Statistically NP - FREE SCRIPTS FOR ALL!

Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 15, 2014 at 4:14 am
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And now, for something completely different.

Free scripts for all!

I'm posting up all my unedited scripts at Statistically NP. Free for anyone to do what they wish with, whether you just want to read them or whether you want to try your hand at the marvellous art of editing porn. :)

I'll link as much of it here as I can, but some isn't quite appropriate for a FAKKU audience. Not much these days, but there's still a few of the more extreme fetishes that I occasionally translate that I can't and won't put on here.

If your tastes run to the more extreme end of things, or you just have a strong stomach and want to challenge yourself, perhaps check out the blog. ;)

I'll try to keep the OP up to date with what has been done and what hasn't, but sometimes stuff gets done without me noticing. If you see that something has been edited, please let me know!

[size=14]1. [St. Rio] Hi Energy 2 (Neon Genesis Evangelion)[/h]

Forum Image: http://s1.postimg.org/m1trzmitr/hienergy_00.jpg

Many moons ago, I translated Hi Energy 9 and 10. Mostly because they were done by Kimigabuchi, and were thus awesome.

St Rio’s art is…shall we be kind and say average? Not awful, but hardly spectacular. However, the story of Asuka and Nadia getting kidnapped and gang raped is totally hot enough to make up for that.

Asuka and Nadia are cosplayers, who are very dismissive of their fans. Downright negative, even. One wonders why they’re cosplaying at all. So some of their “fans” kidnap them and show them what cosplaying is really for.

Even better, this is to be continued.

Before someone asks, this is the first story in the series. Hi Energy was a sort of compilation of stories from group members. The Asuka/Nadia gang-raping stories didn’t turn up until Volume 2. They continued in every volume thereafter though, and I think later on they became the only story in it.

P.S. And I didn’t do the other stories in this volume, because they sucked. :)


[size=14]2. [INU] Red – The First Bit[/h]

Forum Image: http://s29.postimg.org/62k6k73lz/114_Izumi531_107.jpg

When is a film club not a film club?
When it’s the world’s flimsiest excuse for students to fuck each other. Hooray!
Enter the flat chested yet kind of hot Rei-type. She takes it like a champ.
Double hooray!


Edit: Dammit, already done by Doujin-Moe. That was hot too. Thanks to Anon for pointing it out to me! :)

[size=14]3. [Archives] Even People with Adolescent Delusions of Grandeur will not be Beaten! (Chuunibyou)[/h]

Forum Image: http://s17.postimg.org/wjst0i7a7/scan0001.jpg

Problems with Adolescent Delusions of Grandeur? Worry not, for our patented gang rape technique will cure you of your ills! Just one easy day of being fucked like a dog by all and sundry, and you’ll feel like a new woman!

Disclaimer: May not actually work.


There's more, but I'm not going to post them here for now. We only just met. ;)

I hope someone finds these fapworthy!
waterflame +0 points FAKKUDL.NET
Jul 15, 2014 at 2:12 pm
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I may not be the best type setter but I'll give my hand on that last one :3 I'm a fan of Chuunibyou.
nestler17 +0 points Warframe Founder
Jul 15, 2014 at 2:23 pm
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I can not find [INU] Red – The First Bit anywhere. Anyone have a link that works?
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 15, 2014 at 4:32 pm
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nestler17 wrote...
I can not find [INU] Red – The First Bit anywhere. Anyone have a link that works?


The SNP link is: http://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2014/07/14/inu-red-the-first-bit/

The EXHentai link is: g/652878/a39afd0197/
The story starts on page 114.

It pines for the fjords on E-H, so no go there.

If nothing else works, I might look at uploading it to FAKKU when I get home, but if you can find your way to it, you'll find your way to a lot of other stuff as well. Stick with it, it's worthwhile. ;)
silentdemon +0 points
Jul 15, 2014 at 5:00 pm
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The EXhentai link for [INU] Red – The First Bit doesnt work for me :'(
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 15, 2014 at 5:02 pm
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EXHentai is E-Hentai's younger, darker sister. It has all the stuff that E-Hentai won't show you.

