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The Secret Love Match Sample
Comments on The Secret Love Match
pspkiller626 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 5:55 am) +91 points
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Anyone wonder HOW THE HELL DID THE STUDENTS NOT SEE THE TEACHER CARRYING A NAKED GIRL OUTTA THE CLASSROOM?
Silrael (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:06 am) +106 points
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he's a ninja dude all japanese people can do that
vampyz3 (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 10:10 pm) +18 points
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I'm Japanese, I'm a ninja. I approve of this Comment.
Wassup432 (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 12:03 am) +16 points
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Y'all confusing racism with stereotypes just saying
OtakuGod (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:32 am) +15 points
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Ah, that racist comment made my day.
Silrael (Thu Mar 29, 2012, 10:31 am) +5 points
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What you guys saw on page 4 wasn't him it was an afterimage of him dashing to the door. All the student's were like: "wait, did he just carry a naked... nah, can't be."
GiganoRinnegan (Sat Mar 24, 2012, 9:32 am) +6 points
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Silrael: "he's a ninja dude, all japane-"
ME: SILRAEL!! DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN!!>.<
Silrael: what, why?
MEL EVER!!!

thumbs up if u know da reference.

otherwise:

me: (as if it never happened) dude, totally. Like, all my jap friends can ninja their way outta a sushi roll, with no pants, and not get caught. DAMN....
TheKingOfJames (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 10:08 am) +2 points
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I'm a ninja and I cant do that T_T it must be that he's from Japan.
insanedrunkenbaby (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 1:43 pm) +2 points
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eh if its true racism then hes supposed to have a small dick and his lips are supposed to stop moving 5 seconds after sound stops coming from his mouth...
insanedrunkenbaby (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:16 pm) +1 points
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psst sprite: this was originally in japanese rite? and is been converted to english rite? just like... *gasp* an english dubover.... sooo yah same concept applies me thinks
Aaalex135 (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 12:52 am) +1 points
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it's an awesome stereotype :D
Dr._Strangelove (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 11:35 pm) +1 points
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ACTION JACKSON APPROVES THIS COMMENT!
lonelysamurai (Tue Jun 26, 2012, 9:48 pm) +1 points
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Oi! Just keep in mind that ninja-ism is not restricted to the Japanese... I do it quite well, and I'm American :D
Sprite (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 4:51 pm)
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That's only if he's being dubbed in English.
grny (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 12:12 am)
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no they arnt i lived in japan for 6 years i would know they arent
Gubi (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 2:48 pm) +19 points
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"Don't you worry about me, I'm just carrying a naked, dripping girl under my arm with my pants half down and my hard-on sticking out, aaaannnnd I'll be back in a few minutes. Oh, and good luck on your test by the way. BRB."
...
me-WTF just happenned?
the students-wut? Happens all the time here.
me-oh, damn,...right... JAPAN...
DammitJanet (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 3:59 pm) +10 points
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1. They assumed she was the blow up doll/mascot and the teacher was putting her back in the equipment room
or
2. Sensei has done this before and quite often
MegaTenLove (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 12:46 pm) +8 points
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They knew they'd all get a passing grade if they let the teacher pass through to grade his girlfriend's pussy an A+
AssasinZAssasin (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:43 am) +4 points
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err, too focused on the exam? most times, unless they're gripping their head in desperation, they are staring at the paper...?
Dr._Strangelove (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 11:32 pm) +3 points
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They must be so desensitized to shit like that happening in Japan that they didn't even see it.
pyonPyonWarp-kun (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 1:01 am) +2 points
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-_- they are busy answering the entrance exam... hahaha
SirSpamalot (Fri Mar 30, 2012, 5:34 pm) +2 points
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porn/hentai logic
Big-One-Warrior (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:21 am) +1 points
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or how the hell she got there and him NOT know it... Thats hentai for ya
viper2003923 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 2:28 pm) +2 points
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well theres two possible explanations for that... either 1) HE KNEW she was there, or 2) she managed to ninja him out of his pants, underware, and get him hard before he even realized wth happened xD im gonna go with option 1, just my opinion though xD
WertoBR (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:46 am) +1 points
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they were doing a test when you are there 2 options
1- You are focused
2-Thinkong that you could be fucking youe GF now (well at least for me)
lordzenchi (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 3:20 pm) +1 points
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lol i think they did see but are either too stressed about the test or think they will get an A since the teacher will prob not like them to tell anyone about that...
SavageBJ (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 3:32 pm) +1 points
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Must have been a really evil test if they weren't able to notice.
viper2003923 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:21 pm) +1 points
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especially with all the groaning ad moaning he was doing xD
883377779999 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:04 pm) +1 points
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"ANYONE WHO FREAKING LOOK UP WILL RECEIVE ZERO AS WELL AS EXPELLED FOR CHEATING"
misaseh098 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 7:36 pm) +1 points
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one word = Asian
RyuHeart (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:03 pm) +1 points
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she was obviously getting extra credit! wat better way to make up missed work than sex
Rito Ayasaki (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:43 pm) +1 points
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Background characters aren't supposed to do anything but fill in the empty space.
Dark Onion (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:16 pm) +1 points
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Just a normal day in Japan. They see that kind of stuff everyday so it does not bother them.
pervkitty (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 12:30 am) +1 points
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lol, what's more amazing is how did he not notice a naked girl giving him a blow job under the desk and somehow mistook if for someone chewing gum.
vladbitter (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 1:07 am) +1 points
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yea hes just going all splinter cell carrying a naked girl
xdark1ce (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 3:27 am) +1 points
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That's doujin-logic for yah.
ikazuchiryu (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 11:59 pm) +1 points
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he probably told them before "if you see me carrying a naked girl out of the room and not report me, i'll give you all A+'s"
Lordransom (Mon Mar 26, 2012, 7:16 am) +1 points
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You would be surprised how common this is for sense, :)
aoi kisuke (Mon Mar 26, 2012, 7:24 am) +1 points
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yeah , you're rite . i'm thinking about that too -___-"
grny (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 12:14 am) +1 points
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aaaaaawwwww yyyeeeeaaahhh FTW!?!? XD
2easy4AgEnT (Wed Mar 28, 2012, 3:49 pm) +1 points
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Well they just pretended for not noticing because its an advantage for them lol
Shinsou Kanashimi (Fri Mar 30, 2012, 7:25 pm) +1 points
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Well have you seen the logic of Hentai?.. There is NONE!
Nickky-chan (Mon Apr 2, 2012, 9:25 pm) +1 points
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Supposedly they were all looking at their test lol I always look at the teacher while taking a test so I don't know lol
Khayerei (Wed Apr 18, 2012, 9:31 am) +1 points
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it's either:
1) He's a Ninja and went to stealth mode...
2) everyone was too busy with the exams...
3) exam was too difficult that they thought they where having an Illusion...
Lordransom (Sat Mar 24, 2012, 4:36 pm)
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Have you ever tried it yourself..O.o...??
EdMX (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 5:38 am) +16 points
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Ever wondered why your teachers hated when you chewed gum in class? A possible explanation?

