Something a friend put on her one of her social media account: 'I've pulled a muscle in my tongue. Didn't even know that was possible. Debating whether this is significant enough to be classified as a 'life event'.
[3:26:45 AM] Chan-nee: IT'S LITERALLY ONLY HAD TWO [DICKS]
[3:26:55 AM] Chan-nee: ACCORDING TO RYAN, I'M PRETTY MUCH A VIRGIN
[3:27:12 AM] Antw0n: >IT WAS 2 DICKS, I'M BASICALLY A VIRGIN
[color=#ff69b4][6/12/2014 11:47:26 PM] Bookih: i have work at 5am
[6/12/2014 11:47:31 PM] Bookih: so im gonna sleep after i get my laundry
[6/12/2014 11:47:46 PM] Tsamari: NO SLEEP FOR YOU!
[6/12/2014 11:47:53 PM] Bookih: -o-o
[6/12/2014 11:48:02 PM] Tsamari: Books can't sleep
[6/12/2014 11:48:24 PM] Bookih: we always do
[6/12/2014 11:48:30 PM] Bookih: ever hear a book talk to you in person?
[6/12/2014 11:48:43 PM] Tsamari: Yes O_O
[6/12/2014 11:48:50 PM] Tsamari: all the time
[6/12/2014 11:48:52 PM] Bookih: special book
[6/12/2014 11:48:54 PM] Zamor: There is a book talking right now
[6/12/2014 11:49:11 PM] Bookih: o-o
[6/12/2014 11:49:44 PM] Tsamari: There a lot of things talking to me right now that should not be O_O
[6/12/2014 11:50:18 PM] Tsamari: Got a book and a duck talking to me right now.
[6/12/2014 11:50:42 PM] Zamor: I will destroy you
[6/12/2014 11:50:52 PM] Zamor: I'm not a duck
[6/12/2014 11:50:57 PM] Bookih: o-o\
[6/12/2014 11:51:04 PM] Tsamari: That what they all say.
[6/12/2014 11:51:12 PM] Tsamari: that how they get you
[6/12/2014 11:51:24 PM] Zamor: Then how do I know you aren't a duck
[6/12/2014 11:51:30 PM] Zamor: O_O
[6/12/2014 11:51:39 PM] Tsamari: I don't O_O
[6/12/2014 11:52:05 PM] Zamor: squack for me duck!
[6/12/2014 11:52:11 PM] Zamor: *pokes*
[6/12/2014 11:52:18 PM] Tsamari: Nyaa~
[6/12/2014 11:53:56 PM] Tsamari: That what ducks say right? x:
"When I get old I'm just gonna start hitting on like, 16 year old girls. Because at that point I'll have a husband, what are they gonna do about it? 'Ew, you're a pervert' heheheh actually missy I like dickssss" - Sky 2014
Insignia: Danni! You have a massive vagina!
DatYuriThough: Huh?
Insignia: It's so big you could fit a baby's head up there!
DatYuriThough: Well duh, how else would I give birth?
Reflex: She's got a point to be fair...
And I thought that Skype call would result in us talking about the World Cup...Oh how naive I am.
[color=#ff69b4]Tsamari: I hate when people block in fighting games....
Revelation: Yeah, I hate when people use something that was put into the game, fucking assholes.