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slab up with peanut butter and shotgun the shit out of them when they come to ya.

Call in a nuclear strike. If there's one, there's more where that came from. You can eliminate that YOLOHERPDERPGHETTODON'TNEEDNOMAN chick too...with a vengeance

Kill them all until you find the LastMouseStanding

@ 9:49pm a strange yellow human screamed and yelled.
@10:00pm I am pooping on his floor
@11:00pm the wife had 7 kids and counting.

Had a mouse problem once, when the mouse trap finally got one it was still alive and kept squeeking like it was crying... it was one of the saddest moments of my life.

Noooo! Don't kill him. Catch him and train him and make him bring you things.
I have a HUGE wolf spider in my house and I spared his life. He paid me back by killing silverfish, waterbugs and that sort of thing. Maybe the mouse can bring cheese?

I sure the cheese thing is a myth and they actually hate cheese.
Also

Put a tiny sombrero on his head and video tape him on a hamster wheel.