Maybe?

No?

Nothing to do here~

Oh wait.
Come bug/chat with us in real time.
http://gteam.fakku.net/?page_id=616

-Tech
Damienthedevil (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 5:48 am) +6 points
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I will bug u~~~
Miker7 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:09 am) +7 points
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I ROFTL when I read that her name is "Mineta", because in my language (Polish) it's a colloquial word that means blowjob. >.
jdlov3 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:00 am) +4 points
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if that actually happen I would get flashes in my memmory thinking I saw a naked girl witch I pressumed for a briefcase
ayoubjezine (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:38 am) +5 points
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"not sure if naked girl or sensei's briefcase" ? xD
djmp (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:42 am) +3 points
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Mirror if Fakku! one does not work: http://www.mediafire.com/?6eele9ep3oxcoh2
Glasswing (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 7:58 am) +3 points
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"Well class I'm off to have sex now. Carry on with your test"
Chippai_B85 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:27 am) +3 points
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so... chewing gum during class is bad but chewing cum is not :D
Robinhood1337 (Thu Mar 22, 2012, 10:12 am) +1 points
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Reminds me of this pic:

engrishfunny.failblog.org/2008/09/08/engrish-its-a-filthy-habit-anyway/
XD
MysticPhantom0137 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 5:49 am) +2 points
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If only teaching was that good who would want any other job.
AssasinZAssasin (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:43 am) +1 points
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Great...All it needs to be perfect is Vanilla!
sogoro (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 6:51 am) +1 points
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"checking under the table" :((((( nothing there!
batubara65kg (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:26 am) +1 points
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Wait... sothe teacher just lifted a naked girl, put her under his arm, and went off to the equipment room, in front of the class, in broad daylight, and no one noticed?
WhatsHenTie (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 9:16 am) +1 points
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How did she get there in the first place? O:
viper2003923 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:04 am) +1 points
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well, considering the state of undress she was in by page 1, im gonna say snuck in a few minutes before class started xD
SCUBUSS90 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 9:49 am) +1 points
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they look funy...weird cople hehe..
Luna/wind (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 9:56 am) +1 points
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Lol at 2 things: 1, that fact he didn't realize the gum sound was his... ehem, and 2, the running out the door XD
zeromaraku (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 10:44 am) +1 points
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Hahah "I need to head over to the equipment room" With "Goodluck class!" EPIC!!!! XD
nuohka (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 11:45 am) +1 points
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He walked in the alley with a naked girl ?
Littshepkid (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 12:53 pm) +1 points
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Lol this id like the one where the 2 were fucking in the car and no one noticed lol
marzie11 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 1:44 pm) +1 points
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"Nothing to do here"
shazzinator177 (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 1:53 pm) +1 points
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Truly amazing artwork and funny as hell! instant favorite
The Rater (Wed Mar 21, 2012, 2:47 pm) +1 points
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I hereby bestow the rating 8 and a half/10 upon this doujin.
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