Monshin Time

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    CGrascal on December 15, 2011
    "Any signs of swelling, immediately go see a doctor."
    Comments on Monshin Time
    Top Comments
    Tyranosaurus_Secks (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:30 am) +92 points
    Assistant: The doctor will be with you shortly.
    Me: Okay.
    *about a minute later*
    Doctor: Okay, Mr. XXX...according to my charts, you have "a severe deformity in your genital region" that we doctors like to call "Virgin Dick"
    Me: Oh my...this sounds serious.
    Doctor: And you have every right to be worried. Most guys who have it and don't get treatment for it barely live to see 30.
    Me: Oh, God...I don't want that to happen to me!
    Doctor: Luckily for you, we were able to catch it early. That's why I'm going to prescribe you...20 MG of Paizurizine, 45 MG of Fellatiophol and 100 MG of Vaginizde. If you like I could give you a sample before you go. Is that okay with you?
    Jura445 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 8:35 am) +51 points
    *bursts into the room*
    Me: What about me doctor?! I have the same condition!
    Doctor: Do you have your insurance card?
    *hands card over*
    Doctor: ...Ohh...sorry, your HMO doesn't cover this. I can only prescribe you FAPiniacin.
    Me: Shit..where's healthcare reform when you really need it?
    austin8449 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:53 am) +18 points
    Welcome to Canada!!!!
    Saul Astrolis (Wed Dec 21, 2011, 8:36 am) +2 points
    Doctor: "EEK, I'm gonna be fucked!"
    Me: Damn right
    hardyboy74 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 8:49 pm) +2 points
    Me:Hold on here's my other card
    ownusohard (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 4:22 am) +4 points
    what is this i don't even...
    otakuotaku (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 7:48 am) +3 points
    ????-Sir I dont think you should be taking that much.
    Me-What are you a cop?
    Fate-Sama (Fri Sep 5, 2014, 12:41 pm) +1 points
    Officer: Yes. Yes I am.
    fakkreader (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:22 am) +3 points
    20 MG of Paizurizine, 45 MG of Fellatiophol and 100 MG of Vaginizde. +1
    AssasinZAssasin (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:02 am) +2 points
    Doctor: There is no cure for this disease.
    Me:Then what do i do, doctor?
    Doctor:I can only provide a temporary solution, so you must come by everyday to receive your 'treatment'!
    ZekromDarkHero (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:20 pm) +1 points
    Me: AW! I want join~~
    secretsecret1123 (Thu Nov 14, 2013, 7:32 am) +1 points
    Healthcare plzzzzz
    KnightofNight (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 12:21 pm) +1 points
    I understand your troubles, I also had this condition until I arrived at this hospital. *pats on the back* This place is great!
    TheCuban (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 4:14 pm) +6 points
    *Go to his local Hospital*
    *The Doctor is a Guy*
    Me: <:C
    Recent Comments
    Fate-Sama (Fri Sep 5, 2014, 12:42 pm) +1 points
    Any signs of swelling immediately go see a doctor... THE DOCTOR IS WHY I AM HAVING THIS SWELLING DAMMIT!
    MasterBroneko (Fri Sep 5, 2014, 12:02 am) +1 points
    "Come by again"... that sounds familiar... OH MY GOD SHE'S NURSE JOY!!!
    SUPERHELL (Fri Sep 20, 2013, 5:08 pm) +1 points
    EagleHook (Sat Jul 13, 2013, 2:29 pm) +1 points
    Now that's a check up I would forward to!
    B!6B^N6^XL3 (Sun Apr 7, 2013, 2:29 am) +1 points
    kinda looks like erza
    berserkgatts (Wed Jan 4, 2012, 10:32 pm) +1 points
    I'd come back everyday
    marc.1337 (Mon Dec 19, 2011, 12:37 am) +1 points
    She kinda looks like Erza. Agree?
    Mak3itgud (Sun Dec 18, 2011, 8:50 pm) +1 points
    tag says nurse, boy screaming doctor.... o.O
    nadepsine (Sun Dec 18, 2011, 6:08 pm) +1 points
    She is very simillar to the dentist in Horrible Bosses (2011)
    Lilliputti (Sat Dec 17, 2011, 5:17 pm) +1 points
    I wonder how many times i fapped... lost count after 8..
    grar564 (Sat Dec 17, 2011, 12:18 am) +1 points
    "Show me your dick", "Wait! I dont get the meaning..."
    What a dumbass...
    Mouzhappy (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:11 pm) +1 points
    wheres my doctor
    Fenrir_sama (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:00 pm) +1 points
    ME: Doc is this normal!?
    DOCTOR: Wat, wat is it?
    ME: My dick is being censored!
    Plz, censoring is a serious matter, but we can fight it if u call
    1-800-likestofap and make a donation. Plz, think of the viewers.
    agentdonut (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 6:17 pm) +1 points
    I have phimosis, it needs to be treated NOW.
    Potadotss (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:39 pm) +1 points
    I love these ppl's comments xD lmao so funny
    Z1ng1s (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:04 pm) +2 points
    When I saw that woman who have red hair + updo + nurse: INSTANT FAVE!!!
    Bigmac11 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:25 am) +2 points
    Police: Doctor! We would like you to open the door now! "bang bang" We heard that you have been taking some virgin dicks!
    Doctor: NOO get away!!
    Police: Don't worry, we have virgin dicks......
    harima22108 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:22 am) +1 points
    that's one perverted doctor.
    But I like her.
    VelvetPhantom (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 10:00 am) +1 points
    She resembles Mizuho Kazami... With the hairstyle...
    Rusty Hammer (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 7:54 am) +1 points
    Very poor writing. if not for the CGRascal tag, i'd think it was a rewrite.
    Kentaro51 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:51 am) +1 points
    This is going into New Folder
    WertoBR (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:37 am) +1 points
    i think she didnt mean COME again again getting in the hospital....
    CountCasimir (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 5:32 am) +1 points
    "EEK! I'm going to be fucked!"

    Make sure you all yell this constantly from now on.
    Megadeus (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:51 am) +1 points
    I saw a sultry looking red-head with a nice chest, and my hand moved the mouse to the Big Green Button without me even thinking about it.
    Then I read it.
    ShadowrazoR (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:25 am) +1 points
    6 pages. 6 solid pages of 70's porno vibe. Now all we need is appropriate music.

    *porno beat*
    *guy walks into examination room*
    Guy: I have a problem, Miss Doctor. A problem right HERE!
    *drops pants*
    Doctor: Oh my Mister Patient! I'll have to examine this... thoroughly. *licks lips*

    And I don't even like western porn! Goddammit. I can't stop laughing at the disconnect between the Japanese manga artstyle and western porn sensibilities though.
    panzerkitsune (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:25 am) +1 points
    The look on the doctors face just screams: I´M GONNA REIPU U LONG TIME!!!!
    calamariman (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:18 am) +1 points
    Ah, my favorite kind of hentai. Young virgin boy loses virginity to hot and sexy older women.
    Sam-U-Rai (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 3:03 am) +1 points
    Man, that Tyranosaurus always comes up with this rofl stuff.. *salute
    Geminiman005 (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 2:41 am) +1 points
    Doctor doctor, give me the news! I've got a bad case of humping you!
    batubara65kg (Fri Dec 16, 2011, 1:27 am) +1 points
    to come again, or to cum again?
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