1/21/13

1/21/13 @ 9:49pm

A mouse just ran into my bedroom then went inside my closet and scared the fuck outta me.

Now it's 9:55pm and I'm heading out to Wal-Mart to buy some traps. Wish me luck.

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Just gas your place Nazi style.

Kadushy, i r in ur thred stealin ur soaps

Leave out poisoned lucky charms. Little bastards cant resist the delicious marshmallows. Just don't eat them of course.

You shop at Walmart.
Ewww

Buy a gun

Its gonna fuck you gently.
Don't let your guard down.

I'm back. Just bought a few traps (the sticky ones and others) so now it's time to play the waiting game.

And to add on, when I got to Walmart and started walking in, this #yolo4lyfegurlz started yelling out to me like a damn retard. "OHAY YOU IN DA BLEW WHAT U DOIN'" Then started cussing....

My response, "Shut up faggog, I'm busy. Come near me and I'll slap you."

ohay, haven't seen you in a while.

the only things rat traps have ever caught is my foot

It's a freaking mouse, you pansy.

Rats and racoons are the varmints you oughter worry about.

And if you live in such an area, termites.

Get a rat stick.

Give your new roommate a big warm welcome!

Have it teach you the ways of it's people.

It's a mouse. Get a cat.

once I was at my grandmas

they saw a rat

my uncle took a gold club I found in the wasteland (there is a giant plot of barren land near my house filled with boulders, tiny hills, golf balls, and old crusty porn, and homeless people. We call it the wasteland)

and he beat the rat and his little mouse buddies with it...

get a toaster.

find some toxic waste from your local nuclear reactor and feed the mouse with it

soon you should be able to learn martial arts