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Cinia Pacifica
Ojou-sama Writer
[color=red][b]The junk would start yelling "Feels so good man!" when a man would fap...
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"I bet that if you try, you can find some penis. Please, please try. Getting tired of that vib"
Me: But i'm lazy.. and the vib is almost new..
"I DONT CARE GIMME PENIS"
Me: Sigh, wait 'till i start college then.. Junuary its not that far.
Something like that.
Me: But i'm lazy.. and the vib is almost new..
"I DONT CARE GIMME PENIS"
Me: Sigh, wait 'till i start college then.. Junuary its not that far.
Something like that.
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1 of two things.
1. It would wait until I am in a very public place & scream "HELP IVE HAD WEIRD THINGS SHOVED INTO ME & IM SO AFRAID! THIS PERSON ABUSES ME!!!
2. We would have intelligent conversations & work together to unite all the worlds genetalia for mutual benefit & understanding, effectively making a relationship with private areas EVERYWHERE!!! If possible, even trying to make money off of it.
OR we would have to fight to the death with it ending in everyone losing either way.
1. It would wait until I am in a very public place & scream "HELP IVE HAD WEIRD THINGS SHOVED INTO ME & IM SO AFRAID! THIS PERSON ABUSES ME!!!
2. We would have intelligent conversations & work together to unite all the worlds genetalia for mutual benefit & understanding, effectively making a relationship with private areas EVERYWHERE!!! If possible, even trying to make money off of it.
OR we would have to fight to the death with it ending in everyone losing either way.
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Misaki_Chi wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own?Uh... are we talking about the Vagina Monologues?
Because if not, WHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Also, mine would say
"OM NOM NOM JAMES' PENIS OM NOM NOM"
Spoiler:
[size=10]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
is it the 1977 Chatterbox movie cost there's allot of movies that have the same tittles like (Chatterbox) or (avatar)
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Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
Sounds like one silly porno.
Try this
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
riera9900 wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
I recently saw an film called Chatterbox about a woman who becomes famous for having a talking/singing vagina. What would you do if your private parts developed a mind of their own?Uh... are we talking about the Vagina Monologues?
Because if not, WHHHHHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Also, mine would say
"OM NOM NOM JAMES' PENIS OM NOM NOM"
Spoiler:
[size=10]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
is it the 1977 Chatterbox movie cost there's allot of movies that have the same tittles like (Chatterbox) or (avatar)
The 1977 one, I know of others with this name, but I believe the film in reference is the only X film
Sprite wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
Misaki_Chi wrote...
Lol no, the movie is about a woman who develops an actual talking vagina with its own personality called "Virginia". You never actually see it move its †˜lips’ or anything, you just hear it. It’s a funny/lame classic X rated film that a friend of mine had laying around
Sounds like one silly porno.
Try this
Lol thanks Sprite-san
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Lollikittie wrote...
[size=8]and apparently my vagina secretly sounds like the cookie monster. huh.[/h]Lol, I thought that same thing when reading your post.
I think mine is just amazingly indecent so it would just put sex into everything. The only example I can think of is it saying "Tadaimanko" when I get turned on.
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Ever seen a Vietnam Vet? Mine would be that exactly. "I've seen some stuff man, and some things, I wouldn't recommend it..." Then it'd light up a lucky strike cigarette and look away with a thousand yard stare.
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Higufuuindo
The Enlightened
Mine would probably yell at me.
"Oh for the love of Pete, stop rubbing me with your hand and go find a real woman! Sheesh, you're so hopeless..."
"Oh for the love of Pete, stop rubbing me with your hand and go find a real woman! Sheesh, you're so hopeless..."
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Cinia Pacifica
Ojou-sama Writer
FreeOtakuGhost36 wrote...
"dude,you better take me to a barber or something because it's getting afro down here".[color=red][b]ROFL.
I laughed hard, nice one.
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My penis would say:
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"Hey! Hey! stop squeezing me so tight! I need freedom too! you know! Now give me some nuts!"
.hahahaha
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"Hey! Hey! stop squeezing me so tight! I need freedom too! you know! Now give me some nuts!"
.hahahaha
