Terrible movies

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Konacha37 wrote...
The one movie off the top of my head that I can think of is Valiant by Disney. The plot was uninteresting, the characters were bland and forgettable. In fact, I left after watching it for 20 minutes.


If thats the bird thing valiant that wasnt disney >.< its by vanguard. i dont think i ever watched it though

I think ive already said theres no movie based on the book eragon, but it cant be said enough.
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i say scary movie 4 so bad
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Movie 43 is the worst movie I watched this 2013
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Skyline is just plain shit!
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World War Z.... Oh god~ ( > ___>)

Yeah, The character development is... Descent, but where's the fucking gory Um nom nom nom noms??? It's not a fucking zombie movie without some guy got eaten alive and got dismembered by fucking zombies. NO!!! You're not gonna see that in the movie, all it does is... Get beaten you turn into a zombie DATS IT!!! It's like playing tag. Though, my favorite part in the movie is where the zombies climbing up the wall like ants.

Edit : Here's another thing that i really like about this version of the zombies in the movie. Is that, they only target healthy humans. They can't attack humans that is not healthy. They need a very healthy host to transfer they're zombie virus into humans. And they move so fucking fast... THAT IS SCARY SHIT!!! But i still don't like the movie~ : \
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mangaka350 wrote...
Here's another thing that i really like about this version of the zombies in the movie. Is that, they only target healthy humans. They can't attack humans that is not healthy. They need a very healthy host to transfer they're zombie virus into humans. And they move so fucking fast... THAT IS SCARY SHIT!!! But i still don't like the movie~ : \


That was actually what made the movie seem stupid to me. Why would a virus be picky about who to infect? The Solanum virus in the book made way more sense. The zombies would simply walk towards the nearest living human and try to eat them. If they got bit/scratched but survived, the virus has successfully spread. Simple as that. Also, the "zombies" acting like the Arachnids from Starship Troopers was just too silly for me to take seriously. I don't mind running zombies all that much, but this movie really pushed it too far. Personally, I would've liked to see how the movie would've turned out if Straczynski's screenplay wasn't tossed aside so the movie more could be made more action oriented.
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I find the World War Z movie to be an insult to the book.
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X Men Origins: Wolverine

Was an insult to my childhood.
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought World War Z was cheap. Picky viruses and dumb countermeasures aside, the shallowness of character portrayal/interaction made it hard for me to sympathize with anyone in this movie and feel the suspense.

Instead, it made me want to bail out and go home, cozy up, and read I Am a Hero.
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Pacific rim and R.I.P.D.
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this girl is badass - worst movie i have ever seen
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I saw Pain and Gain a while back and almost walked out of the theater (it would've been the first time in my either life that would happen). I just couldn't get what the director was trying to make; is it an action flick? A comedy? A thriller? A bunch of random scenes of Mark Wahlburg doing random non-continual stuff for two and a half hours? It's big "hook" was that it was really crazy and at the same time was a true story, but not all true stories make good movies, in my opinion.
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Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Camydola wrote...
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Camydola wrote...
The Legend of Chun-li


Ahhhhhhhhh...shit. That movie was bad. That movie almost me ashamed to be a fan of Street Fighter.


I watched that movie thinking "A Street Fighter live action can't be that bad, especially if it's about chun li"

Should've listened to the critics :(


Did you see the original Street Fighter Movie? I learned my less from that one and came in with a bad mindset.

Yeah, you should of listened to them. Sometimes the critics are actually right.


oh hell, I saw the original street fighter. It gave me cancer of the eyes, severe depression, bi-polar disorder, anemia, dryness of the mouth and narcolepsy. Really.
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thrillagorilla wrote...
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Camydola wrote...
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Camydola wrote...
The Legend of Chun-li


Ahhhhhhhhh...shit. That movie was bad. That movie almost me ashamed to be a fan of Street Fighter.


I watched that movie thinking "A Street Fighter live action can't be that bad, especially if it's about chun li"

Should've listened to the critics :(


Did you see the original Street Fighter Movie? I learned my less from that one and came in with a bad mindset.

Yeah, you should of listened to them. Sometimes the critics are actually right.


oh hell, I saw the original street fighter. It gave me cancer of the eyes, severe depression, bi-polar disorder, anemia, dryness of the mouth and narcolepsy. Really.


Are you talking about this one?
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I thought that movie was great! Granted I watched it with a bunch of friends who decided to view it for laughs (which it did not disappoint in that field). Watching it as a serious action movie? I wouldn't even dare.
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Eragon. Apparently it was alright if you hadn't read the book, but having read it, I wanted to shoot the director...
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Deftera Mirage wrote...
AnArch wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
The Last Airbender comes to mind.


That movie shouldn't exist, it's that bad.


Welcome to hell.

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mangaka350 wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
AnArch wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
The Last Airbender comes to mind.


That movie shouldn't exist, it's that bad.


Welcome to hell.

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Why??? ( O A O)


AWW FUCK.

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I've lost hope in Humanity
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Battlefield Earth
Super Mario Bros. *shudders*
Street Fighter (though it was good for laughs; I liked the Zangief/Honda fight at the Bison-city model thing xD )
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
Kickass 2 was horrible... also number one but at least there was a loli.
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Pacific Rim, and I like Del Toro
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Just Sharknado