Ultimate Choice

What would you chose? Im bored and i am curious.

My waifu is real.

Didn't ask for your statement.

There needs to be a third choice of: Neither. Let's face facts, if our Waifu's became 'Real,' they'd never stay with someone like us, and if we became our Waifu we'd become fictional and cease to exist. Except for those like Freaky who have 'Real' waifus already!

You have a point, it's not like my life's been a blast, so any change would probably be a welcome one.

Blue... would be interesting.

Even if Red would bring a waifu who would stay with someone like me, Blue just seems kind of more appealing to me.

Finding a girl who measures up to your dream waifu = possible. Maybe difficult, but possible.
Becoming your waifu- the embodiment of perfection of the opposite sex, in your opinion - is impossible... something you can never, ever experience without the Blue Pill. I only say this with the most neutral/un-offensive tone possible, but sex-change surgeries don't make you into the other gender, just help you to identify less with your born identity. This pill would be the only method possible for such an adventure!

I am happy being a guy, don't get me wrong. But for curiosity's sake, to experience something new, and take advantage of an otherwise impossibility? I'd down the Blue Pill without any regrets.

For starters, your sig is too big smartass. Change it.
Second, we have a special place for threads that are boring like this, its called incoherent babbling. Explore more and it will work wonders.

1. MERICA, 2. Do it then Moderator. Go ahead do it.Fgt

I have multiple waifus. Both options would be interesting.

I'm not 100% in love with your attitude right now.

I'd take both so I can become my waifu in real life. That way I could torture any man who claims her by fucking other women and saying I prefer them over men.

[color=#993300]Can I take both and make a purple pill? And let both possibilities happen?

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Red, if I had one that is ^_^

I hate to be that guy but I wouldn't take either...

I wouldn't want my waifu (even though I don't think I have one) to become real because she would become a regular japanese girl which would be a killer disappointment. And I wouldn't want to become my waifu because I don't want to turn into an anime character... which is something that doesn't exist... which means I wouldn't exist. Or maybe I would only exist when some wanker decided to watch anime or fap to hentai.

Initially, I thought the question would be waifu becomes real vs you become a character in the anime of said waifu.

B-... But I can't swallow pills. Does it come in a chewable tablet form? Or how about gummies.

I would probably choose the blue pill with the addendum that I could exist in the real world since what's the point of the blue pill otherwise. If I can't be allowed the addendum, then I'd take the red pill.

Blue pill and become a mega slut. Free beejes for everyone!

Very interesting, I would add a poll for purple pill or neither if I could, or is there a way to add more polls once created?

I feel like this question is obvious. Why the hell would I want to become my waifu then she wouldn't be my waifu anymore she would be me. My waifu becomes real is the only answer here