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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
Devin Motherfucking Townsend wrote...
I think artists in general have this need to be seen as something that is an exaggerated version of, maybe, the Dungeons & Dragons playing nerds that we know we are deep down inside.
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Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes
[color=#ff69b4]Do not pity the dead, pity the living. Above all, pity those who live without love. ~ Albus Dumbledore
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[12:16:23 AM] tsujoi: the only one that matters is batman
[12:16:30 AM] Space: i
[12:16:43 AM] Space: will you go out with me tsujoi
[12:16:55 AM] Space: l0l
[12:17:13 AM] tsujoi: yes space, yes i will
[12:17:22 AM] Space: sweet beans
[12:17:27 AM] tsujoi: man that was gay
[12:17:45 AM] Space: well you can't ake it back
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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
[5/02/14 7:52:52 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: the main reason why i dont shower often
[5/02/14 7:52:54 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: is because
[5/02/14 7:53:00 PM] iMuse: GOTTA KEEP THE HAIR BEAUTIFUL
[5/02/14 7:53:01 PM] Fi: shampoo all the time isn't healthy
[5/02/14 7:53:02 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: exmom and exsis tries to force me to so
[5/02/14 7:53:03 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: im like
[5/02/14 7:53:16 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: "y so forceful? ima defy u"
[5/02/14 7:53:22 PM] Devs: such rebel
[5/02/14 7:53:24 PM] Fi: you should jack off in their shampoo bottles
[5/02/14 7:53:29 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: lol
[5/02/14 7:53:30 PM] Fi: that'll teach them
[5/02/14 7:53:33 PM] Devs: lol
[5/02/14 7:53:37 PM] Devs: do it rice
[5/02/14 7:53:43 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: no lol
[5/02/14 7:53:47 PM] Fi: soon they'll have rice growing out of their heads
[5/02/14 7:53:50 PM] Devs: wynaut?
[5/02/14 7:53:53 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: ohshi-
[5/02/14 7:53:54 PM] Shokuhou Misaki: OK
[5/02/14 7:53:55 PM] Devs: LOLOL
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
Some context:

>This took place in my town in Animal Crossing: New Leaf
>Gundam joke mainly; Side 3 (Antw0n's town) is basically where the antagonists are from and Jaburo (my town) is one of the heroes' main bases
>just yesterday I went to 4chan for some help on the game, and one guy said I needed the help now because "I'd be too busy fending off an attack later from Zeon"


Here's the story now.

Spoiler:
[10:52:28 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: WHOA! METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT!
[10:56:24 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: ...
[10:56:24 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: oh god
[10:56:26 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: OH GOD
[10:56:30 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: BOR
[10:56:31 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: BORRRR
[10:56:39 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: REMEMBER THAT POST A GUY MADE YESTERDAY?
[10:56:47 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: WHEN SOME GUY SAW MY TOWN NAME OF JABURO
[10:56:54 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: AND SAID I'D BE TOO BUSY FENDING OFF A ZEON ATTACK
[10:57:05 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: AND SUDDENLY TODAY MY WEATHER REPORT SAYS METEOR SHOWER
[10:57:07 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
[10:57:11 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: I'M GETTING ATTACKED TONIGHT
[10:57:12 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: HALP!
[11:03:29 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: OH SHIT
[11:03:32 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: ....
[11:03:35 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: hehehehehh
[11:03:38 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: HAHAHAHAAA
[11:03:43 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: I launched that attack, fool
[11:03:49 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: SIEG ZEON
[11:03:52 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: SIEG ZEON
[11:03:54 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: SIEG ZEON
[11:03:56 AM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
[11:04:49 AM] Antw(´・ω・`)n: >:333333333333333333333333
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Antw0n Remember me?
[12:08:23 AM] ChanDROID.: ChanDROID. starts to loudly hum "Bee Gees", and begins to illustrate molecules.
[12:09:05 AM] Antw0n: well YOU CAN TEEELL BYDA WAY I USE MAH WALK IMA WOMANS MAN
[12:09:07 AM] Antw0n: NO TAHM TO TALK
[12:09:33 AM] Antw0n: MEWZIK LOUD, WIMMIN WARM, AH BEEN KICKED AROUND SINCE I WAS BORN
[12:09:37 AM] Antw0n: BUT DATS AWWRIGHT
[12:09:40 AM] Antw0n: WELL ITS OKAY
[12:09:44 AM] Antw0n: YOU CAN LOOK THE OTHER WAY
[12:09:46 AM] Antw0n: WE CAN TRY
[12:09:48 AM] Antw0n: TO UNDERSTAND
[12:09:53 AM] Antw0n: THESOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING SAND
[12:10:14 AM] Antw0n: WHETHERYOABROTHA OR WHETHERYOAMOTHA YO STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:15 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:23 AM] Antw0n: FEELTHECITYBREAKIN AND EVERYBODYSHAKIN WHEN YA STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:26 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:29 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:30 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:31 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:32 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:34 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:34 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:37 AM] Antw0n: AH AH AH AH
[12:10:38 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:38 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:39 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:40 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:41 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:43 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:44 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:46 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:47 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:48 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:49 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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Antw0n wrote...
Spoiler:
[12:08:23 AM] ChanDROID.: ChanDROID. starts to loudly hum "Bee Gees", and begins to illustrate molecules.
[12:09:05 AM] Antw0n: well YOU CAN TEEELL BYDA WAY I USE MAH WALK IMA WOMANS MAN
[12:09:07 AM] Antw0n: NO TAHM TO TALK
[12:09:33 AM] Antw0n: MEWZIK LOUD, WIMMIN WARM, AH BEEN KICKED AROUND SINCE I WAS BORN
[12:09:37 AM] Antw0n: BUT DATS AWWRIGHT
[12:09:40 AM] Antw0n: WELL ITS OKAY
[12:09:44 AM] Antw0n: YOU CAN LOOK THE OTHER WAY
[12:09:46 AM] Antw0n: WE CAN TRY
[12:09:48 AM] Antw0n: TO UNDERSTAND
[12:09:53 AM] Antw0n: THESOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING SAND
[12:10:14 AM] Antw0n: WHETHERYOABROTHA OR WHETHERYOAMOTHA YO STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:15 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:23 AM] Antw0n: FEELTHECITYBREAKIN AND EVERYBODYSHAKIN WHEN YA STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:26 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:29 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:30 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:31 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:32 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:34 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:34 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:37 AM] Antw0n: AH AH AH AH
[12:10:38 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:38 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:39 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:40 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:41 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:43 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:44 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:46 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:47 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:48 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:49 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE


