Lies

Last night to avoid conversations.

Oh, what an awsome thread you have there.

[size=3]I lied. You suck[/h]

If you laugh at a joke that you didn't find funny then that's lying. I do it sometimes to make the other person happy and not feel awkward, but then they won't leave me alone.

Hmm... can't really remember what would be the latest one. I haven't had too long discussions lately, so I haven't even had a good chance to lie about anything.

I often pretend I don't hear or notice when someone I assume has negative things to say calls for me. Negative, as in something that causes work or effort. :D

i (very)rarely lie and when i do it's about very insignificant things and never for anything that is important - i don't really know but i don't like to lie, in fact i actually hate liars.

I lie way too often. Last time I lied was to myself yesterday.

The last time i lied was probably withing the last hour i was conscious , it most likely came very easy to say.
I don't remember what it was nor do i care that it was a lie AND ITS A FACKEN CRAFT don't look down on it.

I'm obviously not going to say I never lie. But in the [very] rare occasions I do, it's never about something the least bit significant. I don't coddle anyone, especially not my loved ones. Which means I refuse to make vows of promises unless I firmly believe I can uphold them. When someone asks me of my opinion, I always give it. I never sugarcoat or water down. This trait has actually earned me a good deal of respect from my friends. A bit of.. wariness from my more irrational ones.

The last time I lied, I think I was asked about my everyday life. I made it sound better than it is. This one thing I seem to struggle with. I hate sounding whiny, so I tend to grin, bear it, and say things like "I'm fine." >_< I need to work on that.

For the greater majority, I don't fuck around with honesty.

I lied to my friend about being busy and played visual novel at home :D

I lied to a bum yesterday and told him I didn't have any money even though I did.

I lied when I said I'd read and agreed to the terms and conditions of the GIMP and Paint.Net installer. That's my most common lie.

[size=1]I needed GIMP to make the image in my sig transparent, and Paint.Net to make a sig at all. Tegs told me off because my old one was too big, apparently. Hooray for shitty 5 minute rush-jobs.[/h]

Pretty much the same way I am about lying, except I play with my words a bit. I say the truth, but to get a specific reaction. The last time I lied though I was today actually; some guy asked me for some money and I told him I didn't have any cause I suspected he was going to the liquor store, since he told me where he was going...

I lie all the damn time. It's the way I get things done.

last time i lied is right now. im lying to you right now.

I lied when I uploaded the Mugen Attack video.

BTW Tsundere old man

I mostly tell the truth because i'm too lazy to be bothered trying to remember what lies i've told to whom.

i find that many people would rather be lied to than hear the truth.

i can lie very well when i have to.

I lied about the time I backed my girl friend's car into a tree and said "the tree backed into me!" She obviously didn't believe me, so I had to fix the broken tail light but for a lie that was needed on the fly it came pretty fast.

I don't lie much I can't remember the last time I did closest I come to lying is probably just omitting information or answering yes and no to questions.

This statement is true
the previous statement is a lie

but seriously, I don't even remember. That means that I either haven't lied in a very long time, or that I don't take lying seriously enough to remember when I do