animefreak_usa wrote...
Actually my dad told me he fucked my mother because she won't blow him. They never did that childhood shit. All truth.
This. And, my grandmother didn't believe in censorship or prohibition. I swore in three languages, drank, and would know how to fuck if I cared to-----by eight.
...Okay...they beat the other two languages out of me by six...but otherwise yeah.
(This is also a good portion of why I have a lasting animosity towards old white women. I swear to god; this old, cancerous (literally), Jewish crone taught my first grade...and she just happened to also speak French. I've still got the marks from my father's reaction.)
Things you probably should lie to your kid about:
- Racism. Try teaching the right values before telling the truth about the entire village hating us.
- Sex. I appreciate the effort, but it could wait until I ASKED ABOUT IT INSTEAD.
- Death/religion. I know everybody is making the creationism jokes, but telling a kid to make up their own mind is like handing them the keys to a Bugatti. Just no.