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December 15, 2011
"Any signs of swelling, immediately go see a doctor."
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(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:30 am)
Assistant: The doctor will be with you shortly.
*about a minute later*
Doctor: Okay, Mr. XXX...according to my charts, you have "a severe deformity in your genital region" that we doctors like to call "Virgin Dick"
Me: Oh my...this sounds serious.
Doctor: And you have every right to be worried. Most guys who have it and don't get treatment for it barely live to see 30.
Me: Oh, God...I don't want that to happen to me!
Doctor: Luckily for you, we were able to catch it early. That's why I'm going to prescribe you...20 MG of Paizurizine, 45 MG of Fellatiophol and 100 MG of Vaginizde. If you like I could give you a sample before you go. Is that okay with you?
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 8:35 am)
*bursts into the room*
Me: What about me doctor?! I have the same condition!
Doctor: Do you have your insurance card?
*hands card over*
Doctor: ...Ohh...sorry, your HMO doesn't cover this. I can only prescribe you FAPiniacin.
Me: Shit..where's healthcare reform when you really need it?
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:53 am)
Welcome to Canada!!!!
(Wed Dec 21, 2011, 8:36 am)
Doctor: "EEK, I'm gonna be fucked!"
Me: Damn right
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 8:49 pm)
Me:Hold on here's my other card
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 4:22 am)
what is this i don't even...
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 7:48 am)
????-Sir I dont think you should be taking that much.
Me-What are you a cop?
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:22 am)
20 MG of Paizurizine, 45 MG of Fellatiophol and 100 MG of Vaginizde. +1
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:02 am)
Doctor: There is no cure for this disease.
Me:Then what do i do, doctor?
Doctor:I can only provide a temporary solution, so you must come by everyday to receive your 'treatment'!
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:20 pm)
Me: AW! I want join~~
(Thu Nov 14, 2013, 7:32 am)
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 12:21 pm)
I understand your troubles, I also had this condition until I arrived at this hospital. *pats on the back* This place is great!
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 4:14 pm)
*Go to his local Hospital*
*The Doctor is a Guy*
(Fri Sep 20, 2013, 5:08 pm)
SHE WANT JUST YOUR DICK IN HER MAKO
(Sat Jul 13, 2013, 2:29 pm)
Now that's a check up I would forward to!
(Sun Apr 7, 2013, 2:29 am)
kinda looks like erza
(Wed Jan 4, 2012, 10:32 pm)
I'd come back everyday
(Mon Dec 19, 2011, 12:37 am)
She kinda looks like Erza. Agree?
(Sun Dec 18, 2011, 8:50 pm)
tag says nurse, boy screaming doctor.... o.O
(Sun Dec 18, 2011, 6:08 pm)
She is very simillar to the dentist in Horrible Bosses (2011)
(Sat Dec 17, 2011, 5:17 pm)
I wonder how many times i fapped... lost count after 8..
(Sat Dec 17, 2011, 12:18 am)
"Show me your dick", "Wait! I dont get the meaning..."
What a dumbass...
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:11 pm)
wheres my doctor
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:00 pm)
ME: Doc is this normal!?
DOCTOR: Wat, wat is it?
ME: My dick is being censored!
Plz, censoring is a serious matter, but we can fight it if u call
1-800-likestofap and make a donation. Plz, think of the viewers.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 6:17 pm)
I have phimosis, it needs to be treated NOW.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:39 pm)
I love these ppl's comments xD lmao so funny
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:04 pm)
When I saw that woman who have red hair + updo + nurse: INSTANT FAVE!!!
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:25 am)
Police: Doctor! We would like you to open the door now! "bang bang" We heard that you have been taking some virgin dicks!
Doctor: NOO get away!!
Police: Don't worry, we have virgin dicks......
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:22 am)
that's one perverted doctor.
But I like her.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:00 am)
She resembles Mizuho Kazami... With the hairstyle...
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 7:54 am)
Very poor writing. if not for the CGRascal tag, i'd think it was a rewrite.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:51 am)
This is going into New Folder
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:37 am)
i think she didnt mean COME again again getting in the hospital....
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:32 am)
"EEK! I'm going to be fucked!"
Make sure you all yell this constantly from now on.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:51 am)
I saw a sultry looking red-head with a nice chest, and my hand moved the mouse to the Big Green Button without me even thinking about it.
Then I read it.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:25 am)
6 pages. 6 solid pages of 70's porno vibe. Now all we need is appropriate music.
*guy walks into examination room*
Guy: I have a problem, Miss Doctor. A problem right HERE!
Doctor: Oh my Mister Patient! I'll have to examine this... thoroughly. *licks lips*
And I don't even like western porn! Goddammit. I can't stop laughing at the disconnect between the Japanese manga artstyle and western porn sensibilities though.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:25 am)
The look on the doctors face just screams: I´M GONNA REIPU U LONG TIME!!!!
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:18 am)
Ah, my favorite kind of hentai. Young virgin boy loses virginity to hot and sexy older women.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:03 am)
Man, that Tyranosaurus always comes up with this rofl stuff.. *salute
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 2:41 am)
Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case of humping you!
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:27 am)
to come again, or to cum again?
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:17 am)
I once had a hot doctor when I went to the hospital but she was one of the scary ones, the ones you just knew did weird experiments in their free time and would seduce you just to experiment on you. And that children is why I don't like hospitals.
(Fri Dec 16, 2011, 12:44 am)
Virgin dick! Virgin dick! Virgin cum!