Comments on Two Dimensions Girlfriend
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    DenimGiant (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 12:37 am) +122 points
    There's a joke somewhere in here about Television...
    FuzzleWuzzle (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 12:52 am) +316 points
    *Has sex with girl inside television*
    This is why i use...
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    (⌐■_■) DirectTV
    7192gil (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 3:24 pm) +166 points
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    Fakku; come for the hentai stay for the comments
    ghost27 (Wed Nov 28, 2012, 12:05 pm) +72 points
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    LOL he is fucking a GHOST?
    (•_•) That's what I call ...
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    (⌐■_■) A Sexorcist
    bionic*Love (Sat Nov 3, 2012, 12:59 pm) +117 points
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    Cursed DVD. Beautiful Girls comes out. Rapes her?
    ( •_•) That's what I call ...

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■) A GHOST BUSTER.

    YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    godsend (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 1:46 am) +169 points
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    Comcast should do this.
    It should be called:
    (•_•) Sex.
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    (⌐■_■) On Demand.
    blazer168 (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 11:47 pm) +45 points
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    I love this community
    godsend (Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:11 pm) +72 points
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    I'm sorry, but I was looking over these comments again, and this came to mind. I had to post it:
    Fucking a female ghost?
    (•_•) Now that's what I call.
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    (⌐■_■) The Sexth Sense.
    blsphmfighteralex (Thu Jan 24, 2013, 7:47 pm) +43 points
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    (•_•)Looks like he
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    (⌐■_■)Installed the cable
    jasa159357 (Mon Dec 10, 2012, 12:21 am) +20 points
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    God damn these comments are funny! We aren't just pervs! We are pervs with a great sense of humor!
    Megadeus (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 7:28 am) +21 points
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    Finally, people here using that meme right.
    The-Loli-Hunter (Wed Mar 27, 2013, 2:54 am) +19 points
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    You Could Say That He...
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    (⌐■_■) Plugged In The Power
    alchemist (Sat Nov 3, 2012, 12:04 pm) +8 points
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    "What I'm going to rape you in the off chance she's into that shit?"

    Now I know Louis CK was talking about hentai logic.
    veldor (Thu Nov 8, 2012, 7:12 am) +4 points
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    LMFAO YOU GUYS
    lupface (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 1:38 am) +7 points
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    YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Ayea28 (Sun Nov 4, 2012, 11:42 pm) +2 points
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    Thank you. Just...thank you.
    gimokes (Sat Nov 30, 2013, 10:53 pm) +2 points
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    Fuck a girl from inside the tv?
    that what i call...
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    (⌐■_■)Smart TV
    AlcatrazlTHl (Sun Sep 15, 2013, 7:16 am) +2 points
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    (⌐■_■)
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    (•_•) it's enough
    TheFapMobile27 (Fri Aug 16, 2013, 4:10 am) +2 points
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    Forcefully thrusted in that girls womb
    Looks like he couldn't wait so he...

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    Plugged it in
    raishii (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 4:53 am) +2 points
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    I thank you, I haven't laughed hat hard in awhile.
    Corekt-Ma-Spellin-Mistake (Mon Apr 28, 2014, 12:04 pm) +1 points
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    *Has sex with a tv ghost*
    You could say
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    (⌐■_■) It was a bit of a turn on >_>
    Caboose852 (Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:14 am) +1 points
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    amazing
    Okami Ranir (Fri Apr 12, 2013, 2:23 pm) +1 points
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    lmao damn funny
    Darksoul of manga (Mon Apr 1, 2013, 2:16 pm) +1 points
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    this is is why I love Japan they have so much to offer in manga and they turnd a movie that dumbass friends freaked me out with into the best manga I've read tv. Ghost I love you!!
    ChargingUp (Sat Mar 16, 2013, 5:32 pm) +1 points
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    HELL YEAH!!!
    Deathhappens (Tue Sep 24, 2013, 4:14 am) +1 points
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    Truer words have never been spoken.
    far_east (Sat Feb 9, 2013, 5:56 am) +1 points
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    you all just made my day
    Mr.Rin Tomoru (Thu Mar 28, 2013, 3:17 pm) -12 points
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    Let's we watch...
    DirectTV with( •_•)
    this glasses(⌐■_■)
    Mr.Rin Tomoru (Thu Mar 28, 2013, 3:16 pm) -10 points
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    I think thats.. ( •_•)
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    (⌐■_■) A 2D girl
    Mr.Rin Tomoru (Thu Mar 28, 2013, 3:14 pm) -13 points
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    I'm posting it now...
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    hmm.. ( •_•)
    I think... ( •_•)
    (⌐■_■)PATRICK!
    2disnew3d (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 10:33 am) +9 points
    TV has never been more hi-def
    TheLegrndary_Sword (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 8:46 am) +7 points
    Looks like he has touch screen in HD!
    zalumain (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 7:56 pm) +4 points
    this is how you combat against the grudge. XP
    polarpwn (Wed Apr 17, 2013, 5:56 pm) +3 points
    Alucard once said only humans can defeat monsters
    LusterKole (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 3:14 am) +4 points
    umm my question is.... how do u fuck a ghost?
    Bliixx (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 9:59 am) +43 points
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    Where there is a will, there is the ability to fuck anything.
    godsend (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 7:02 am) +14 points
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    Well, first you use Mage Armor on your dick...
    (Sorry, but I couldn't resist the D&D reference :P)
    soul_999 (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 5:30 am) +10 points
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    Doesn't matter had sex
    Imnhbody (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 8:46 pm) +3 points
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    Hentai logic. Laws of physics need not apply.
    JadenYuki (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 3:15 am) +2 points
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    ask Teichii Niiya
    He should give a nice insight on that :p
    Paracelsus (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 10:00 am) +2 points
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    One thing though: she's a 2D character in a 2D story. Does that make her 1D?
    nyankirby360 (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 10:36 am) +1 points
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    @paracelsus yo dawg http://tanakamusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Xzibit-Yo-Dawg.jpg
    Classy Cthulhu (Sat Sep 28, 2013, 3:15 am) +1 points
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    Well it did come from an eroge collection....
    Nurarihyon (Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:06 am) +3 points
    Fucking a girl in a TV ? now that's what I call...
    (•_•) Sex.
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■) 3D

