Would you have sex with a little girl?

you are not sane..

I should be telling you that.

Have a drink to chill out. Don't worry, it's on me.

i'll srsly kill you ^_^

do it.

Do you guys even spoiler?

Shhhhh. Watch on and pass the popcorn.

a) I'm not sure how that works
b) I'm not leaving my children with you alone

Yuri sex?
Same.

I'm bisexual

Lesbians are also known as sapphites. Both words refer to Ancient Greece, where the poet Sappho molested little girls on the island of Lesbos, in the same way that men molested boys in other parts of Greece. That is, the literal historical meaning of the word "lesbian" itself would be, "An adult woman who molests little girls"; be sure to mention this important etymological fact to any lesbian you meet.