Sex Toys (for everyone!)

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Tsujoi Social Media Manager
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?
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Tsujoi wrote...
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?


YUP

I dont like to think of those movies as parodies but just another story in the same universe.
I own them both on Blu-ray ❤

Oh it's Jesse Janes purple vibe! I thought I had Riley Steels for some reason.
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Tsujoi Social Media Manager
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?


YUP

I dont like to think of those movies as parodies but just another story in the same universe.
I own them both on Blu-ray ❤

Oh it's Jesse Janes purple vibe! I thought I had Riley Steels for some reason.


Haha, awesome.

Now if they only played songs from the movies when turned on.
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Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?


YUP

I dont like to think of those movies as parodies but just another story in the same universe.
I own them both on Blu-ray ❤

Oh it's Jesse Janes purple vibe! I thought I had Riley Steels for some reason.


Haha, awesome.

Now if they only played songs from the movies when turned on.


If only ;-; But atleast they had skeletons to fight and "glorious" CG worms :O
They hired a legit fight coreographer. this porno was some serious shit.
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Tsujoi Social Media Manager
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?


YUP

I dont like to think of those movies as parodies but just another story in the same universe.
I own them both on Blu-ray ❤

Oh it's Jesse Janes purple vibe! I thought I had Riley Steels for some reason.


Haha, awesome.

Now if they only played songs from the movies when turned on.


If only ;-; But atleast they had skeletons to fight and "glorious" CG worms :O
They hired a legit fight coreographer. this porno was some serious shit.


I've only seen a portion of the porn, but it seemed like it had a pretty big budget. I sort of want to see the whole thing now, lol
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Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
[quote="UsagiHime"]I own Three small vibes all from digital Play grounds pirates collection and a larger purple vibe again from the pirates collection.
I want all their toys >_
From their porn parody of the movies?


YUP

I dont like to think of those movies as parodies but just another story in the same universe.
I own them both on Blu-ray ❤

Oh it's Jesse Janes purple vibe! I thought I had Riley Steels for some reason.


Haha, awesome.

Now if they only played songs from the movies when turned on.


If only ;-; But atleast they had skeletons to fight and "glorious" CG worms :O
They hired a legit fight coreographer. this porno was some serious shit.


I've only seen a portion of the porn, but it seemed like it had a pretty big budget. I sort of want to see the whole thing now, lol


2 is best, But its still the most expensive pornographic film ever made.
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The Pirates movies had an astronomical budget for porn - I think the second one had like $8 million or something crazy.

In other news, I'd recommend the Love Humps fleshlight sleeve for those who like to edge or otherwise have long sessions. Takes a bit to get used to compared to more stimulating sleeves, though.

...so I've heard.
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drfeathers wrote...
The Pirates movies had an astronomical budget for porn - I think the second one had like $8 million or something crazy.


Yup! They also made a R rated cut version witch showed in indie theaters and sold at walmart lol
Digital playground films are ALL crazy High quality. I just hope that there will be a pirates 3 one day ;-;
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EchelonV wrote...
Damn, I'm not sure if it's how crazy I get sometimes, but I definitely have to re-apply pretty often during a session. Sometimes I'm in the mood for messy, but it's never fun to clean up lol.

The last fleshlight I got is still great but just too short/tight for me or something. Maybe that's why I have to put on lube a lot as well, it's just too tight. Can be a pain propping it up or getting it in the right positions if I'm not holding it directly, or else it just has to be precise. Pretty hard finding a good one for me and another reason I'll have to check out those bigger expensive ones someday...

Probably what I want the most right now, something I can just prop up somewhere and easily be hands free with it.


Which insert are you talking about? Ditto on the difficulty propping them up, though. I'll have to shop around a bit more for my next toy for a change up.

There's got to be something out there usable with silicone lube >.>
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Didn't know there were those kind of toys for mens before....
I can't really say those toys for men worth it consider it seem like it can be easily broken. (tell me if I'm wrong)
Also, does right hand count? >_>
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
kinsake wrote...
Didn't know there were those kind of toys for mens before....
I can't really say those toys for men worth it consider it seem like it can be easily broken. (tell me if I'm wrong)
Also, does right hand count? >_>


From what I gather, it's rare for good masturbation sleeves/holes to be really defective. If they break really easily, more often than not, it was probably from misuse.

And no.
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You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;
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Tsujoi Social Media Manager
UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


Battery powered onaholes, we're getting there slowly.
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Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


Battery powered onaholes, we're getting there slowly.


You still can have a pretty decent time wiyhout the bateries unlike us ladies.
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UsagiHime wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


Battery powered onaholes, we're getting there slowly.


You still can have a pretty decent time wiyhout the bateries unlike us ladies.


Textured dildos don't do it for you?
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UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


I say bring back the windup function!

That or solar power charger option.
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kinsake wrote...
Didn't know there were those kind of toys for mens before....
I can't really say those toys for men worth it consider it seem like it can be easily broken. (tell me if I'm wrong)
Also, does right hand count? >_>


You get what you pay for - the cheap ones don't last long. The more expensive sleeves are durable and last a long time if you use a little care. As for being "worth it", it's just proportional to how much you like masturbating and how often you do it.

UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


You women and your toys that don't require the messy lube and cleanup!
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drfeathers wrote...


UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


You women and your toys that don't require the messy lube and cleanup!



But clean up is cheap... and quite!
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UsagiHime wrote...
drfeathers wrote...


UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


You women and your toys that don't require the messy lube and cleanup!



But clean up is cheap... and quite!


Depends how fast you go through lube...
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drfeathers wrote...
UsagiHime wrote...
drfeathers wrote...


UsagiHime wrote...
You men and your toys that do not require batteries ;-;


You women and your toys that don't require the messy lube and cleanup!



But clean up is cheap... and quite!


Depends how fast you go through lube...


Ok yeah... yeeeeah that could br pricey.