Hi! It's me Jacob! I want to tell you about the new shirt on the FAKKU store. It's in the top percentage of all shirts. Well, gotta go upload more hentai and tell people about how awesome this new shirt is! See ya!
OT: I just put a order in for a classic Fakku! Shirt, I know somebody who isn't on Fakku but would love that new shirt, I'll make sure to recommend it to him.