! Fakku Store Item Proposal !
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Official Fakku Sex Helmets! [size=12]Because your waifu can't please you if she's unconscious.[/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
The Official Fakku Sex Helmet: [size=12]Sex has never been safer![/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
[size=10]***Disclaimer: This is part lulz, part srs bsns. If there were real fakku sex helmets, I'd buy one. Just sayin'.[/h]
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Jacob would be a fool to sell sex helmets, when over 3/4's of the users on here are virgins.They could use it as a cum repository I guess. Fap into it then empty it at the end of the month.
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Gravity cat wrote...
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Jacob would be a fool to sell sex helmets, when over 3/4's of the users on here are virgins.They could use it as a cum repository I guess. Fap into it then empty it at the end of the month.
Fakku should make socks and tissue paper then.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Jacob would be a fool to sell sex helmets, when over 3/4's of the users on here are virgins.They could use it as a cum repository I guess. Fap into it then empty it at the end of the month.
Fakku should make socks and tissue paper then.
Or striped panties, then they can all pretend it's their sister's. If they don't have a sister, pretend to have one.
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Gravity cat wrote...
Spoiler:
And if your sister is a porker you have to buy the largest size...or else!
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Spoiler:
And if your sister is a porker you have to buy the largest size...or else!
So far we have someone with a fetish for the larger size, incest AND striped panties... Whoever likes those 3 consecutively outside of H-mangas are desperate and is a very sick, sick man.
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
Donquixote Doflamingo wrote...
Jacob would be a fool to sell sex helmets, when over 3/4's of the users on here are virgins.I like how you pulled that statistic out of nowhere to make fun of people.
Quite hilarious.
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This helmet should come with attachments like a red bull holder for when you get thirsty, or a miny paddle for those who like spankings. lol
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whatever happened to proposing the shirt that said "millions of my potential children died on your waifu's face last night"?
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
My-only-Jun wrote...
Kadushy wrote...
Diarrhea.I'm not gonna laugh at that.
But I will at pudding
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Lollikittie wrote...
Official Fakku Sex Helmets! [size=12]Because your waifu can't please you if she's unconscious.[/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
The Official Fakku Sex Helmet: [size=12]Sex has never been safer![/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
[size=8]...Arguably.[/h]
[size=10]***Disclaimer: This is part lulz, part srs bsns. If there were real fakku sex helmets, I'd buy one. Just sayin'.[/h]
Meh she doesn't need to be your waifu and of course she can be unconscious, just ask any of the forced lovers in our midst.
