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SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard
I refer to my sig
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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
[3/03/14 12:30:38 AM] Paprika: according to the finnish post offices site I cant send used bedsheets to australia o.o
[3/03/14 12:30:46 AM] AMZXQ: woah woah woah
[3/03/14 12:30:47 AM] Devs: dang
[3/03/14 12:30:49 AM] AMZXQ: then what will devs sniff at night
[3/03/14 12:30:51 AM] Devs: what about panties?
[3/03/14 12:30:55 AM] AMZXQ: this is a catastrophy
[3/03/14 12:31:00 AM] Devs: I KNOW RIGHT
[3/03/14 12:31:03 AM] Devs: OH MY GOD
[3/03/14 12:31:04 AM] Devs: NOOOOOOOO
[3/03/14 12:31:10 AM] AMZXQ: he was going to use it as his


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Artcellrox talking about why Coppelion sucks major dick
Spoiler:
[15:21:22] Lord Greycock: she's right in the path of Kanon's electricity
[15:21:26] Lord Greycock: when, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
[15:21:29] Lord Greycock: WHITE LIGHT
[15:21:31] Lord Greycock: WHAT'S HAPPENING
[15:21:37] Lord Greycock: WH-WHAT... OH MY GOD
[15:21:38] Lord Greycock: YES
[15:21:38] Åšimon: she is the real super sand


Added bonus
Spoiler:
[15:15:13] Lord Greycock: Ozu sisters are completely nuts
[15:15:18] Lord Greycock: i didn't like them really
[15:15:23] Åšimon: whaaaa
[15:15:25] Åšimon: but they make sense
[15:15:27] Lord Greycock: i suppose they're not Nui-level terrible
[15:15:30] Åšimon: they have the power to do what they want
[15:15:32] Lord Greycock: yeah, but
[15:15:32] Åšimon: and they are
[15:15:32] Lord Greycock: see
[15:15:34] Lord Greycock: snownig
[15:15:39] Lord Greycock: that reason doesn't stay long
[15:15:42] Lord Greycock: because near the end
[15:16:00] Lord Greycock: THEY TURN THEM FROM PSYCHO VILLAINS TO SYMPATHETIC CHARACTERS
[15:16:17] Lord Greycock: which... granted, i fell for it


Bonus #2: Sindalf argues why a swordfight with a shark underwater is cool
Spoiler:
[02:45:41] Sindalf: https://i.4cdn.org/v/src/1394328918626.jpg
[02:45:44] Sindalf: This is pretty awesome
[02:46:11] Vowels: that's really stupid
[02:46:16] Vowels: and pointless
[02:46:30] Sindalf: I'd like to see you fight a shark with a sword under water
[02:46:40] Sindalf: It would be entertaining
[02:46:42] Vowels: I doubt he could even swing that with enough force to cut anything
[02:46:45] Ben: I'll fight a shark outside of water with a sword.
[02:46:46] Vowels: he'd have to just point it at the shark
[02:46:51] Vowels: and let the shark ram into it
[02:46:55] Sindalf: stick it with the pointy end
[02:47:15] Vowels: at that point a spear would be better
[02:47:19] tsujoi: he could commit sudoku underwater
[02:47:19] Vowels: or you know what would be best
[02:47:24] Sindalf: Ya but that doesn't look as cool
[02:47:29] Vowels: a fucking harpoon gun
[02:47:38] Sindalf: Unless he was a shirtless, black, and wearing a loin cloth
[02:47:38] Vowels: or whatever those are called
[02:47:50] Vowels: >knights never used spears!
[02:47:57] Sindalf: If he had a katana he could just cut the water
[02:48:05] Vowels: why are we friends


Bonus #3:
Spoiler:
[03:44:00] curz-nya-senpai: winkerino
[03:44:15] Space: none of that shit cruzbutt
[03:44:29] Devs: cruzbutt
[03:44:42] curz-nya-senpai: you're not my mom
[03:44:50] Space: I'M YOUR LOVER
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SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard
Shut up Freshman -Honjo
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"Whenever a girl in yoga outfit comes to a lecture, something good happens somewhere else."
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[4:32:55 PM] Antw0n: Antw0n gave a light chuckle as he scratched his neckbeard.
Reaching out from under his rolls of fat, his semen-coated hands began to type "Typing in third person sounds retarded."
After a quick tap of the enter button, he began licking the powdery mixture of cheetos and semen that covered his chubby fingers.
Antw0n was becoming erect.
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[3/3/2014 4:09:34 PM] Austin:
_██_
(°á´—ƪ)
[3/3/2014 4:12:46 PM] Cruz: /̵͇̿̿/'Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ Ì¿Ì¿ (°á´—ƪ)
[3/3/2014 4:13:10 PM] Cruz: no tophats
[3/3/2014 4:13:14 PM] Cruz: only sadness

A little old, but it still cracks me up.
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Diaper adventures (This is only a few parts of it)