    YYYYEAAAAAAH !
    JETJK3 (Mon Nov 12, 2012, 8:05 pm) +2 points
    Aghhh person coming out of the television FALCON PUNCH ("-")>>
    mtlrpzkpfw (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 1:25 am) +1 points
    maybe it has to do with waifus
    OtaNick (Thu Mar 28, 2013, 10:00 pm) +1 points
    YOu people are awesome. anyone else think this needs a vanila tag?
    UncleFrenchFries (Sun Jun 1, 2014, 1:10 pm) +1 points
    He fucked a sadako-looking ghost girl?
    I guess he went for...
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    (⌐■_■) The Ring.
    BAITMASTER (Sat Dec 15, 2012, 5:42 am) +1 points
    so much WIN here!
    whaleiam (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 11:06 am) -6 points
    what about
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    (⌐■_■) 3D TV
    njmanga (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 12:20 am) +50 points
    http://www.mediafire.com/?lnxcb10cck5ovea
    cybuster100 (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 12:34 am) +20 points
    Someone here keeps downvoting people. Either he has something better to say or he's just bitching and thinking that our comments are just shit.
    Kyousuke (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 1:46 am) +12 points
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    take my upvotes. im not using them
    Amvdood (Sat Nov 3, 2012, 2:17 am) +6 points
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    Its dangerous to go alone, take my upvotes!
    AssasinZAssasin (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 12:49 am) +5 points
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    There are people like that all over, just ignore them...Give them notice/rage they enjoy it, no?
    machinaforce (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 7:46 am) +2 points
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    yea its been happening to me too but you know haters gonna hate
    machinaforce (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 7:46 am)
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    yea its been happening to me too but you know haters gonna hate
    Marius (Fri Nov 2, 2012, 9:58 pm)
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    take my upvotes too, I haven't use it for awhile
    Omega-24 (Wed Mar 27, 2013, 12:52 am) +2 points
    It's dead. ;~;
    alvaradorocks (Wed May 8, 2013, 5:27 am) +1 points
    Broken...
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    Satorere (Thu May 22, 2014, 7:59 am) +1 points
    RIP Lusty lady
    OZ-13MS Epyon (Sat May 10, 2014, 4:03 pm) +2 points
    "A vampire once said humans are always the ones who defeat the monsters."
    I'm pretty sure that's a Hellsing reference?
    iEvilPanduh (Tue Apr 22, 2014, 9:29 pm) +1 points
    I've never been given a reason to bookmark hentai up until now.
    Soren_Mueller (Tue Apr 22, 2014, 4:37 am) +1 points
    as a NEET myself... I DEMAND A CURSED DVD!!!
    FoxFaeez (Sun Apr 6, 2014, 1:54 pm) +1 points
    Page 13, nuff said
    FelixTheTabby (Thu Feb 20, 2014, 8:30 pm) +1 points
    Stockholmes syndrome, anyone?
    jhyzel (Mon Dec 30, 2013, 6:50 am) +1 points
    Moe overload !!!!! I'm Cummings *pant * pant.... Good stuff man, good stuff
    Harakudoshi (Thu Dec 26, 2013, 5:55 am) +4 points
    When there's someone strange giving you morning wood, who you gonna call? The ghost fucker!
    When there's someone weird, but she looks kinda good. Who you gonna call? Ghost fucker!
    I ain't fraid of no ghost
    I ain't fraid of no ghost
    When a cold breeze makes you cum in your bed, who you gonna call? The ghost fucker!
    An invisible woman giving you head. Who can you call? The ghost fucker!
    I aint fraid of no ghost
    I ain't fraid of no ghost
    If you think you all alone, then you hear a moan.
    Then call the ghost fucker!
    I ain't afraid of no ghost
    I hear they like virgin boys
    I ain't afraid of no ghost
    Who you gonna call? Ghost fucker!
    When you've had a dose
    Of a freaky ghost babe
    You better call the ghost fucker.
    I ain't afraid of no ghost.
    The spectral harem won't leave you alone
    And they pin you to the floor
    Unless you can cum some more,
    You better just call the ghost fucker!
    Who you gonna call? Ghost fucker!
    Who can you call? The ghost fucker!
    You better call him, the ghost fucker!
    TheDarkness1994 (Wed Dec 4, 2013, 10:56 am) +1 points
    Hentai Logic: Rape is okay as long as it ends with an orgasm and the two people fall in love.
    surerman (Sun Nov 3, 2013, 2:21 am) +1 points
    dunno why but fakku link never work for me again since 2012 ended. May some one share the fap to another link?.

