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I lived through the first time meeting with the parents of my new g/f


to give it a serious discussion : Stupid thing that happend the first time you meet your g/f or b/f parents!. My first g/f ever, first time i eat with her parents at her place...i choked on stake. Was pretty bad
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with meeting my second girlfriend meeting her parents i some how manged to kill her moms cat.
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wow, pardon my intrusion, but that is too serious of a piece of news that i can't refuse to unreply. don't take it serious

how did u get out of the situation anyways, did u just keep it in ur throat until u got home, or did u spit it out at the dinner table?

lol, i understand awkwardness when i see it, must'd ve sucked for u
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haha i'll be in the same position as you this tuesday!
i hope i m as lucky as you!
i know you choked on stake
but hey it could be much worse! :D
just think about it this way
her parents might think your a interesting character now!
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Nah its not this current g/f i choked on stake =P That was like 5 years ago! Today nothing interesting happened. She told me i might be the first one they actually like! I've always been very good with parents. To the point where this one time, when i broke up with my last one. Her mother took my e-mail, and she wrote to me saying I was still welcomed in her house. I was totally freaked out



And killing a cat....sorry man but i Loled


Nate: well it was like cut in 2 pieces, and well for some reason there like a little thing holding both of the pieces together in my mouth, so i shallow, start choking, i just grabbed the piece still in my jaw and pulled it out of my throat.

I don't know if you understand, don't know how to corrently write the situation :P But don't worry i had time to apologize, walk to the bathroom and pull it out. That day became a day we often joked about later on
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Congrats on coming back alive! Well done soldier! :D

It's fun in some sort of way meeting the parents. You never know what to expect. Sometimes their way of life is reflected on your current partner.

I remember when I met the Dad of one of my Ex. He was fixing a TV and when he extended his hand to greet me, he faked electrocution, I just stood there in awe.
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Yushi wrote...
And killing a cat....sorry man but i Loled


did it drop good loot?
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What was stressing me at first, my g/f was all like '' Okay my mom is this and that and my dad, just look out okay'' so she's like fucking stressing me , and turns out, it was pretty smooth XD;
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Yuki-Chan wrote...
Yushi wrote...
And killing a cat....sorry man but i Loled


did it drop good loot?


heres what happened they went to get something to eat and they have a long stair case with a smooth rail. i thought to my self well i cant not do this whats the worst that could happen so im sliding down gaining speed too much speed when my feet hit thefloor i fall backwards and land on cat i yell oh shit pick up the cat which was killed instantly and shake him yelling please be okay for the love of all that is good please be okay.
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Yuki-Chan wrote...
Yushi wrote...
And killing a cat....sorry man but i Loled


did it drop good loot?


lmao, that reminds me of this:
Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8026/cccccccccccuo2.gif
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imageshack failure.
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Brittany FAKKU Production Mngr
Nothing ever interesting happened when I met my ex's mom. Except when she answered the door my jaw about hit the floor. His mom.. is hot.

Well, a few visits after she did walk in on us.. that was interesting. He came downstairs later and she told him he stinks, and to stop before I get pregnant. Of course she said this in spanish so I didn't understand. I made him translate later.

His visit with my family was the same time my moms new boyfriend visited for the first time. We lived with my grandparents at the time. My grandfather gave my ex prayer beads and said they're important to him. I made dinner. I made manicotti. Yes made, I didn't buy it in a box.

Forum Image: http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/Ziggy0taku/manicotti.jpg

Then after we just kinda took a walk in my grandfathers property and showed my ex where he meditates. I always liked that area, it was a half circle surrounded by trees.

Nothing spectacular.
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Nothing ever interesting happened when I met my ex's mom. Except when she answered the door my jaw about hit the floor. His mom.. is hot.

Well, a few visits after she did walk in on us.. that was interesting. He came downstairs later and she told him he stinks, and to stop before I get pregnant. Of course she said this in spanish so I didn't understand. I made him translate later.

His visit with my family was the same time my moms new boyfriend visited for the first time. We lived with my grandparents at the time. My grandfather gave my ex prayer beads and said they're important to him. I made dinner. I made manicotti. Yes made, I didn't buy it in a box.

