Comments on Loving an Onahole
ttl123 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:34 pm) +68 points
if this kind of onahole is ever made then the human race will end
Weremudfish0 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:51 pm) +32 points
well it might be for the best, since their's too many humans on earth right now :P
haruim (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:21 am) +30 points
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This...needs...a... SERIES!!!
guammastermind671 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 2:45 am) +9 points
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where can we buy this?
ZeroRequiemGX (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:48 am) +7 points
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Shit!....(Badump! Badump! Cumdump! Badump!)
I Have a feeling that this will end up like Believe Machine, My Heart is telling me it will.
That and shes a massive Cumdump.
MarcosMora (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 7:20 am) +2 points
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not quite, is just that we are cramped in big cities instead of spreaded on little ones, theres still much space left!
HARUHANA (Thu Apr 11, 2013, 1:17 pm) +1 points
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This & Believe Machine are the upgraded version of chobits & if u don't know what that is u should look it up, descent anime^-^
Phewphew (Tue May 7, 2013, 6:28 pm) +1 points
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Agreed! It's a win win scenario!
oneshott (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:48 pm) +15 points
Fully functioning wombs will be coming out in the 3.2.5104 system update.
conhowdeiser20 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 1:36 am) +9 points
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Onahole women have onahole babies, I'm afraid. That can't end well.
Blueberryhmm (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:11 am) +4 points
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i wonder if it become a series would be like
believe machine
Bossun (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 4:48 am) +3 points
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the human race will be slowly turned into onaholes
ZeroRequiemGX (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 1:07 am) +3 points
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ERROR!
Windows OS is Vista, kindly switch to 7
dudester567 (Fri Mar 22, 2013, 3:33 am) +1 points
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If onahole women have onahole babies, I don't think I'd be able to keep up...
mustnotfap (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:20 pm) +7 points
Reminds me a bit of the manga "Molester man" xD Dem onaholes.
Fap_on (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 2:57 am) +2 points
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yea, sachiko ftw man XD
SHSanji (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 2:07 pm) +2 points
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Hell yeah! I was wondering if anyone would mention her XD
sleepyaznboi (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:59 pm) +4 points
reminds you of that episode of futurama with the lucy liu bots huh?
nuohka (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 9:40 am) +3 points
Then I sincerely hope that a crazy japanese company create a superb onahole like that !

That would be a hell of a cumming apocalypse !
ZeroRequiemGX (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:21 am) +3 points
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nbYXvSKjP98

Its already ending, Otakus from All over the world are starting to mass produce.

Ironically like a Virus, not actual reproduction
AssasinZAssasin (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:33 am) +1 points
...I'd actually buy it though. i'd blow my savings, seriously, know why?
Because it fulfills my dream: Get a girlfriend.
Sighing (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 5:16 am) +1 points
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You might as well get a dog and say it's your girlfriend... Sorry but as of today's standards of what's 'normal', a girlfriend has to be human, ridiculous right ?
RTZ (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 6:23 pm) +1 points
Welp, time to put on my reaper cap!
cedet (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:47 pm) +1 points
I'd worry about the human race if this ever were to come true, then again I don't think I'll have the time to worry about anything at all. -_-"
trey_ing (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 10:41 pm) +1 points
I completely agree with you on that, but I'd get one anyway
moonation (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:02 pm) +1 points
Then it should fucking start already, I fucking want one
stocxt (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:17 pm) +1 points
I guess we've had a decent run. I'm going to buy one.
Atamisk (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:37 am) +1 points
Well, heck I'm all for this onahole, considering there is still a decrease in the marriage rate; and its still going slowly down. But on the other hand there wouldn't be any future offspring.
Sighing (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 5:13 am) +1 points
Can we have the pettanko version too ?
goldsweeper (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 6:48 am) +1 points
SOON.

* holds fingers Mr Burns style*
goldsweeper (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 6:48 am) +1 points
SOON.

* holds fingers Mr Burns style*
Ryu007 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 8:06 am) +1 points
If this was made one day, will this story become that Futurama episode. Tempting eh?
fuckgod2255 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 8:48 am) +1 points
Can some one please tell me where i can get that
ZatchKim (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:14 pm) +1 points
You kidding me? If they ever do make it, divorce rates will go down, there will be less scandals, and lives won't be scarred!
kino13 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 1:06 pm) +1 points
that broadband
we will need
for virtual sex
like the
Loving an Onahole
slaider23 (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 7:30 pm) +1 points
Mother of God....women are now obsolete O_O
Winged-Fapper (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 11:04 pm) +1 points
Yep, this doujin is sowing the seeds of our doom. So, this is how its all going to end, huh...I'm good wit dat!
AresDestroyer (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 12:16 am) +1 points
Why? Men would finally have the equivalent to what females have. The Human race would be fine as long as we donate sperm to a sperm bank. Real chicks will wind up lesbians which is how things seem to be going anyway in our world nowadays. But with this Onahole, at least we'd feel useful.
CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 6:53 am) +1 points
I wonder how many people will be like myself: too damn awkward to even make a move on a human sex toy. I hope to god it's not just me.
DmoxBlade (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 6:56 pm) +1 points
Well lit might cut down on the stupid people out there, and all the unplanned pregnancies and premature young parents so there may be an upside to this invention
Drego122294 (Sat Apr 13, 2013, 12:03 am) +1 points
Have you looked around lately? Not like humans are worth saving. -_-
Now shut up and take my money! I wants me an onahole!
Fakkuzai (Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:41 am) +1 points
"Don't cheat on your wife, use this instead"... Yes this will probably lead us into extinction...
Sgt.broski (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:40 pm) +15 points
Feeling lonely?
Tried of masturbating?Tried of paying child support?
Wife NTR you more than once?
Ever had to pay for a cheap prostitute that you don't know what STDs are waiting for you?
Are you just flat out horny?

