What do you eat while reading hentai?

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Its not something I usually do, but now that I think about it, I eat ramen noodles alot, so I guess hentai and noodles kind of blend together. [also its instant ramen, I know its not real ramen, but I love it!]
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Loner the People's Senpai
Pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.

Spoiler:
With my bare hands.
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I wouldn't eat food while reading hentai. Watching it though? Depends on the
Length and if it is a sort of romance story that eventually has a sex scene.

But I can tell you something I would eat out during a hentai * nudges and winks and annoying "eh? Ehhh?"'s *
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
NutritiousGoop wrote...
But I can tell you something I would eat out during a hentai * nudges and winks and annoying "eh? Ehhh?"'s *


Jell-O?
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artcellrox wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
But I can tell you something I would eat out during a hentai * nudges and winks and annoying "eh? Ehhh?"'s *


Jell-O?


Well, yes, obviously. I'd also eat popcorn, but I was more referring to eating out pussy (or cock) because who said you had to watch hentai alone? ;)
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NutritiousGoop wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
But I can tell you something I would eat out during a hentai * nudges and winks and annoying "eh? Ehhh?"'s *


Jell-O?


Well, yes, obviously. I'd also eat popcorn, but I was more referring to eating out pussy (or cock) because who said you had to watch hentai alone? ;)


I like your style! ;)
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I've never even thought about eating while reading hentai... interesting!!
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DatYuriThough Goddess of Nature
Meh...don't really eat anything. I need my hands to either get myself off or to operate my laptop. Or both. Usually both. I normally read with my girlfriend since we have similar tastes so I guess the closest thing to what I eat (really tentative link lol) would be her.
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Power-Senpai This is very custom.
Can't believe no random guy/girl has not said dick yet
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Lelouch vi Lamperouge wrote...
Can't believe no random guy/girl has not said dick yet


I at least made an innuendo about it ( though to be fair it was more about eating pusdy with the cock thrown in for if your into that sort of thing ;) ) but I guess you didn't read all the way to page 5. I don't blame you. It's quite a long read to read 50 replies before replying yourself. And though technically I said "Cock" and not dick both are equally phallic objects.

Off topic: Dildo is a funny word and is also phallic
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Power-Senpai This is very custom.
NutritiousGoop wrote...
Lelouch vi Lamperouge wrote...
Can't believe no random guy/girl has not said dick yet


I at least made an innuendo about it ( though to be fair it was more about eating pusdy with the cock thrown in for if your into that sort of thing ;) ) but I guess you didn't read all the way to page 5. I don't blame you. It's quite a long read to read 50 replies before replying yourself. And though technically I said "Cock" and not dick both are equally phallic objects.

Off topic: Dildo is a funny word and is also phallic


And i tried really hard to find out if someone had commented that too xD

And yeah i guess they are
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Oh dear god, this thread is hilarious. Best reading so far :D

Also, I eat meat (NO DICK JOKES). Steak sammiches or somethin' hearty. I love meat too much (STOP IT).
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Lelouch vi Lamperouge wrote...
Can't believe no random guy/girl has not said dick yet


dick.

No, I usually eat something chocolatey or sweet. (a dick covered in sweet lube?)
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Vanilla ice cream
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I am sucking on my lollipop right now, if you what i mean ;)
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I read hentai with my penis in my hand, not a hotdog. When I eat, I'll either watch a tv show or listen to a podcast.
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If I'm not fapping, sometimes I eat one of my three daily meals while reading. Sometimes I casually read hentai like I would read an ordinary book lol
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Coconutt wrote...
I am sucking on my lollipop right now, if you what i mean ;)


You can suck your own lollipop?!
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shadowhawk69 wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
I am sucking on my lollipop right now, if you what i mean ;)


You can suck your own lollipop?!


Sure, everybody can, as long as the lollipop is yours.
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adobo hehe :D
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