What did you learn today?

That whenever someone calls my home-phone iT will fuck over my connection to the internet.

[color=#993300]My inability to control myself

I learned 10 different ways Cherry says "I love you" without saying a word...
And I got to experience all ten of those because she showed me.
I never knew why she did those things until now.
#1 is how she nuzzles me when he hug
#3 is having her eyes open for a sec when she kisses me or I kiss her. This happens every time the first kiss of many happens.
#9 is the way she sometimes cuddles me gently and slowly because she knows I like it so much.
Rest are in jokes and subtle things.

Baby spit gets everywhere.

I miss being out of a job, so i could just sleep and sleep and sleeep, god i hate early mornings

I've learnt that I need something alcoholic to drink. It's been more than a month.

[color=#993300]Revolution of Solids

Boy shirts are so much better than girls.

a lot about cells.

[color=#993300]How to control light exposure curves

I learned of a new place opening up, a furniture outlet, and they're already looking for people to hire. I'll try that place and see how it goes. Might need training though. Never been a saleswoman.

[color=#993300]Scotch opening

That I gotta pay about 20 bucks shipping costs to order that Renai Sampl book from FAKKU...hope some guys in Europe sell it for an acceptable price~

I learned of my heritage today!
Turns out my great grandmother came over from Japan and Eastern Asia. I don't know where she was born exactly but she spent her years traveling and studying cultures.
My grandpa was born in Ecuador and moved to the states.
I'm like 1/3 Asian, 1/3 Hispanic, 1/3 Caucasian, maybe.

Smaller boobs are apparently more sensitive. [citation needed]

That my roomie, who is also my bestie, is a very... good... dancer. However, only when forced to.

[color=#993300]My essay sucks butts

I learned that amazons delivery dates are bull shit
WHERES MY COPY OF EVANGELION GOD DAMN IT, YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD GET HERE ON FRIDAY, IT'S WEDNESDAY NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I learned that either I haven't actually changed to be a better person despite my numerous attemps
Or that one of my old acquaintances from school still thinks I'm the grumpy sort of bitch I was my freshman year and is not afraid to rat people out for things he think is wrong with them. Either way he's an asshole

That my boss is an idiot, and i don't mean that as a simply 'negative' thing to say, i really mean that he is stupid. He keeps people in who don't do any work and kicks people out who work hard and do long days everyday.

This guy, probably got his job by kissing ass, and now he is continuing in the same route by keeping those who kiss his ass. Just wonderful, can't wait to get a new job from somewhere else.