Spoiler:
[17:46:24] Kelly Starchild: if a panther puts a diaper on a wolf, is that just because he is doing him a favor, or is it the "law of the jungle"
[17:46:33] Ben: law of the jungle
[17:46:33] Åšimon: I usually put the diaper on first
[17:46:35] Åšimon: then the fursuit
[17:46:37] Åšimon: makes it way easier
[17:46:44] Kelly Starchild: is he wearing the other guys diaper
[17:46:48] Ben: he is
[2014-03-12 17:49:56] Åšimon: [17:46:58] Kelly Starchild: that guy is embarrassed to get sloppy diaper seconds
[17:47:09] Ben: I never knew sloppy diaper seconds was a thing.
[17:47:30] Kelly Starchild: do you piss and shit in the diaper or is it just for show
[17:47:35] Åšimon: just for show
[17:47:45] Kelly Starchild: why
[17:47:50] Ben: that seems like a waste of resources.
[17:47:51] Åšimon: It is to imply that I am a baby
[17:48:01] Kelly Starchild: why dont you piss in it
[17:48:25] Kelly Starchild: if you dont piss in it, do you just buy one diaper and wear it a bunch of times
[17:49:36] Kelly Starchild: if youre doing gay shit with a man, wearing a diaper and you get a hard on
[2014-03-12 17:50:08] Åšimon: [17:49:52] Ben: I wonder if they make stylish diapers for adults.
[17:49:55] Kelly Starchild: does the other dude act like youre being molested or is he like "look what the baby did"
[18:29:08] Kelly Starchild: i got demoted to gold 5
[18:29:16] Kelly Starchild: but then i got repromoted to gold 4
[18:29:24] Kelly Starchild: basically what im trying to say here is that im incredible
[18:38:23] Ben: praises to you, please don't bomb me.
[18:38:44] Kelly Starchild: all of the diaper dudes are eternal allies
[18:39:16] Kelly Starchild: we ride together we diap together
[18:39:31] Ben: moving, bro.
[18:39:46] Ben: I buy you the best diaper rash cream money can buy.


Typical chat with the guys

Spoiler:
[21:11:36] w0nAnt: Y'KNOW WHAT PAPPERAMPEROO
[21:11:37] w0nAnt: YOU SMELL
[21:13:20] Paprii obaa-san: I dont, I showered like an hour ago >;
[21:13:30] w0nAnt: so if I was to smell your butt
[21:13:36] w0nAnt: it would smell like soap
[21:13:57] Paprii obaa-san: I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WOULD SMELL LIKE D:
[21:14:10] w0nAnt: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
[21:14:12] w0nAnt: IT COULD SMELL
[21:14:32] Paprii obaa-san: well everything smells like something o.o
[21:14:47] w0nAnt: so I'm RIGHT
[21:16:37] Paprii obaa-san: well, but everyone smells >:
[21:17:32] w0nAnt: so you ADMIT that you smell
[21:17:44] Paprii obaa-san: YOU SMELL TOO D:
[21:18:14] w0nAnt: HOW DARE YOU
[21:18:26] Eoin: I smell
[21:18:28] Eoin: Js
[21:18:33] w0nAnt: STFU OWEN
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[12:33:22 AM] winter55: but I'm tan :(
[12:33:34 AM] Noirit Mustapha: i'm sand
[12:33:34 AM] Noirit Mustapha: :v
[12:33:36 AM] Antw0n Mk-V: stfu niggerwinter
[12:34:18 AM] Antw0n Mk-V: wintgger
[12:34:31 AM] Noirit Mustapha: niggter
[12:34:37 AM] Antw0n Mk-V: 10/10
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[12:37:48 PM] Antw0n Mk-IX: feet are disgusting
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Antw0n Remember me?
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
[12:37:48 PM] Antw0n Mk-IX: feet are disgusting


Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://puu.sh/7Je8g.jpg
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Antw0n wrote...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
[12:37:48 PM] Antw0n Mk-IX: feet are disgusting


Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://puu.sh/7Je8g.jpg


Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://i.minus.com/iB0247FGCBACl.gif
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" I like to get kissed before I get fucked "
- Leonardo Dicaprio - ( Blood Diamond )
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Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes
AliceSinWonderland wrote...
I NEED THE TEA TO GET A DANISH MOUSE TO SAY CHURCH IN AN ENGLISH WAY.
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Antw0n wrote...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
[12:37:48 PM] Antw0n Mk-IX: feet are disgusting


Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://puu.sh/7Je8g.jpg


dat wolfjob
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Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes
AliceSinWonderland wrote...
"octobers a nice year".
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do unto others what you want others do unto you
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SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard
So apparently, I have this giant bag of cocaine in my pantry that I've been using to bake as well. Isn't that neat!?
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Revelation Defender of DFC
Misaki_Chi: i punched a wall ;-;
[06:28:18] Misaki Chi: Mouse your ass is glorious < 3
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
[7:19:14 PM] Paprika: yesterday I realised I should start keeping my batteries in different place than my toys
[7:19:39 PM] Noirit Mustapha: lol why?
[7:19:57 PM] Paprika: its awkward when people ask me if I have any batteries and I have to tell them no because they'd see my toys if I gave them some .-.
[7:20:11 PM] Noirit Mustapha: lol
[7:20:21 PM] Noirit Mustapha: can't you just get the batteries for them?
[7:20:31 PM] Noirit Mustapha: so they don't have to look for it and inadvertantly find your toys?
[7:20:32 PM] Karakasa-chan: wait, what toys?
[7:20:38 PM] Noirit Mustapha: ...
[7:20:39 PM] Noirit Mustapha: :U
[7:20:45 PM] Paprika: but the batteries and toys are in the same desk drawer and they can see them if I open it
[7:20:48 PM] Karakasa-chan: this is a serious question
[7:21:09 PM] Noirit Mustapha: ... ok, this i'm IQing