Then today is your day! We introduce you to onahole! A props-size women that you can do for the rest of your miserable life. You've been happily married for 42 years and have 3 kids? Who gives a damn! The onahole will make you feel like you never got the ring in the 1st place! Her features are as follow;
• Automated vacuum mouth suction
• Mouth temperature settings.
• And much more!

Are you horny now? Because I know am! So what are you waiting for? Call this number! 1-(800)-ONAHOLE! Repeat 1-(800)-ONAHOLE! And when ya call in the next 10 min we'll toss you another FREE! Wait! Did he just say another one for FREE? YES I did you hopeless bastard! 2 chicks for a price of 1! So stop spanking your monkeys and call now!


[warning!] If the onahole didn't come from the box then 9 out of 10 its not a onahle its a undercover cop! To refrain from futures of getting into jail please make sure it's is delivered to your house within the box!
IcyVanillaMan (Thu Mar 21, 2013, 6:34 am) +2 points
You Sir Sgt.broski... are a god among the comments of Fakku. You have my respect and I shall support your promotion of onaholes. Your products of onaholes are much more efficent than those people advertising vaccums and cooking devices, seeing as though these onahole products have incorporated those elements.
Fakkuzai (Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:43 am) +1 points
Fakku community... Lol'd so hard, love ya guys... ^^
Fap_on (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 7:01 am) -2 points
i had to manual the automated vacuum mouth suction. is it a defect?
GarciaHopsburg (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:26 pm) +6 points
I'm goign to froze myself, please wake me up when robotic wifes (or in it's defect, living "Onahole") are commercially available
silentsnowflake (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:12 pm) +3 points
Japan hurry up...
hadnochoice (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 8:04 pm) +3 points
I'm going to explain this to all single women who are thinking. "Why would guys want a doll when there are so many women around".

Well the thing is, by nature, women are attracted to THE alpha male. Obviously there is more than one alpha out there but in any given context there's only one, meaning that the rest of the women who the alpha isn't banging have to *settle* for a regular guy.

And it hurts. Relationship dynamics are perceived as the guy having to buy the fidelity of a woman, through money, time and effort, so that she can settle for him.

And it's is horrible.

This is why guys dream of a girl that just loves them rather than one that loves the money, compliments and favors you invest on them.

And yes I know not all women are like that.
Drego122294 (Sat Apr 13, 2013, 12:07 am)
But most are. And a lot of the nice ones are annoying or ugly. The good pretty ones have all been taken by their dream guys or gang raped and turned into some black guy's sugah momma. T_T
joeshmoelb (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:20 pm) +2 points
hmm I was hoping it was actually the Nee-san tricking him.
ihatemy (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:24 pm) +2 points
I can see 2nd gen is Tenga, but what the hell was the 1st gen Onahole?
SkateDroid27 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:33 pm) +2 points
I think it is a foam rubber block with a slit.
akalopine (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:31 pm) +1 points
A fifi maybe?
DRxGHOST (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:05 pm) +1 points
Trust me, it's a bar of soap.
rule907 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:48 pm)
looks like a pocket pussy or a flesh light
Jackpot_King-777 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:30 pm) +1 points
This is the artist Fue… I don't think I'll come out of this alive. Men… wish me luck. I'M GOING IN!!!!
Voidz (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:19 pm) +1 points
Why can't be this tagged as Vanilla?
dom01374 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:28 pm) +1 points
could this be a problem to birth decline?
DeLiRiUm13 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:43 pm) +1 points
Injustice!!
Just because she's an onahole, it's not tagged VANILLA?!!!
Drego122294 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:02 pm) +1 points
What if that "The End" was a "To be Continued" instead?
Answer: it would be indescribably amazing, I would jizz my pants (again) and we would use the vanilla tag
Senjou (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 10:00 pm) +1 points
Fue oral is as amazing as always.
constant (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 10:20 pm) +1 points
Fue is just to good at making doujinshis you can allways tell his apart from the rest.
BlanketMonster (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 10:36 pm) +1 points
If only this were real...its not like I`m saving up for anything at the moment :/
moonation (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:04 pm) +1 points
Fue is now definitely on my instafave list along with Homunculus...
Darqside (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:08 pm) +1 points
I had similar frustrations installing the system files on my PS3.

It takes a while to download and install that stuff...
TetraSky (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:19 pm) +1 points
If only we were there yet... We can only buy the "shell" (real doll) right now, we just need the robotic part of it now...
bigbrown411 (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:32 pm) +1 points
I knew this was by Fue just from the title :)
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