel...

I haven't fap in months.

Go, back to random with you.

Somebody post a picture of a naked girl covered in a corpse of dead horse.

Sure.