    Hmm....so the lesson we've got is if you see cute ghost don't think with your head, but use your "another head"....I see... I see...

    (currently looking around for any cute female ghost in my 15 years abandoned Building...ready to rape and propose)

    "heereee..ghostly ghostly ghostly.....I have a stick for you.."
    FAKKUbecomeREALITY (Sat Nov 2, 2013, 3:03 pm) +1 points
    lucky bastard
    flipside.h (Mon Oct 21, 2013, 6:14 pm) +1 points
    That Midnight Channel sure is something...
    Soren_Mueller (Tue Apr 22, 2014, 4:38 am) +1 points
    huh... a Persona reference...
    koichiknowsmahn (Sat Aug 10, 2013, 3:00 pm) +1 points
    When I read this, I instantly thought: "Man, he stole my idea!"

    By far, one of my favorite reads. And don't forget 'bout the comments, gave me a good laugh. I'll keep this FOREVER AND EVER. LOLI! LOLI! LOLI!
    Nanoman172 (Tue Aug 6, 2013, 2:37 am) +1 points
    Did anybody else pronounce her name "sodomy".
    Shannagins (Wed Jul 10, 2013, 3:13 am) +1 points
    Its abtotal vanilla. Awsome
    ?????20 (Mon Jul 8, 2013, 8:48 pm)
    I say you have to be brave to fuck a ghost chick. Death might follow
    dairicrion (Sun Jun 16, 2013, 11:21 pm) +1 points
    Page 7= Dammm... a Hellsing Quote
    jack122 (Thu May 30, 2013, 4:16 am) +1 points
    fuck man.. were could i buy cd that i can pull girls out and fuck them...
    animangafan342 (Thu May 30, 2013, 3:22 am) +1 points
    it's so nice when one puts forced and vanilla together. they're like two sides of the same coin...
    EagleHook (Mon May 20, 2013, 6:53 pm) +1 points
    Lol
    This guy is my role-model!
    fappmaster52 (Tue May 14, 2013, 6:56 pm) +1 points
    noone realizes her name is a play on the word sodomy...pretty clever tetsuna...preeeettty clever
    norseSteel (Tue May 14, 2013, 12:51 am) +1 points
    Dafuq did I just fap to?
    GarciaFever (Thu May 9, 2013, 9:23 pm) +1 points
    Lol the instant I saw the page where the girl came out of the tv I remember the video Scary Movie 3 where the black girl says:

    "Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!"

    And both of them start fighting.
    ಠ_ರೃ (Wed May 8, 2013, 9:04 pm) +1 points
    ಠ_ರೃ
    Hamarchy (Wed May 8, 2013, 6:07 am) +1 points
    So, NOBODY caught the name pun?
    Not one person?
    Well shit, I guess its up to me to point it out:
    Sadami=Sodomy
    Skylotus (Mon Aug 26, 2013, 2:02 am) +1 points
    What's Sodomy?
    Hamarchy (Sun Sep 29, 2013, 11:20 pm) +1 points
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    "Sodomy" is an archaic term for anal sex.
    mackdirt (Wed May 8, 2013, 12:33 am) +1 points
    am i the only one who caught that hellsing reference?
    TurtleClover (Tue May 7, 2013, 11:31 pm) +3 points
    Wants 2-D girlfriend = She appears.
    Gets turned on = Legal rape
    Asks to get married to ghost girl = They become a couple
    GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING METAL!
    HentaiHimeNeko (Wed May 1, 2013, 12:13 am) +1 points
    The comments are so funny!
    ThousandBlade (Mon Apr 15, 2013, 8:31 am) +1 points
    i need to find this kind of cd..
    Skylotus (Mon Apr 15, 2013, 1:26 am) +1 points
    Shouldn't there be vanilla tag to?
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