1 week challenge.

gf's birthday in a week.
she told me she'd give ME a surprise.
Not fapping for a week.
Will I be able to do it?

The surprise you get? She's having a sex surgery.

Fap anyway, she won't know. If she asks you, lie to her like a boss.

Whatever makes you happy Hramnoian

I don't even know why we're having this discussion. You're letting your bitch control you? This is where the dick slap comes in. You can always put her in the rape zone, though you should save it for when it's needed.

Don't forget the strawberry.

This seems more appropriate.

Wait, your boyfriend's birthday is in a week, and he'll give you a surprise if you don't fap for a week?

Way to go man. I mean, you got the wrong gender, but you're on the right track.

Keep up the good work.

EDIT: Wait... you're a guy, right?

Totally. Don't let him fool you.

It seems like it's a GoodDay for coming out of the closet, hurr durr.

>_> jus saw da mod edit.
hate you teclo