Forum Image: http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/Ziggy0taku/manicotti.jpg

Then after we just kinda took a walk in my grandfathers property and showed my ex where he meditates. I always liked that area, it was a half circle surrounded by trees.

Nothing spectacular.


you made it? i cant put jelly on toast without burning it.
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Brittany FAKKU Production Mngr
animeholic1 wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Nothing ever interesting happened when I met my ex's mom. Except when she answered the door my jaw about hit the floor. His mom.. is hot.

Well, a few visits after she did walk in on us.. that was interesting. He came downstairs later and she told him he stinks, and to stop before I get pregnant. Of course she said this in spanish so I didn't understand. I made him translate later.

His visit with my family was the same time my moms new boyfriend visited for the first time. We lived with my grandparents at the time. My grandfather gave my ex prayer beads and said they're important to him. I made dinner. I made manicotti. Yes made, I didn't buy it in a box.

Forum Image: http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/Ziggy0taku/manicotti.jpg

Then after we just kinda took a walk in my grandfathers property and showed my ex where he meditates. I always liked that area, it was a half circle surrounded by trees.

Nothing spectacular.


you made it? i cant put jelly on toast without burning it.


No, that's not my official plate. I just got a pic off of google for some of you who might not know what manicotti is. But I'm not a bad cook ;p
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
animeholic1 wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Nothing ever interesting happened when I met my ex's mom. Except when she answered the door my jaw about hit the floor. His mom.. is hot.

Well, a few visits after she did walk in on us.. that was interesting. He came downstairs later and she told him he stinks, and to stop before I get pregnant. Of course she said this in spanish so I didn't understand. I made him translate later.

His visit with my family was the same time my moms new boyfriend visited for the first time. We lived with my grandparents at the time. My grandfather gave my ex prayer beads and said they're important to him. I made dinner. I made manicotti. Yes made, I didn't buy it in a box.

Forum Image: http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/Ziggy0taku/manicotti.jpg

Then after we just kinda took a walk in my grandfathers property and showed my ex where he meditates. I always liked that area, it was a half circle surrounded by trees.

Nothing spectacular.


you made it? i cant put jelly on toast without burning it.


No, that's not my official plate. I just got a pic off of google for some of you who might not know what manicotti is. But I'm not a bad cook ;p


well i was the head chef on the boat s.s. diarrhea.
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animeholic1 wrote...
Spoiler:
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Nothing ever interesting happened when I met my ex's mom. Except when she answered the door my jaw about hit the floor. His mom.. is hot.

Well, a few visits after she did walk in on us.. that was interesting. He came downstairs later and she told him he stinks, and to stop before I get pregnant. Of course she said this in spanish so I didn't understand. I made him translate later.

His visit with my family was the same time my moms new boyfriend visited for the first time. We lived with my grandparents at the time. My grandfather gave my ex prayer beads and said they're important to him. I made dinner. I made manicotti. Yes made, I didn't buy it in a box.

Forum Image: http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/Ziggy0taku/manicotti.jpg

Then after we just kinda took a walk in my grandfathers property and showed my ex where he meditates. I always liked that area, it was a half circle surrounded by trees.

Nothing spectacular.


you made it? i cant put jelly on toast without burning it.


i can't :(
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Well that's cool, glad you survived the encounter and came back with all of your HP intact, or at least most of it. /game mode?

I feel sorry for any future boyfriends that have to meet my redneck father. D: If this doesn't scare all of you guys away I don't know what will. xD

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a62/Pasithea72/DadGun.jpg

He's not so bad though once you get used to him though. xD lol!
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My ex-bf only had his mom because his dad died years before.

His mom was way too nice for her own good. Gotta love her though. <3 ^^
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Pasithea wrote...
Well that's cool, glad you survived the encounter and came back with all of your HP intact, or at least most of it. /game mode?

I feel sorry for any future boyfriends that have to meet my redneck father. D: If this doesn't scare all of you guys away I don't know what will. xD

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a62/Pasithea72/DadGun.jpg

He's not so bad though once you get used to him though. xD lol!
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My ex-bf only had his mom because his dad died years before.

His mom was way too nice for her own good. Gotta love her though. <3 ^^

omfg he has a big gun....0.0
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i wonder what he would do to us if he new what were talking to his daughter about?
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