Important Quotes

[12:46:24 AM] TehMikuruSlave: real bros tell bros how to kill themselves

I will add more as I see them

MRCHICITY: GET MONEY, GET PAID

[8:24:45 AM] penelobot: I was really drunk two nights ago and I drank 4 shots out of a dudes asshole

Journeys End With Lovers Meeting
-William Shakespeare.

WHO ARE YOU

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

Trainspotting (1996)

"Bros before hoes, man." - House

"Followers of the Way, if you want to get the kind of understanding that accords with the Dharma, never be misled by others. Whether you're facing inward or facing outward, whatever you meet up with, just kill it! If you meet the buddha, kill the buddha. If you meet a patriarch, kill the patriarch. If you meet an arhat, kill the arhat. If you meet your parents, kill your parents. If you meet your kinfolk, kill your kinfolk. Then for the first time you will gain emancipation, will not be entangled with things, will pass freely anywhere you wish to go."



"In studying the way, realizing it is hard; once you have realized it, preserving it is hard. When you can preserve it, putting it into practice is hard."

[12:56:55 AM] TehMikuruSlave: Is it hard to wear a dress?
[12:57:16 PM] penelobot: Yeah, i have to tape my dick between my legs or it really shows

I honestly believe that you are me.

If it ain't broke, break it.

You're a fucking schizo

Who trolled the troll from the trolling jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Well then who?

Who are you.

I've read it 5 times. I do not understand.

You actually read it five times? What a dumbass.

I think I'm in love.

I think I'm heterosexual.

Bro