Monshin Time
Series: Original Work
Language:
English
1,022 favorites, 6 pages
uploaded by CGrascal,
December 15, 2011
Description: "Any signs of swelling, immediately go see a doctor."
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Me: Okay.
*about a minute later*
Doctor: Okay, Mr. XXX...according to my charts, you have "a severe deformity in your genital region" that we doctors like to call "Virgin Dick"
Me: Oh my...this sounds serious.
Doctor: And you have every right to be worried. Most guys who have it and don't get treatment for it barely live to see 30.
Me: Oh, God...I don't want that to happen to me!
Doctor: Luckily for you, we were able to catch it early. That's why I'm going to prescribe you...20 MG of Paizurizine, 45 MG of Fellatiophol and 100 MG of Vaginizde. If you like I could give you a sample before you go. Is that okay with you?
Me: YEEEEEEEEESSSS!
Me: What about me doctor?! I have the same condition!
Doctor: Do you have your insurance card?
*hands card over*
Doctor: ...Ohh...sorry, your HMO doesn't cover this. I can only prescribe you FAPiniacin.
Me: Shit..where's healthcare reform when you really need it?
Me: Damn right
Me-What are you a cop?
Me:Then what do i do, doctor?
Doctor:I can only provide a temporary solution, so you must come by everyday to receive your 'treatment'!
*The Doctor is a Guy*
Me: <:C
"Come again... in a hospital? HELLS YEAH!"
"oh! may I? why thank you!" *round two ensues*
Doctor: NOO get away!!
Police: Don't worry, we have virgin dicks......
レッスンをありがとう!
*porno beat*
*guy walks into examination room*
Guy: I have a problem, Miss Doctor. A problem right HERE!
*drops pants*
Doctor: Oh my Mister Patient! I'll have to examine this... thoroughly. *licks lips*
*bow-chicka-wow-wow
And I don't even like western porn! Goddammit. I can't stop laughing at the disconnect between the Japanese manga artstyle and western porn sensibilities though.
Then I read it.