Left shift master-race.
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Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
Spoiler:
[12:08:23 AM] ChanDROID.: ChanDROID. starts to loudly hum "Bee Gees", and begins to illustrate molecules.
[12:09:05 AM] Antw0n: well YOU CAN TEEELL BYDA WAY I USE MAH WALK IMA WOMANS MAN
[12:09:07 AM] Antw0n: NO TAHM TO TALK
[12:09:33 AM] Antw0n: MEWZIK LOUD, WIMMIN WARM, AH BEEN KICKED AROUND SINCE I WAS BORN
[12:09:37 AM] Antw0n: BUT DATS AWWRIGHT
[12:09:40 AM] Antw0n: WELL ITS OKAY
[12:09:44 AM] Antw0n: YOU CAN LOOK THE OTHER WAY
[12:09:46 AM] Antw0n: WE CAN TRY
[12:09:48 AM] Antw0n: TO UNDERSTAND
[12:09:53 AM] Antw0n: THESOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING SAND
[12:10:14 AM] Antw0n: WHETHERYOABROTHA OR WHETHERYOAMOTHA YO STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:15 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:23 AM] Antw0n: FEELTHECITYBREAKIN AND EVERYBODYSHAKIN WHEN YA STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:26 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:29 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:30 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:31 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:32 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:34 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:34 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:37 AM] Antw0n: AH AH AH AH
[12:10:38 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:38 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIVE
[12:10:39 AM] ChanDROID.: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:39 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:40 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:41 AM] artcellrox: AH
[12:10:43 AM] Antw0n: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:44 AM] ChanDROID.: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:46 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:47 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:48 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[12:10:49 AM] artcellrox: STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] ChanDROID.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[12:10:50 AM] Antw0n: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE


Left shift master-race.


left shift a shit

Edit - oh wait you need left shift to run in video games- never mind, left shift masterace
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Antw0n Remember me?
[10:03:01 PM] ChanDROID waves awkwardly.
[10:07:11 PM] AntwZEROn waves dick
[10:07:55 PM] ChanDROID .... for some reason finds herself waving back at Antw0n's penis.
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
Antw0n wrote...
[10:03:01 PM] ChanDROID waves awkwardly.
[10:07:11 PM] AntwZEROn waves dick
[10:07:55 PM] ChanDROID .... for some reason finds herself waving back at Antw0n's penis.


Hang on, my pretties, I'm almost home to join the fun ;-;
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Antw0n Remember me?
artcellrox wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
[10:03:01 PM] ChanDROID waves awkwardly.
[10:07:11 PM] AntwZEROn waves dick
[10:07:55 PM] ChanDROID .... for some reason finds herself waving back at Antw0n's penis.


Hang on, my pretties, I'm almost home to join the fun ;-;


Sorry we had all the fun without you and we're all out
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ErErErgo "Weiss, You Dumbass!"

So my wife was kibitzing on my playing the game this morning and I was in the zone with all the titty monsters, and my wife was all like "Are those titties" and I was like "Yes" and then she was like "What sort of perverted game is this" and I was like "What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.

So I mean like... could get a slider for the titties and possibly the dicks, I'm not saying I want to turn them off completely but maybe just turn the sliders down so there are 60% less dicks, and turn the titties off when my wife is home.

Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% for when she leaves?
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Antw0n Remember me?
[8:14:39 PM] Antw0n: tfw no gf
[8:14:55 PM] Guregu: those cost money and time
[8:14:58 PM] Guregu: fuck that
[8:15:26 PM] Antw0n:not at all like guns or konata figs
[8:15:39 PM] Guregu: but I enjoy those and they won't leave me
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Sgt.broski Where's the futa Jacob
Antw0n wrote...
[8:14:39 PM] Antw0n: tfw no gf
[8:14:55 PM] Guregu: those cost money and time
[8:14:58 PM] Guregu: fuck that
[8:15:26 PM] Antw0n:not at all like guns or konata figs
[8:15:39 PM] Guregu: but I enjoy those and they won't leave me


Well that was depressing, and yet so true.
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[10:08:33 AM] Pyre: \
[10:10:26 AM] Namar: /
[10:11:06 AM] Pyre: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
[10:12:57 AM] Eimi: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////'

Quality conversation right there.
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Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Modzy wrote...
Anti gay post
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Antw0n Remember me?
[7:34:00 PM] aNTW0N: WHO WANTS THE NEW NINJASEXPARTY SINGLE
[7:34:07 PM] Yoshiit: opmg yes
[7:41:25 PM] ChanDROID.:uhm
[7:41:29 PM] ChanDROID.: wut
[7:42:16 PM] aNTW0N: I SAID
[7:42:18 PM] aNTW0N: WHO WANTS
[7:42:20 PM] aNTW0N: THE NEW
[7:42:22 PM] aNTW0N: NINJASEXPARTY
[7:42:23 PM] aNTW0N: SINGLE
[7:42:28 PM] ChanDROID.: I FUCKING READ YOU THE FIRST TIME
[7:42:30 PM] ChanDROID.: BUT I MEAN
[7:42:34 PM] aNTW0N: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY WHAT
[7:42:36 PM] ChanDROID.: HOW WHAT
[7:42:41 PM] ChanDROID.: I DONT EVEN
[7:42:52 PM] aNTW0N: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY
[7:43:05 PM] ChanDROID.: I'M SAYING
[7:43:12 PM] ChanDROID.: WHEN DID IT BECOME AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD
[7:43:15 PM] aNTW0N: TODAY
[7:43:18 PM] ChanDROID.: WHEN
[7:43:19 PM] aNTW0N: I BOUGHT IT
[7:43:27 PM] ChanDROID.: WITH WHAT MONEY
[7:43:29 PM] aNTW0N: FOR 99 CENTS
[7:43:37 PM] aNTW0N: I MAY BE POOR BUT I CAN AFFORD A 99CENT SONG
[7:43:51 PM] ChanDROID.: ....SEND IT TO ME RIGHT FUCKINGNOW
[7:44:02 PM] aNTW0N: SAY PLEASE
[7:44:18 PM] ChanDROID.: PLEASE PUT YOUR NINJASEXPARTY IN MY WMP HOLE
[7:44:27 PM] aNTW0N: NOW CALL ME ANTW0N
[7:44:42 PM] ChanDROID.: PLEASE PUT YOUR NINJASEXPARTY IN MY WMP HOLE, ANTW0N
[7:44:54 PM] ChanDROID.: ....
[7:45:03 PM] ChanDROID.: YOU'RE GOING TO PUT THIS IN IMPORTANT QUOTES AREN'T YOU
[7:45:16 PM] aNTW0N: I AM NOW
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[07:35:53] Lord Greycock: >girl grinding slowly on top of you
[07:35:53] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: do you know that person, noey?
[07:35:54] Lord Greycock: aw yiss
[07:36:03] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: >slowly
[07:36:07] Lord Greycock: one of the many i tried to talk to and no longer talks back
[07:36:11] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: >sandniggerplz
[07:36:13] Schtootz!: better than no movement, chan
[07:36:21] Lord Greycock: hey, it builds up the lust
[07:36:27] Lord Greycock: tease and explode
[07:36:49] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: ....i dont even KNOW you people
[07:37:03] Lord Greycock: ?
[07:37:11] Schtootz!: I don't get it either
[07:37:16] Schtootz!: are we too sexual for underage chan?
[07:37:20] Schtootz!: With her bedtime?
[07:37:25] Lord Greycock: maybe?

Added bonus:

[07:52:30] Lord Greycock: are you now?
[07:53:48] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: ...wat
[07:53:52] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: am i what now?
[07:54:11] Lord Greycock: "comfortable"
[07:54:23] Schtootz!: are you a lesbian now
[07:54:35] Schtootz!: please read that in a british voice
[07:56:30] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: ...
[07:56:36] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: i like cocks
[07:56:39] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: like
[07:56:41] Chan Chan Chan Chan ni hao Chan: a LOT
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[12:27:27 PM] *** Darth Antw0n removed winter55 from this conversation. ***



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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
[1/03/14 6:02:32 PM] Fi: also
[1/03/14 6:02:49 PM] Fi: >bullying a mother who just saw her husband kill her daughter in front of her
[1/03/14 6:03:04 PM] Cruz: Yes.
[1/03/14 6:03:08 PM] Devs: best tears
[1/03/14 6:03:08 PM] Cruz: Break her even furthur
[1/03/14 6:03:17 PM] Cruz: We know you have it in you.
[1/03/14 6:03:19 PM] Devs: use it as your lube
[1/03/14 6:03:31 PM] Fi: >implying I wouldn't