Important Quotes

*Having a class about the gluteal region when lecturer asked the class this question*

Lecturer: Have you ever looked at someone and you have been checking out their gluteal region? I know you have. At some point in your life. Probably doing it everyday.

*class started laughing*

Lecturer: Note that you got permission to do this because you're studying the gluteal region in anatomy and you're trying to understand how the muscles work.

And another funny part I would like to mention.

Lecturer: What is anastomosis? It's the joining of vessels end to end to allow an alternate pathway. My lecturer told me something that disturbed me and I shall tell you. A kiss is an anastamosis of gastrointestinal tracts. Just keep that in mind. It's interesting.

"There is nothing to fear except for fear itself... and spiders."

"My freedom stops where yours begin."

BiffdaBearKiller (Sat Apr 19, 2014, 2:12 am) +28 points

Did you ever think that maybe the reason we don't find ourselves in situations like this in real life is because we ACCEPT that they're impossible!? I will continue to believe in a world where a girl will randomly ask me to be her boyfriend and then I will wind up in an orgy with her and her hot sisters and mother. Because calling that impossible - believing that dream cannot come true - that is not a reality I am willing to accept! Believe in me, my fellow Fakku Fappers! And someday - we will all bask in the glory of our Hentai Reality! HENTAI AND PEACE!

(This is beautiful, flawed logic.) Props bro.

I believe I know the password, it's melon-burnt-chicken. Let me type it with mah penis.

[1:30:57 AM] Fi: Does nestor cosplay as a taco?
[1:31:04 AM] *** Karakasa-chan removed Fi from this conversation. ***

[color=#ff69b4][12:34:43 AM] Tsamari: I want food now...
[12:35:26 AM] Bookih: eaaatt
[12:35:30 AM] Bookih: KOBENIIII
[12:37:27 AM] Tsamari: Everyone in the house in sleeping
[12:37:34 AM] Bookih: eat.
[12:37:44 AM] Tsamari: Can't
[12:37:55 AM] Bookih: eat quietly O_O
[12:39:04 AM] Bookih: roll and be sneaky
[12:39:07 AM] Bookih: like a ninjaaaa
[12:39:28 AM] Tsamari: I can't see in the dark
[12:39:36 AM] Bookih: adjust your eyes O_O
[12:39:41 AM] Tsamari: ...
[12:39:51 AM] Bookih: or just keep em closed
[12:39:54 AM] Bookih: and do muscle memory
[12:40:03 AM] Tsamari: .............
[12:40:12 AM] Bookih: YOU ARE TSAMADA THE PINK
[12:40:16 AM] Bookih: DEFENDER OF MOE
[12:40:23 AM] Bookih: no dark hallway is a match for you
[12:40:24 AM] Bookih: O_O

[color=#993300]Simple enough:
Just about everyone: "Bitch please"

Two types of people

1. Awesome fakku people
2. Idiots

[18:52:31] Paps: I fixed the butt hole, but they still have a leg hole

hehehehehe, butt hole.

[20:55:12] James: paps said butthole
[20:55:12] James: hurr
[20:55:15] James: durr
[20:55:32] Paprika: [20:55] James:

<<< buttholeJames said butthole O;
[20:55:51] The Walrus: paps only said butt hole
[20:56:01] Paprika: and because of that Santa isnt bringing him any presents this year o.o

(for those who dont know: James = Baggie)

Ha. Ha ha ha! >;

[07:24:44] Paul: doing this as my duty
[07:24:50] *** Paul removed Sindalf from this conversation. ***

[color=#ff69b4][1:07:23 AM] EineKrone: me looking at my sister's hamster, only other being who's awake with me '-'
[1:07:44 AM] Tsamari: lol
[1:07:51 AM] Tsamari: Thats funny XD
[1:09:23 AM] EineKrone: makes me stay awake, looking at her scalling her house, then falling :D
[1:09:59 AM] Tsamari: lol, that cute~
[1:11:21 AM] EineKrone: indeed, if a bit "bad". humans laugh at others, even when they're not human '-'
[1:11:31 AM] EineKrone: (me and logic. go away brain)
[1:12:00 AM] Tsamari: Nuuu~ don't laught at it >_< You'll make it sad...
[1:13:30 AM] EineKrone: it's innocent giggling, I swear '-'
[1:15:17 AM] Tsamari: Your going to make it sad, then it's going to kill it's self, then your going to have blood on your hands and you are going to have to live with that for all of your life >_<~
[1:17:34 AM] EineKrone: .......
[1:17:42 AM] EineKrone: you made me sad
[1:18:23 AM] Tsamari: Good, because that how it feels right now. Now go tell it your sorry >: (
[1:19:58 AM] EineKrone: hope she forgives me :(
[1:20:24 AM] Tsamari: *pats* I sure she well ^^

[some time ago]AuraSini: Do that and I shall come to your country just to rape you.
[1:53:21 PM] EineKrone Not!: have I told you of my ocasional masochist side? :3
[1:54:07 PM] AuraSini: Awmaygad.
I don't want to rape you anymore. xd

later

[5:48:09 PM] AuraSini: Damnit you broke my combo, wait. xd
[5:49:24 PM] EineKrone Not!: insert mission acomplished gif here
[5:49:38 PM] AuraSini: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN. T.T
[5:52:54 PM] EineKrone Not!: HU3
[5:53:07 PM] AuraSini: I swear to God I'll rape you one day. xd
[5:53:20 PM] EineKrone Not!: we already talked about it ;)
[5:54:59 PM] AuraSini: *refuses to unzip* nevermind

I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned but: "People die if they are killed."

[color=#993300] This blinking light on the silly putty means to press the button right?

[color=brown]Everyone in this world carries around their own sins, and they never go away...but that doesn't change the fact that we do what we must.[/color]

[color=#993300]Words describe what we think, color describes how we feel

[7:36:12 AM] Eoin: I just wanna get pissed on
[7:36:22 AM] Eoin: drink piss maybe?

You pray so badly for heaven,
knowing any day might be the day that you die
but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?

-"From God's Prospective" by Bo Burnham