You can't access unless you know what you're doing, otherwise it just shows you the sad panda.

Thankfully, this is a common problem and you don't actually have to know what you're doing. Just follow the instructions here:

http://haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?24909-Firefox-ExHentai-Easy-v2-Get-past-sad-panda!


Also, Doujin-Moe has already translated Red. :(
My searching-fu sucks, especially when I'm excited to translate something. Oh well, on to the next one, it was still fun to work on. :D
nestler17 +0 points Warframe Founder
Jul 15, 2014 at 7:20 pm
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Imari wrote...
nestler17 wrote...
I can not find [INU] Red – The First Bit anywhere. Anyone have a link that works?


The SNP link is: http://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2014/07/14/inu-red-the-first-bit/

The EXHentai link is: g/652878/a39afd0197/
The story starts on page 114.

It pines for the fjords on E-H, so no go there.

If nothing else works, I might look at uploading it to FAKKU when I get home, but if you can find your way to it, you'll find your way to a lot of other stuff as well. Stick with it, it's worthwhile. ;)



The link to EXHentai displays a picture of a panda with a flower. Sigh.
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 15, 2014 at 7:28 pm
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nestler17 wrote...
The link to EXHentai displays a picture of a panda with a flower. Sigh.


Read the post just above this one. It contains all the information you need.
nestler17 +0 points Warframe Founder
Jul 15, 2014 at 8:17 pm
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Imari wrote...
nestler17 wrote...
The link to EXHentai displays a picture of a panda with a flower. Sigh.


Read the post just above this one. It contains all the information you need.


I followed the directions thoroughly and I can not log in at all. I've had an account for some time. Would you mind uploading to like uploaded or some file sharing site or email mail the file to me? Thanks for the information before on how to resolve this however, it seems many other people are unable to access the site.
chaofan +1 points
Jul 16, 2014 at 12:09 am
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Free stuff! Always a win!
nestler17 +0 points Warframe Founder
Jul 16, 2014 at 12:44 am
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After digging around I found who is the artist and which book [INU] Red – The First Bit was in. I finally found it! For everyone else that is interested in finding this one, I'll give you a direct link so that you do not have to hunt like I did.

And guess what? This link works! Oh lordy!!

The Japanese title is [犬] フルエルクチビル which led me to http://majimougen.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-633.html

Below is the direct link on E-H

s/f6caf7dc7b/691567-107
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 16, 2014 at 2:05 am
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Got ads switched off on E-H, do you? ;)

There's a neat trick to convert any EX URL into an E-H URL, or vice versa.

The first four characters of an E-H URL are always "g.e-".
The first two character of an EX URL are always "ex".

Otherwise, gallery URLs for the same gallery on each site will be identical, apart from those prefixes. Delete "ex" from the start of an EX gallery URL and replace it with "g.e-" to find the E-H gallery. Or the other way around.
fudoyusei +0 points
Jul 16, 2014 at 7:00 am
Thanks for the link to the guide! Been looking forward to access this website~
fakkuderp +0 points
Jul 16, 2014 at 6:12 pm
fudoyusei wrote...
Thanks for the link to the guide! Been looking forward to access this website~


Be careful what you wish for; once you enter exhentai you never leave. Never.
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 16, 2014 at 8:47 pm
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fakkuderp wrote...
Be careful what you wish for; once you enter exhentai you never leave. Never.


There's worse things than drowning in a warm, oozing pool of your own orgasmic juices. ;)
Ser Maggot +0 points
Jul 20, 2014 at 12:51 pm
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You should post here the more extreme stuff, Imari. [color=#9D0A0A]EVIL GRIN.[/color]
Imari +0 points Little White Butterflies Staff
Jul 20, 2014 at 4:08 pm
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Heh.

I may or may not try and slip the odd one past the goalie just to keep people on their toes. But I don't want to cause too much drama for Jacob, he's a nice guy. I'll never post guro or anything on here, because it would just be a shitstorm.