Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

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KG989 wrote...
I once shot a flaming molotov cocktail with a WWII M1 Garand.


And wat was the end result
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Me and a buddy of mine stuck a gum wrapper(juicy fruit) in an electrical outlet knowing we were using the projector in Biology class. The teacher went to plug it in and out came flames set some of the classroom on fire(nothing to serious). good news they never figured out who did it and I got to sit in the cafeteria and play pokemon the bad news.......well there isn't any. Damn Freshmen year in High School was weird.....
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I found this one hole in the ground so I thought to myself.
"Oh well, spelunking at this very moment sounds fun"
As I went deeper into the hole I found nothing but a couple of tourists yelling at me, about why I was disturbing there private tour.
Needless to say at the end of it all it was a good day.
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Did a handstand on top of the Eiffel Tower.
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Jumped from a 10 meter high balcony because of a bet, broke my leg but won 300 euros ^^
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This one's pretty lame, but I just remembered it.
Myself and my friends put tampons in this fancy tea-chest that the tour guides used to put out for guests to our school. We thought it was hilarious at the time.
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zachwolf wrote...
KG989 wrote...
I once shot a flaming molotov cocktail with a WWII M1 Garand.


And wat was the end result

The bottle exploded into a plume of fire.
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Hacked into the school network back in High School.
Got Administrator and every teacher's id and password.
I was honestly doing it for shits and giggles but everyone thought I was a crazy motherfucker who knows too much about our school's security...

Spoiler:
so i got banned from using computers at that school
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Well.. it's not that great of a story. But back in middle school my friends talked me into breaking a stink bomb dealie in the middle of my favorite card store.
The result was that it smelled horribly.. The owner then banned us. My friends did not care.. but I had nowhere else to buy my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards at. I was totally sad..
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I joined a religous group called googlism.
All hail google bitch
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I don't know if it's the craziest but it's one that my fellow Fakkuza can understand.

Gotta group of about seven people and went bursting into a Macy's Yelling "FOR THE HORDE!" It was a straight shot to the other side and we barley made it to. Dodging security, employees and managers( How people mobilize so quickly is a mystery)We raided and left without any casualties(nobody got caught).
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gizgal wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
Lived in a stomach for 9 months and went through a woman's vagina...


... and LIVED


Methinks you mean a uterus. Because stomach acid would not a baby make...

Craziest thing I've done? Hmm. No clue.


No, it was definitely the stomach. That's why it was crazy
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hmmm is this thread pg rated im thinking no since we are in a fakku forum ...hmmm craziest thing ive done is doing it in the forest .... it was very cold :P
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I Committed credit card fraud, never got caught either
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this happened before.....

after we cut the tall grass in my gramp's field.... we decided to burn the stubble.... after setting off the flame.... we didnt even bother to control the blaze going on.... and a few minutes we were chasing after the wildfire heading towards the house to kill it
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I was in Junior high and worked on a newspaper delivery truck on weekends from midnight to 7am. Part of our route went through a rich nieghborhood.

During the summer one time at 3:30 am; I used wire cutters to cut this fence and for a half an hour I swam laps in this persons in-ground pool.

Then during winter, my cohorts and I, same rich neighborhood; we moved over two dozen lawn jockeys from those yards to yards that had no lawn jockeys. This was in a ten block area.
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Kill

Go on a big jump with my car. and totaled it
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Elementary school:
* Took turns with my neighbor hitting his brother's bottle rockets with an aluminum baseball bat. Not just hitting them inert - sticking them in the pitcher's mound, lighting them off, hitting them in mid-flight from the plate.
* Jumped off the big swingset and over the playground fence. Landed in a roll, kept rolling all the way across the street until I came to a stop upside-down against a mailbox.

High school:
* Wrote a little program that caused half the school's Win95 PCs to smoke and die. (Don't remember how, exactly; I was on some psych meds at the time.)

Modern day:
* Participate in paintball games and Roman candle wars often
* Decided one day, "Hey, I know a bit of Japanese. I think I'll translate pornography."
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JuniorAfro wrote...
In middle school, durin comp classes, I hacked the teachers
contol panel for the entire class, and made
everybody watch porn. Everyone laughed.


I did something similar... I realized during sophomore year in high school that you could use netsend to cause pop ups on other peoples computers fairly easily. It didn't tell you who it was from either. So me and a friend of mine decided to send the teacher a bunch of random messages when she was giving a powerpoint presentation.

It was pretty hilarious, stuff would just keep popping up and she would just click the "ok" button as fast as she could on the message to make it go away and pretend nothing was happening. She would then of course look around to see if anyone looked suspicious, but I don't think she really knew what they were. We were using batch files to send them anyway though, so we didn't need to have the command prompt open, we'd just run the batch file every once in a while.

GoodDay wrote...
Hacked into the school network back in High School.
Got Administrator and every teacher's id and password.
I was honestly doing it for shits and giggles but everyone thought I was a crazy motherfucker who knows too much about our school's security...


Sorta did that once as well, although it was more of a loop hole than any real hacking on my part. I figured out how to get access to everyone else's files though on the network. I never really did anything with it, but I showed a friend how to do it and he eventually got banned for opening other peoples english papers and inserting comments like "i like cock" in the middle of their paper. I guess not everyone re-reads their paper before printing it out and handing it in....

Edit: A couple other things I did during high school (with the same friend of course):

Around christmas time one of my friend's neighbors had one of those mangers with the baby jesus and the whole nine yards all set up on their front lawn. We mannaged to remove them all and relocate them to the fields out behind his neighborhood. Some of these figures were quite large (2 feet high or so).

Also in my friends neighborhood, we opened the panel on several streets worth of street lights and disconnected them. Its not actually very difficult to do, and doesn't require you to do any permanent damage to them. It was a very long time before anyone came out to turn them back on however, so his corner of his neighborhood was pretty much pitch black for a few months.

I remember setting some odd construction materials on fire in my own neighborhood a couple times as well... there were alot of houses in the process of being build and we'd sometimes go hangout in them when it got really late. We never burned anything really important, just random junk they would leave at the construction site. They never made any complaints that I know of anyway.
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Stuff I've done include:

Drinking beer on the roof of my school -- with my entire class. At midnight.

Driving up the mountains, then for no reason me & my friend decided to hold a contest to see who could stand the cold longer.
While in their underwear. It was 2 degrees Celsius.
I won, btw.