My sister's room mate is hot.

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Waar FAKKU Moderator
And she's sleeping over for the next few days, I need a plan. Help me my brothers.
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Treat with utmost respect, and be a gentleman.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
Space Cowboy wrote...
Treat with utmost respect, and be a gentleman.


that never gets me anywhere.
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Whip out yer' dick and say "SUCK IT!" and then in the middle yer' sister will come in and it'll turn into incest and then yer' sisters roommate will turn into a cat and sit on the windowsill long enough for yer' eyes to meet and then she jumped out.
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Harmonian wrote...
Whip out yer' dick and say "SUCK IT!" and then in the middle yer' sister will come in and it'll turn into incest and then yer' sisters roommate will turn into a cat and sit on the windowsill long enough for yer' eyes to meet and then she jumped out.


this is why I don't ask you for advice... ever.
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That is why you aren't gonna have a Fakku! experience with yer' sisters roommate.


On second thought, since you are too WEAK to use the Fakku! system use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system!

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
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Has this situation ever happened in a VN, doujin, or video that you've played/read/watched? Take your expert advice from those.
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Rbz wrote...
Has this situation ever happened in a VN you've played? Take your expert advice from those.


This is the best advice I can give as well. Just handle it like you would do in a Visual Novel. Trust me, this works.
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I'm half expecting this to turn into a 20 boners story.
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Date rape drugs.
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PersonDude wrote...
Date rape drugs.

drugs -> rape date
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show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls
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InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.
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RanmaSyaoran wrote...
InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.

You've tried that before?
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Just walk up to her and say:

"Do you want two tickets"

*To what?*

"Two tickets to the gun show" BOOYAH!!!
Spoiler:


"Im gonna take a shower now... By the way you can trade those tickets in ANYTIME" (Wink)

Then say something suave and walk away like a pimp! (Shyeah baby... You KNOW it) :P
Spoiler:
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Rbz wrote...
RanmaSyaoran wrote...
InternetCelebrity wrote...
show her your creepy posters of 12 year old anime girls


Quiet n00b.

You've tried that before?


No, >_>;


And InternetCelebrity is failing at attempts to be the next LOLLOLLOL12.
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Chloroform, for realz.
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*joke about rape*

*high-fives all around*
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Waar wrote...
And she's sleeping over for the next few days, I need a plan. Help me my brothers.


Ok now I want to seriously answer your question, No more fucking around!

You say "Help me my brothers" but the key here is "Help me my sister".

Are you on good terms with your sister? If you are she can help you out. If not then just act nice but be charming and tell her that you think shes cute.

Make sure your feelings get out there.

Hope it works out for you man! :D
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Turn yandere,threaten to kill her family if she doesn't date you,and then if she acts like a bitch,kill her.
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