If life was like a Hentai....

I'm still wondering what the fuck this is supposed to mean, but it depends on the type of hentai rules we are talking.For example, the lack of need for contraception would be awesome, but if everyone cute is getting raped or mindbroken by tentacles then suddenly it is not so awesome

I am completely down for this.


Honestly, I get off on the strong/intelligent types. "Pollinic girls" would be pretty cool, but everything else is pretty forgettable.

The thought of life being really like Hentai kinda scares the shit out of me.

Depending on on what type of genre you want to live in. NTR is hot in some weird obscured way.

If life was like a hentai I would unwillingly have a harem made up of a childhood friend, a bossy classmate, and the never satisfied quiet book girl. In the end I would choose the book girl, who in turn would ask the other two to join in, ending the story with a happy soundtrack perforated by the lusty moans of the 3.

Ok since I was asked twice.
I have double peronality syndrome, my 2nd personality hated my ex girly-boyfriend, who was obsessed with loli's, (and my feet). i found a girl who also have a 2nd personality, and we became best friends and our 2nd personalities fell in love and we gave my ex the chance to have 2 girlfriends instead of one. He fucked it up and we left him. After, I fell for a big "football player", and it's the best sex I've ever had.

And there has been molestation and rape in my life but that is old news that I would rather forget.

The only thing missing in my life to make it the perfect hentai is if he had actualy held his girly ass together long enough to have a 3-some with us instead of turning into a woman and crying about how, "sex is just for love".

Nestor's sister
Gasai Yuno
Uryuu Minene
Waar's mum

Hentailand things which I am fond of.

-STD's are fictitious nonsense.

-Girls are ultra-horny and ultra-sensitive, being able to be made to orgasm by virtually anything. Sex is never mediocre.

-Girls would be more than willing to be part of your harem. Any competition and jealousy are fairly low-key.

-Girls' anuses are clean, and viable sexual organs in and as themselves.

-Girls' lower bodies are actually entirely dedicated to the vagina (and anus). The cervix is also a pleasure centre, and the entire female reproductive system is even more elastic- being able to be stretched to extreme proportions and yet return to as it were in the blink of an eye.

-Dudes have massive penises and can have multiple orgasms and spurt out prodigious amounts of cum.

-Girls only get pregnant when you want them to- no matter how many times you jizz inside them. Abortions and unwanted pregnancies wouldn't exist.

-Colouration. I'd like to see naturally pink-haired girls.

-Nipple fucks. Looks awesome.

-Ahegao/Fucked silly. I've yet to see a real life example.

-Futanari. Not trannies. Futanari.

-Traps.

-Everybody looks all kinds of absolutely GAWJUSS.

-Tentacles.

-Ultrainsano Aphrodisiacs that can make people orgasm just by looking at them.

-Women do not get wrinkly/saggy until well past 50.

-Trains are actually orgy wagons.




Looking at this, that puts an awful lotta changes upon women. Almost makes me wonder why I like real women so mu- oh yeah, they're real.


Anyways.

I think I love you.

Dammit, I was about to say that.


I just want to be able to fuck anyone I want into submission. Alas, all it does in real life is gives them emotional and physical trauma and serious issues for the rest of their lives.

If life was like Hentai, we wouldn't be having this conversations.
And all English Speaking Nations would have terrible voice overs.

If life was like Hentai you'd see special news reports on CNN covering mass deaths of male youths dying from sexual exhaustion.

What a dangerous world.

If life was like a Hentai.....my life would be so freakin awesome!

Beat ya to it! XD

And yeah tell me about it. Nothing worse than finding someone you really like who was completely traumatized by a past lover. It bites the big one.

There would be war. War never changes. The foot fetishists would unite in an unheard of alliance with the armpit fetishists against the forces of the Gorists. Fakku would become a haven, a sanctuary of vanilla and free porn, making it one of the largest Free Cities. Jacob would be our beloved yet largely ineffective king, much more like a figurehead, with his loyal if flirty wife, Momoka. Mike and Matt would be the heads of Parliament. Waar would be their dutiful chief executive. Nikon would be the chief justice. Missions would be undertaken to either recover lost or ancient porn or to decipher what they mean. Other missions might be to attack the motherland of all porn right at it's heart, Japanty, with it's harsh monopoly over all porn. Japanty will be the holyland, the new Mecca of this new world. Pilgrimages, a new religion, Japantyism, feutish lords, and one man or woman to unite them all against the alien invaders...the Xenosexualists.

I would commandeer a boat to ride out and join a tribe of tentacle monsters in the Atlantic Ocean. They may not be that interested in human conflicts, but if they were to join a side, all armies would fall under the incredibly powerful aphrodisiacs and unlimited limbs.

If it's the Atlantic you're talking about then I assume you will be harnessing the forces of the Bermuda Triangle. Sucks for you then because Japanty is in the Pacific. But then again in the South Pacific lies the city of R'lyeh, home of Cthulhu. And you'll be too busy with Atlantis, having risen up from the depths as the home to all merpeople fetishists and their backwards way of impregnation. They will be your natural enemy, and meanwhile, Japanty will do everything they can to stop you from freeing Cthulhu, your dark, terrible god. And on top of it all, do you have what it takes to sacrifice everything to become a tentacle monster? You will gain the power of being able to easily rape anyone of Japanties blood, but at what cost, Synth? At what cost?

Yes yes I'm familiar with the transformation ritual, which involves my entire digestive system being filled with a massive hideous spiky tentacle, but you know what? It's worth it. I can take a little painn

Doesn't it go through your urethra? But fuck that shit. Meanwhile, 4chanpelagos erupt into civil war. Hundreds of thousands of middle-aged men start growing horse-like appendages until reaching a state of pure cartoon-y horse. A new natural disaster is discovered, known as the "Shitstorm", caused by the random occurrences of massive butthurt. Light music clubs start popping up everywhere, turning people into mindless victims ripe for rape. A number of people suddenly finding themselves gifted with the power to use black magic form a cult. A mercenary guild pops up with a fetish for guns. Futanaris, Nippledicks, and other fetishes related to unnatural human appendages/organs live on an island protected by a dense jungle. An island of incredibly choleric and childish group of people constantly wage war on others and themselves as part of their "games". And underneath it all, a chaotic, pervasive force known as the "Troll" spreads from victim to victim, infecting it's victims on varying levels. If these 4chanpelagos were to ever unite under one banner, nothing would be able to stop it.

*sitting there eating popcorn and reading* This is good stuff!

What about the demons, couldn't they help us? And the Angels? and don't forget about the lake of cum.