My sister's room mate is hot.

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AxlHardy20 wrote...
Turn yandere,threaten to kill her family if she doesn't date you,and then if she acts like a bitch,kill her.


So what does everyone think? Great pimp, or greatest pimp?
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Alcohol and a good time or make the conversation sexually charged to get the right mood.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
in every eroge or doujin that i've seen similar situations the room mate is always some sort of nympho so I don't see that happening; she probably wont sneak into my bed in the middle of the night unless i do something.

No my sister wont help me fuck her room mate... did you even think that question through?

edible, I can honestly say that your idea is possibly the best but still wont work as me and my sister dont drink together.
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just do what happens in da doujins within da reasonable line of reality also try to make your sis help u of your bond are very strong
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Have you trief asking her out,and not a date,just a friendly dinner or something.DON'T try to get romantic TOO fast,try to seduce her when you our her feel comfortable.Try to become her friend first
shouldn't this be in love and relationships?
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You need to first hangout with her. Try playing a game of cards with them (like poker or rummy - not pokemon or magic) so you guys can hang out and get the oppurunity to get your flirt on.

Pretty much, the moment they seem bored, take that oppurtunity to entertain her.
Rent a movie or something. And, since you seem to be more interested in a booty call then a relationship, shamelessly flirt with her. If you can take on that role of cool and funny guy she just met, she might see you as a tempting hook-up seeing as your just a couple of rooms over.
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Go visit your sister more often, introduce yourself, and say you wanna get to know her roomate incase you show up there one day and she's the only one there. Then, go there when you KNOW your sister won't be there, and continue from there.(?)
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Sleeping Pills.

Uhm. Make her laugh and get close to her as possible.
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mantisprime1250 wrote...
just do what happens in da doujins within da reasonable line of reality also try to make your sis help u of your bond is very strong
also try to befriend her first u can break the ice by makin your sister laugh and by entering their conversations, just don't just pop in out of nowhere, also don't be too agressive with the whole thing cause it'll just make u look creepier
also try to make the impression that u are a very active person who likes to talk and help regardless of the situation, also... don't make your friends come over that will only make your chances drop to minus zero and 4 da love of god don't stere at her too much (i know your doing that ;))
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Refer to mangas for help!
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well, I live my life as dictated by Japanese porn and it seems to work out okay.
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Massage her back then tickle her, this has always worked for me getting a kiss which leads to more close contact...etc...etc...
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pee in her butt.
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Waar wrote...
in every eroge or doujin that i've seen similar situations the room mate is always some sort of nympho so I don't see that happening; she probably wont sneak into my bed in the middle of the night unless i do something.


Actually, in VNs they probably won't sneak into your bed either unless you have the right flags. Isn't it the same with RL?
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-_____-"....Ask her out? :)
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"Do you have any Irish/French in you?

Do you want some?"
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Sindalf Used to do stuff
Do what feels natural to you waar. Has that ever let you down yet?
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Here, send her over to my place, I'm willing to take the problem off your hands.
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Waar wrote...
And she's sleeping over for the next few days, I need a plan. Help me my brothers.


1 phrase and action

hold out a cloth and say "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

works every time
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
"Do you have any Irish/French in you?

Do you want some?"


wait.. aren't those.. ipick up lines???

you know what blinks and screws like a tiger?
if she sais no then wink
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