Let's be quick

Here's a scenario i've been in a few times. And i'm curious to know if it happends to many of ya. You wake up in the morning or whatever time of day. You have 1 hours to wash / eat / dress and get to work. But you have woken up fucking horny and you just want to get that feeling out of ya. You power up your electric powered mechanical arm ( for lol's ) and wank off in record time so you can make it at work. Lately it has been happening to me alot.

1 question where do you get an mechanical wankin arm from

anyway on topic yes it happens even to the best of us

I usually wake up a bit horny. I generally just ignore it and get on with my day until I have a good wanking opportunity.

...

A cold shower does wonders, you know.

Lol, I usually keep my comp on all night for music. When I have morning wood the comp is right there.

hmmm.. i have class every 7am... i always wake up at 6:30.. if horniness levels are too high.. thats it.. fuck first period~

I wish i trully had one, would make my right arm alot less... i'm suprised i still have dick at the speed i sometimes went. I don't think it was healthy




Knowing i have a high tolerance againts cold / live in winter (my skiing). Cold doesn't do anything <.< I've already tried

Set a glass of water in the fridge/freezer.

In the morning, step into shower, pour directly on penis.

Cold resistance or not, natural biological process will redirect blood elsewhere.

Like, to the heart, in a fit of fear of "Omg the stupid bastard fell in a lake while skiing must prevent hypothermia"

Or something. I dunno.

just give in~

give in to your desires~

you know you want it~

muahahahahahaha!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

NO DNT LISTEN 2 OKAMI DO YOUR BEST 2 IGNORE IT. JACK OFF WHEN U GOT THE TIME (OUNCE AGAIN NOT MAD JUST DNT FEEL LIKE PRESSING CAPS LOCK)

1 hour?

Pshhh, I only need 5 minutes.

I fap like it's an Olympic event.

no~
your needs should not be ignored~~
muahahahaha!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

HES THE DEVIL DNT LISTEN !!!!

listen to me~
i know you want to~
it is fun~
you will love it~
hahahahaha!!!! :twisted:

DAMNIT OKAMI STOP IT YOUR CORRUPTING HIM!!!

stop me if you can~
muahahahahahaha!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

now back to the job~

do it now~

do i....

what the~!?
this is serious discussion aint it?

oh boy~
im screwed...

yes u r screwd

Don't you know lil'Von that Caps lock is cruise control for cool? Also, just slap the taste out of their mouth. I don't know who but, find someone and slap the taste out of their mouth.

On topic: I don't have this problem. I have extraordinary will power so I can resist all temptations. When I get bored I actually cut myself off from something. Either Video Games, Computer, Tv, Caffine, Fapping,etc. I get the urges to fap but, sometimes you just can't do it and you have to put it off.

things get easy actually just pay a little bit more attention on the distraction like wat would happen if u didnt attend the first period ? quite easy to kill the mood trust me

Some of us have certain priorities and fapping isn't the first thing on my mind when I wake up. Plus, why fap when you can have sex?