Worst Shock Ever

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i was a wee lad and a bit of dumbass (arguably still am), and i decided to cut the power cord of a lamp in our old living.

with a pair of metal scissors. yea.
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Sticking a fork in an electrical socket, didn't kill me but gave me a weird form of magnetism for a few minutes.
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newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
Ever had a 9-volt shoved up your ass? It hurt like hell, but I came.


0_o thats a little weird, why did you shove a 9-volt up your pooper.


Someone else did. And technically, it was a 9-volt electrode.


Why would you let any one near your ass with a 9-volt electrode?


We were drunk.


You have to be really drunk to let some one near you with that.


He had access to electrodes normally used on the brains of rats. We were drunk and streaking. He had the bright idea to put the electrode up my butt.
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Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
Ever had a 9-volt shoved up your ass? It hurt like hell, but I came.


0_o thats a little weird, why did you shove a 9-volt up your pooper.


Someone else did. And technically, it was a 9-volt electrode.


Why would you let any one near your ass with a 9-volt electrode?


We were drunk.


You have to be really drunk to let some one near you with that.


He had access to electrodes normally used on the brains of rats. We were drunk and streaking. He had the bright idea to put the electrode up my butt.


You were streaking, all i have to say is awesome, if you don't mind me saying this i would love to party with you.
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Spark plugs.
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My friends who lived next door asked me over to play tag in their yard and one of them knocked me into a loose cable... woke up in a hospital a month later.
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Wanted to see what it felt like to get tazzed so i put a tazzer to my hand, not the best idea i ever had.
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newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
newman3000 wrote...
Randumb wrote...
Ever had a 9-volt shoved up your ass? It hurt like hell, but I came.


0_o thats a little weird, why did you shove a 9-volt up your pooper.


Someone else did. And technically, it was a 9-volt electrode.


Why would you let any one near your ass with a 9-volt electrode?


We were drunk.


You have to be really drunk to let some one near you with that.


He had access to electrodes normally used on the brains of rats. We were drunk and streaking. He had the bright idea to put the electrode up my butt.


You were streaking, all i have to say is awesome, if you don't mind me saying this i would love to party with you.


I'll take it as a compliment and run away with that.
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I cannot honestly answer this question without totally being a bummer.
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Lollikittie wrote...
I cannot honestly answer this question without totally being a bummer.


I dont care tell me any ways. What wuss it one of those shocky pens?
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newman3000 wrote...

I dont care tell me any ways. What wuss it one of those shocky pens?


Wait, are we strictly discussing electricity?
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Lollikittie wrote...
newman3000 wrote...

I dont care tell me any ways. What wuss it one of those shocky pens?


Wait, are we strictly discussing electricity?



Thats what i intended but no you dont have to.
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newman3000 wrote...



Thats what i intended but no you dont have to.


Oh. >_<
I've been pretty lucky on that front, then. Nothing worse than an static shock from a grocery cart...
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when i ninja rolled my way out of 2 incoming dodge balls in college, i know ,i kno...... BOSS, lol jk, but i was the last one standing for ten minutes ;p freaking THIRTY guys with like 5 dodgeballs, my team sucked -.-
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Lollikittie wrote...
newman3000 wrote...



Thats what i intended but no you dont have to.


Oh. >_<
I've been pretty lucky on that front, then. Nothing worse than an static shock from a grocery cart...


Really, you've never played with a shock pen or tried a shock coller?
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newman3000 wrote...


Really, you've never played with a shock pen or tried a shock coller?


Nope, and nope.
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NeroDBringer wrote...
when i ninja rolled my way out of 2 incoming dodge balls in college, i know ,i kno...... BOSS, lol jk, but i was the last one standing for ten minutes ;p freaking THIRTY guys with like 5 dodgeballs, my team sucked -.-


i love dodge ball, i was the best on my team no one could hit me although i could never hit them :l
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newman3000 wrote...
NeroDBringer wrote...
when i ninja rolled my way out of 2 incoming dodge balls in college, i know ,i kno...... BOSS, lol jk, but i was the last one standing for ten minutes ;p freaking THIRTY guys with like 5 dodgeballs, my team sucked -.-


i love dodge ball, i was the best on my team no one could hit me although i could never hit them :l


same here, i always avoided getting hit, missing just enough to have everyone see it ALMOST hit me, but everytime i got the ball i just tossed to the better guy closest to me (THATS WHAT SHE SAID, couldn't help it ;p)
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Lollikittie wrote...
newman3000 wrote...


Really, you've never played with a shock pen or tried a shock coller?


Nope, and nope.


lol smart move on your part, shock collars really hurt.
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newman3000 wrote...


lol smart move on your part, shock collars really hurt.


I like pain.
I just can't afford to buy such frivolous items.
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