Another Day, Another Onahole, Another Chance.
~~~~~~~~~~ This should be one of the Onahole giveaways. Probably be best for the LAST day because it's expensive and it's called "Finale": http://www.jlist.com/product/TMT150
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams