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Kokoj2 wrote...
i loled

then rolled. a joint. and smoke it. damn!
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Wait, I just realized something. We have two Jesuses...jesusi..je..jes..umm? What's the plural form of Jesus?

Anyways, I don't think we have enough room for two of them on Fakku. Gentlemen! How do you propose we solve this dilemma?
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I'm black, and the other one is white. I think that is enough difference to tell the two jesus's apart
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
I'm black, and the other one is white. I think that is enough difference to tell the two jesus's apart


So what makes you different from the guy in the book? I know the other guy here can turn a field of grass, into a field of grass. What can you do?
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Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Black Jesus JC wrote...
I'm black, and the other one is white. I think that is enough difference to tell the two jesus's apart


So what makes you different from the guy in the book? I know the other guy here can turn a field of grass, into a field of grass. What can you do?


He can turn water into vodka and a blind man into a pimp, can your Jesus do that?
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What the hell is this?
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He can turn water into vodka and a blind man into a pimp, can your Jesus do that?


I am sigging this

What the hell is this?


Awesomeness obviously
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Tribly wrote...
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Black Jesus JC wrote...
I'm black, and the other one is white. I think that is enough difference to tell the two jesus's apart


So what makes you different from the guy in the book? I know the other guy here can turn a field of grass, into a field of grass. What can you do?


He can turn water into vodka and a blind man into a pimp, can your Jesus do that?


and here I was betting he could turn water into Cristal. Such a disappointment. The other Jesus can turn any object into tabs of acid (of equal weight of course). Your move tribly.
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
I'm black, and the other one is white.


Now only one question remains: Chocolate or Vanilla?
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BJ I believe this is the best avatar you've had yet. I still don't believe in you though.
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Ramsus wrote...
I still don't believe in you though.


And i still have you on the "Straight to Hell" list
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
I still don't believe in you though.


And i still have you on the "Straight to Hell" list

Good thing I don't believe in Hell either then. ;)
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Ramsus wrote...
Black Jesus JC wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
I still don't believe in you though.


And i still have you on the "Straight to Hell" list

Good thing I don't believe in Hell either then. ;)

we believe in Earth, oh shit that's the same thing.
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Rovencrone wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Black Jesus JC wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
I still don't believe in you though.


And i still have you on the "Straight to Hell" list

Good thing I don't believe in Hell either then. ;)

we believe in Earth, oh shit that's the same thing.

I can see that you're crying on the inside as you say that.
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my jesus has a jew nose
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Space Cowboy wrote...
Zystral wrote...
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
But it could be worse.

Enlighten me, please.

Enter the Sisami.

theotaku wrote...
Two-timing Sisami eh? You sly dog.

I know, right? I feel heartbroken...

Ramsus wrote...
BJ

God... That has to be the worst abbreviated nickname ever...
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Sisami wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
Zystral wrote...
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
But it could be worse.

Enlighten me, please.

Enter the Sisami.

theotaku wrote...
Two-timing Sisami eh? You sly dog.

I know, right? I feel heartbroken...

Ramsus wrote...
BJ

God... That has to be the worst abbreviated nickname ever...


First: You spelled "best" wrong.

Second: Why would you love a slut? I'm a heart breaker. It's what I do.

Third: "Enter the Sisami" is nullified by "I feel heartbroken...". Doom on you, Sisami. Doooom oooon yooou.
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contemporary song 4u, heartbreaker

Spoiler:
Where It's At
I Know Karmas Comin
To Pay Me Back
I Hurt The Sweetest Thang
That's On The Map
I Broke Her Heart In
30 Seconds Flat
In 30 Seconds Flat

Now How Did I
Just How Did I Become
That Kind Of Guy
To Look At Girl And Lie
Right In The Eye
My Momma Told Me Willy
That Ain't Right
Boy Now That Ain't Right

I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break
Your Heart [x2]
I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break Ya
B B B B Break It Baby
Look Baby
I'm A Heartbreaker [x6]
I'm A Heart
A H H H H I'm A Heart
A H H H I'm A

Where She Go
I Got Some Things I
Gotta Let Her Know
To Fix The Love Now
It's Impossible
But Baby Baby If We Take It Slow

If We Take It Slow
We Can Make It Work
We Just Can't Throw
The Love Down In
The Dirt
You Probly Thinkin
I'm A F**Kin Jerk
Cause The Way I Let
You Down It Made
You Hurt
I Didn't Mean To Make You Hurt

I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break
Your Heart [x2]
I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break Ya
B B B B Break It Baby
Look Baby
I'm A Heartbreaker [x6]
I'm A Heart
A H H H H I'm A Heart
A H H H I'm a

Break It Down
Let's Break It Down
[roughly x15]

So So So Sorry
So So So Sorry
A La La La
La La La La
La La La La

I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break
Your Heart [x2]
I'm S S S Sorry
I'm S S S Sorry
I Didn't Mean To Break Ya
B B B B Break It Baby
Look Baby
I'm A Heartbreaker [x6]
I'm A Heart
A H H H H I'm A Heart
A H H H I'm a
Lyrics: Heartbreaker, Will.I.Am
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Space Cowboy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
Zystral wrote...
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
But it could be worse.

Enlighten me, please.

Enter the Sisami.

theotaku wrote...
Two-timing Sisami eh? You sly dog.

I know, right? I feel heartbroken...

Ramsus wrote...
BJ

God... That has to be the worst abbreviated nickname ever...


First: You spelled "best" wrong.

Second: Why would you love a slut? I'm a heart breaker. It's what I do.

Third: "Enter the Sisami" is nullified by "I feel heartbroken...". Doom on you, Sisami. Doooom oooon yooou.

First: No I did not.
Second: I don't love you. I'm just trying to get sympathy from TMS. After all, sympathy goes a long way when you're tryin' to get it on with a 7 year old hermaphrodite.
Third: No, man! You see, I typed "Enter The Sisami" before the "I feel heartbroken"! SO THE EFFECT IS STILL THERE. IT JUST DOESN'T LAST THAT LONG.
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