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windknight111 wrote...
Loki The Trickster wrote...
"I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick."Fuck Yeah! Clue!!!
gotta love clue!
also "would you like fries with that"
Edit:fires changed to fries because spell check is being evil
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".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherfuckers in the valley."
Richard Marcinko
Richard Marcinko
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"He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair, pissing him off was the smart thing to do..."
Max Payne
Max Payne
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CPOK wrote...
"He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair, pissing him off was the smart thing to do..."Max Payne
i LOL-ed
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Research shows that nine out of ten men who try Camel... prefer women.
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
In the August 1993
issue of PS magazine
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
Rita Rudner
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.
"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all...
Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep."
Hunter S. Thompson
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving.
Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
An Australian motorcycle manual
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Research shows that nine out of ten men who try Camel... prefer women.
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
In the August 1993
issue of PS magazine
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
Rita Rudner
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.
"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all...
Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep."
Hunter S. Thompson
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving.
Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
An Australian motorcycle manual
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
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The purpose of an Armed Service is to make sure that Soldiers dies as efficiently as possible
Adm Yang Wenli (LoGH)
Adm Yang Wenli (LoGH)
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Moar Hunter S. Thompson, because... MOAR!!!
"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."
"My concept of death for a long time was to come down that mountain road at 120 and just keep going straight right there, burst out through the barrier and hang out above all that . . . and there I'd be, sitting in the front seat, stark naked, with a case of whiskey next to me and a case of dynamite in the trunk . . . honking the horn, and the lights on, and just sit there in space for an instant, a human bomb, and fall down into that mess of steel mills. It'd be a tremendous goddam explosion. No pain. No one would get hurt. I'm pretty sure, unless they've changed the highway, that launching place is still there. As soon as I get home, I ought to take the drive just to check it out."
"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep."
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
“Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs -- unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.”
"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."
"My concept of death for a long time was to come down that mountain road at 120 and just keep going straight right there, burst out through the barrier and hang out above all that . . . and there I'd be, sitting in the front seat, stark naked, with a case of whiskey next to me and a case of dynamite in the trunk . . . honking the horn, and the lights on, and just sit there in space for an instant, a human bomb, and fall down into that mess of steel mills. It'd be a tremendous goddam explosion. No pain. No one would get hurt. I'm pretty sure, unless they've changed the highway, that launching place is still there. As soon as I get home, I ought to take the drive just to check it out."
"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep."
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
“Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs -- unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.”
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"plans plans plans...they always have their plans, but the problem with that plan is that when you take an insane person to the asylum you're just taking him home, the very place he knows best"
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Unsigned wrote...
I can't do this all on my own. No, I know.I'm no superman
Scrubs??????
Here's my quote ;)
Spoiler:
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win,you're still a retard.