Important Quotes

[12:36 PM] Lt. Rand0m:

<<< unique ability that can let me break shit

[12:36 PM] Lt. Rand0m:

<<< that can let me break shit

[12:36 PM] Lt. Rand0m:

<<< break shit

u wot m8?

[4:08:17 PM] Fi: I liked it when Mion was torturing that one girl until she pisses herself from pain.
[4:08:25 PM] Fi: The blonde one.
[4:08:26 PM] Amy Takaishto: LOL
[4:08:34 PM] Royce : That's was sick
[4:08:34 PM] NEXUS 99: You sick bastard.

I wanna pimp slap her so hard

"If you can't sacrifice anything, you can't change anything."

[10:45:51 PM | Edited 10:46:49 PM] Cinia Pacifica:so im watching blood+, on this ep, they said rinkan gakkou
[10:45:57 PM] Cinia Pacifica: school camp is prolly right translation
[10:46:02 PM] Cinia Pacifica: but my head translated it as
[10:46:04 PM | Edited 10:46:05 PM] Cinia Pacifica: rape camp
[10:46:07 PM] Cinia Pacifica: LEL
[10:46:14 PM] winter55: LOL
[10:46:17 PM] winter55: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[10:46:34 PM] Cinia Pacifica: i wanna see a hentai/mange with that
[10:46:35 PM] Cinia Pacifica: lelel

[20:02:09] Giz: Also how do I get him to kiss better ;3;
[20:02:14] Simon: you tell him he sucks
[20:02:17] Simon: he will want to get better

I give great advice.

[31/08/13 1:50:57 PM] Simon: Devs, this is a really important question.
[31/08/13 1:51:01 PM] Simon: Why does women glow and men thunder?

"Those hail bails are anything -but- solid...
[long pause]
Mmmmm... Butt solid."
Jef "One F Me" Major

Friend: Having sex with someone you don't have feelings for is like masturbating with human aid.

[21:48:26] Lolli: I thought you were some random contact from 8 years ago
[21:51:15] Lolli: I, ah, registered on AdultFriendFinder when I was 1.



ban ban ban ban she's 9 years old

why break it if its not broken?

Because it's fun. Then someone has to fix it so you can break it again.

PAINis weakness leaving the body.

Sun Tsu said: "Granting sexual pleasure to soldiers by military prostitutes is of vital importance to the moral of the soldiers.
If the army runs short on prostitutes, a cat is fine too."
(note: That's not what Sun Tsu actually said)

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

you have a good idea there

"There’s a lot we have to do before the world can become a better place for all; not for some but for all!"

Andre has been fingering some dirty butts.

[6:19:20 PM] Andre: guys say if you're plowing your girl from behind, right?
[6:19:56 PM] Cruz: uhuh
[6:20:28 PM] Andre: you finger her asshole
[6:20:47 PM] Cruz: uh oh
[6:20:54 PM] Andre: and you pull out a bit of excrement
[6:20:56 PM] Andre: wat do

10:25:25 PM Server:Pansies
10:25:31 PM M3TR0SLAY3R2033: nou server god
10:25:33 PM Sneakyone75: hush dan
10:25:43 PM Server: No this is Server-chan
10:25:53 PM Server: Who is this Dan, he sounds like a badass
10:25:59 PM Sneakyone75: can i cum inside you
10:26:21 PM Server: only if you give me 10000 cobble
10:26:39 PM Sneakyone75: no ive seen how much cobble you have

[6:46:57 PM] Paprika: I'm so bored I downloaded free! .-.
[6:48:06 PM] Anton: fag
[6:48:12 PM] Anton: I bet you kiss guys
[6:48:24 PM] Anton: on the lips
[6:48:26 PM] Herodotus: I bet you like guys
[6:48:26 PM] Herodotus: fag
[6:48:47 PM] Paprika: you're all lesbians then .-.
[6:49:58 PM] Eoin/BagMan: luk at dis faggot
[6:50:08 PM] Eoin/BagMan: liking guys and shit
[6:50:17 PM] Paprika: I SUCK DICKS
[6:50:22 PM] Eoin/BagMan: dam
[6:50:25 PM] Eoin/BagMan: what a fag
[6:51:02 PM] Anton: [6:50 PM] Paprika:

<<< I SUCK DICKS
o:::::::O
[6:55:15 PM] Chris: [6:50 PM] Paprika:

<<< I SUCK DICKS
yay~
[6:56:14 PM] Anton: You like that don't you
[6:56:30 PM] Chris: wouldnt want it any other way :3
[6:56:48 PM] Anton: You want to suck that phantom finnish white meat
[6:56:56 PM] Anton: with your dirty german mouth
[6:57:12 PM] Anton: like the bratwurst you eat everyday
[6:57:38 PM] Chris: ..wat?
[6:58:04 PM] Anton: Would you want that schnitzel deep inside your poopsyhole?
[6:58:11 PM] Anton: I bet you would
[6:58:19 PM] Anton: ze dirty german

[8:43:43 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: ffff-
[8:43:51 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: also railgun ep still DLing
[8:43:53 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: AND BTW
[8:43:59 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: ACCELERATOR GETTING HIS OWN MANGA AND SHIZ
[8:44:05 PM] winter55: YES
[8:44:06 PM] winter55: YES
[8:44:08 PM] winter55: YEEEEEES
[8:44:13 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: TOARU KAGAKU NO ACCELERATOR
[8:44:18 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: NEWS IS CONFIRMED SHIT
[8:44:26 PM] winter55: He should've been made as MC
[8:44:27 PM] winter55: since
[8:44:29 PM] winter55: long ago
[8:44:30 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: he is now MC
[8:44:31 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: on dis
[8:44:32 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: lel
[8:44:34 PM] winter55: (y)
[8:44:36 PM] winter55: I approve
[8:44:40 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: its gonna be serialized on the same magazine
[8:44:45 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: where Railgun manga comes out
[8:44:49 PM | Edited 8:45:03 PM] winter55: now I can enjoy reading manga where ppl explode from reversed blood flow
[8:44:57 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: apparently it comes out in a month or two
[8:45:03 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: hopefully we get it early o3o
[8:45:09 PM] winter55: yup