METAL BOXES!

So I was like playing Soulstorm again..

The METAL BOXES song:

METAL BOXES on the hillside,

METAL BOXES full of Spess Mehreens!

We must crush them 4 teh BLOOD GOD,

All the RHINOS must be burned!

There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind

And a Dreadnought and a Predator,

But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,

METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!


All the foolish little Spess Mehreens

Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,

Well they’ll find it hard to hide when

THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!

All their tactics and their transports

And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH

Cannot stand the power of Chaos,

We shall take their tanks away!


Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!

I hate them more than anything!

They’re the reason Mummy hates me,

They’re the cause of all my pain!

Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,

And my voice acting’s hammy,

This whole game is fucking awful,

And the RHINOS caused it all!


METAL BOXES on the hillside,

Destroy them, my minions!

We shall shoot them with our Bolters,

We shall tear them into scraps!

They are cowards, they are weaklings,

An offence to the BLOOD GOD!

And they’re made out of adamantium

AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!

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and in the same family of incompetent/retarded Chaos lords.. with the exception of Eliphas.