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We both knew where that was going.

Unfortunately, yes.
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As a prank, pour itch powder into bottles of lube.

That's just evil D:

Prepare your anus.

I will do no such thing!

COWER AND FEAR ALL YOU WISH- FOR YOU DO RIGHTLY SO.

RESISTANCE MEANS NOTHING, FOR YOUR DEFIANCE SHALL BE OVERCOME.

OVERPOWERED.

OVERWHELMED.

AND FROM THIS DAY HEREON HENCEFORTH, YE SHALL SUFFER A FATE SO TERRIBLE AS TO MAKE THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE BLASTED INFERNO SHIVER AND QUAKE.

YOUR ANUS- AND OTHER NAUGHTY GIGGLEBITS-

SHALL ITCHY-ITCHY SCRATCHY-WATCHY-

FOREVERMORE.

You need your own superhero.

That was the silliest-most-serious-sounding threat I've ever read.

10/10

I'm too stone to understand jack.

Now that I think about it I remember when you made this thread. I laughed at it to a moderate degree.

All you need to know, my Freak.

ASS-assin?

I think that might be ASS-uming a bit much.

Just "Jackass" will suffice.

Hi. I'm johnny knoxville. Watch to fakku.